Help re-name my store!!
 

My wife has been running an e-bay lingerie store for about 6 months. She's now desigining her own website and trying to wean herself from the teat that is ebay.

We're having trouble finding a suitable name for our store and I have a great time reading all of your collective brainstorming and thought this may be right up your alley...

We're looking for a little innuendo, but nothing brash. There was a mexican restaraunt I saw on the daily show called the pink taco, which was hilarious. I don't want to get too vulgar, but... well, you guys get the idea...

We sell lingerie, and adult novelties, specializing but not limited to quality leather wear.

Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated....

Thanks.

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I think your Warpath name fits nicely with the theme of the store.

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How about:

Can The Tuna

?

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Wear You Down


Leather for Heather (hey, it's a fake name but who cares)



Strapped For Cash

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[quote=724Skinsfan]I think your Warpath name fits nicely with the theme of the store.[/quote]

you're my hero!

How about Wild Wally's Wide World of Wonder Wear? The web address could be [URL="http://www.wwwwww.com"]www.wwwwww.com[/URL], just to f with people.

With whatever name you choose, your slogan should be "Frilly undergarmets for the discriminating gentleman."

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Lavish Leather.

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Clothe the Tuna.

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Nubile Expressions.

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Damn, I've been watching too much of that softcore porn on The Movie Channel. :doh:

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West Virginia: Erotic and Wonderful!

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was ebay too much work for the money? or not that great when they take out their share?

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Tease the Moment....

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Sin-sational Lingerie

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4-Play Lingerie

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Carpe Dez Nuts

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Cumming Attractions

Butts, Breasts, and Beyond

The Ho Depot

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Sex on The Leash!

All Work and More Play [I]Lingerie[/I]

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1) Total Access
2) Wyld and Wunderful (West Virginia motto connection)
3) Sensual and Mature or S&M for short
4) Sweet and Discreet

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HAHA This reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago.

What do you get when a Toys-R-Us truck and a truck carrying vibrators collide? [B]Toys 4 Twots[/B]

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Simply Devine
Coal Mining Whorewear(WV reference)

Slogan:

"The Ultimate in Intimate Wear"

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On a side note, the tuna talk reminds me of a funny college story.

On the front windows of the all girls dorm, they had in big cut out letters 'Welcome to Whatever Hall', I obviously forget the name of the hall. Anyway, we snuck in late one night and rearranged the letters to say 'House of Tuna'.

This hall faced one of the main dining halls, so everyone who was on their way back from lunch the next day saw it. It stayed that way for most of the day before they noticed it and changed it back.

Good times. Sorry for the hijack attempt.

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[quote=TAFKAS]

The Ho Depot[/quote]we have a winner!

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Poon Slings

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[quote=That Guy]was ebay too much work for the money? or not that great when they take out their share?[/quote]

Ebay takes a cut, and paypal takes a cut... if I could get away with only paying the premium for my own credit card slips it would save me some overhead, and I could lower prices. Also, ebay has so many rules and regs when it comes to lingerie, that you can't mix and match tops and bottoms... and there are alot of women that are larger in one area than they are another.

They keep booting my listings because of "fee circumvention" which is BS... but it is also alot of work keeping up the auctions and such. I'm going to hang on to the ebay stuff for a while, but needing to be self sufficient as well...

Thanks for the Ideas guys and keep em cummin!... lol

(ho depot... you're a f'ing riot lmao)

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Strap-ons 'R' Us

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Ornery Orifices.

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Underbritches You Won't Find At Wal-Mart

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Ornery Orifices.[/quote]

"What's wrong?"

"That 'tang's being downright onery!"

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Nocturnal Emissions

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Sumpin' Smells Fishy

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Slogan:

"Welcome to the China Club! A chinga chung chang!

Charlie Murphy's House of Sleeze

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Siemens Furniture

Jiffy Lube

The Gap

....some of these stores are simply in the wrong business

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Lingerie City

Hello, this is canthetuna, president of Lingerie City. I like the lingerie so much, I bought the company.

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behind the beef curtains

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CanTheTuna's Secret

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Rugged Burn WearHouse

See Hers

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Gimpies

Abercrotchie and Fish

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Things That Looks Better on the Floor
Slut Hut
Whoreindales
Whoremart
Sluts 'n Things

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Super Happy Fun Store

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[quote=FRPLG]Things That Looks Better on the Floor
Slut Hut
Whoreindales
Whoremart
Sluts 'n Things[/quote]now i'm torn between The Slut Hut and The Ho Depot.