Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 

I thought this would be fun.

By now, we all know of and have seen the Man Law commercials and the website. But since we here at The Warpath are friggin genius' ([I]sorry BrudLee[/I]), it would be nice and quite clever to have our own.

Feel free to post [U]man laws[/U] that are "unique" to visiting or posting on our website....or just general [U]man laws[/U] that apply everyday.

For instance, a warpath man law could be somthing like this:

[B]A man should never type in all caps and claim to be knowledgeable about football at the same time.[/B]

or it could be somthing totally unrelated to sports and football all together.

So without further ado let the first of many Warpath Man Laws begin...

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[QUOTE=12thMan]I thought this would be fun.

By now, we all know of and have seen the Man Law commercials and the website. But since we here at The Warpath are friggin genious' ([I]sorry BrudLee[/I]), it would be nice and quite clever to have our own.

Feel free to post [U]man laws[/U] that are "unique" to visiting or posting on our website....or just general [U]man laws[/U] that apply everyday.

For instance, a warpath man law could be somthing like this:

[B]A man should never type in all caps and claim to be knowledgeable about football at the same time.[/B]

or it could be somthing totally unrelated to sports and football all together.

So without further ado let the first of many Warpath Man Laws begin...[/QUOTE]
No need to apologize. Misspelling "Genius" said it all.

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Man Law: When starting a damn thread, don't include words you don't know how to spell!!

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[QUOTE=BrudLee]No need to apologize. Misspelling "Genius" said it all.[/QUOTE]
Bah-zing!

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Someone brought this up in another thread.

Man Law: Don't mention hot women unless you're prepared to post pics of said hot women.

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Man Law: If you ever post a picture of yourself up here: wearing Jackie O' glasses, driving a Jetta, wearing capris, having a popped collars, aviators or being an overall douchebag, you give us full disrection to find you, smash aforementioned items into a small ball of shame and murder you with it Norris-style.

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Man law: bandwagon jumping is not allowed. if you say your a fan of a certain team but cant name more than 5 players on said team you should be flogged to death by a person of my choosing!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Someone brought this up in another thread.

Man Law: Don't mention hot women unless you're prepared to post pics of said hot women.[/quote]dam your fast, you beat me to it.

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Man Law: When bragging about the size of a dump you've taken, tell no more than two people. If the story is good enough, others will find out.

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[quote=BrudLee]Man Law: When bragging about the size of a dump you've taken, tell no more than two people. If the story is good enough, others will find out.[/quote]guilty!:embarrass

but seriously, you should have seen this thing, it was HUGE

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Man Law: dallas fans must know how to use punctuation, this means you D'BOYZ.

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Man Law: Using a Z to replace an S does not make you look stylish. It makes you look like a douchebag, therefore you cannot post your picture ever.

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[quote=BrudLee]Man Law: When bragging about the size of a dump you've taken, tell no more than two people. If the story is good enough, others will find out.[/quote]

EDIT: Size [B][I]AND[/I][/B] shape.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Man Law: Using a Z to replace an S does not make you look stylish. It makes you look like a douchebag, therefore you cannot post your picture ever.[/quote]

ummm, my finger slipped?

What if I post a pic of me looking like a douchebag

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You read the warning.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]You read the warning.[/quote]

damnit, ok, I'll just continue to wear this mark of shame on my unpictured face.

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Man Law: A man should never tell another man to "stay dry" when it's raining outside. I mean who tries to get wet anyway?

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Girls.

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MAN LAW: Stop buying jeans that already have holes in them. A man creates holes through various rugged activities, he doesn't need a sweatshop to do it for him.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Girls.[/quote]

exactly.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]MAN LAW: Stop buying jeans that already have holes in them. A man creates holes through various rugged activities, he doesn't need a sweatshop to do it for him.[/quote]

I create holes related to the past three posts.

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[quote=12thMan]Man Law: A man should never tell another man to "stay dry" when it's raining outside. I mean who tries to get wet anyway?[/quote]and a man should never tell another man to "take it easy". as we all know a guy will take it any way he can get it!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I create holes related to the past three posts.[/quote]pocket pool?

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if your woman feels the need to correct you, it must be done in private( old man law that sometimes isnt followed)

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Man Law: If my woman corrects me in private, I smack her in public.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Man Law: If my woman corrects me in private, I smack her in public.[/quote]

Man Law!

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In public restrooms never take the urinal next to another man unless all other urninals are taken.

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Man Law: If you ARE forced to take a urinal next to another man. No eye contact whatsoever.

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[quote=BigSKINBauer]In public restrooms never take the urinal next to another man unless all other urninals are taken.[/quote]

I second that, MAN LAW!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Man Law: If you ARE forced to take a urinal next to another man. No eye contact whatsoever.[/quote]

Dude, I hate to jock you but....Man Law!

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MAN LAW: Watch this ...
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=lazy+ramadi&v=5k3L-_Snu7k"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=lazy+ramadi&v=5k3L-_Snu7k[/URL]
... you have to sign up, I think you can just use a fake email and whatnot.
It's also much funnier if you've seen "Lazy Sunday" from Saturday Night Live, which is only on NBC website I think.

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And no conversation in urinals unless it consists of: "So, I banged 10 chicks before I came in here and drank like 24 beers."

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Man Law: if someone is dropping his friends off at the pool under no cicumstances are you to ask if he is almost done, no matter how bad you have to go.(my boss did this to me yesterday and i almost kicked his ass)

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That makes it retreat back into my body.

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i intentionally took 10 extra min. while he paced outside the bathroom. when i walked out the door he looked like he was gonna cry

if its that bad just hover over the wastebasket dude

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I would have opened the door a little bit and stuck out a cup and a few pieces of toilet paper for him.

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You bring cups with you when you eliminate?

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Man Law: stop that

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Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass

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Yeah, sometimes I like to marvel at the urilogical process in action.