Warpath Impersonation Thread
 

This will be my last meaningless thread for the parking lot now that training camp has officially started. (the wewhite impersonations inspired this!)

Okay, the point of this meaningless thread is to impersonate either a fellow warpather, either in writing style or tone so to speak, or just any joe blow.

Let's just try to keep this as civil as possible. :)

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"Who says I'm a man? I'm a person"

ok, 3 guesses who that is

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[quote=TAFKAS]"Who says I'm a man? I'm a person"

ok, 3 guesses who that is[/quote]


Damn.....that's a tough one.

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ok...i got one


[QUOTE]Damn.....that's a tough one.[/QUOTE]

:) :smashfrea :cheers

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[quote=gibbsisgod]ok...i got one




:) :smashfrea :cheers[/quote]

Top notch work gigity.

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Well I Not Saying That Art Monk Shouldnt Be In The Halls Of Fane But Irving Did Some In Less Time And Won As Moany Super Bowls So They Should Probably Get In At The Same Time But Darrel Green Was Good Four You Guys To So He Should Get In Rigth Away

(for some reason capslock just capitalized every word instead of every letter, that ruins it a bit)

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Well I Not Saying That Art Monk Shouldnt Be In The Halls Of Fane But Irving Did Some In Less Time And Won As Moany Super Bowls So They Should Probably Get In At The Same Time But Darrel Green Was Good Four You Guys To So He Should Get In Rigth Away

(for some reason capslock just capitalized every word instead of every letter, that ruins it a bit)[/quote]

This is def one of the cowboys guys that doesn't puncutate....not dboyz,but the other one??

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I was actually going for dboyz. I think he likes the Skins deep down.

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there was one other cowpuke fan that used to come here, sandtrap or something like that.

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Here's one:

Ahhh yeah...guess who's back!!!

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love the edit.

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I know I'm going to get it but I couldn't resist...


[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/photoplog/file.php?n=205&w=s[/IMG]

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you cut me deep with that one. real deep.

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good one cpayne5!

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does it have to be a WP member?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]does it have to be a WP member?[/quote]

no...anybody....Tom Cruise, Dave Matthews, Hooters and the Blowfish...whomever you want.

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I dont know why i'm not starting. I guess the staff is holding a grudge against me. Joe Gibbs has not talked to me once.I hate it here and cant wait to leave and just put this place behind me.I was God to this organization. Look in the stands and all you see is my jerseys and that means i should be starting. =sniff,sniff=

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[quote=gibbsisgod]I dont know why i'm not starting. I guess the staff is holding a grudge against me. Joe Gibbs has not talked to me once.I hate it here and cant wait to leave and just put this place behind me.I was God to this organization. Look in the stands and all you see is my jerseys and that means i should be starting. =sniff,sniff=[/quote]

Good one - good ridance, LA!!

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[quote=gibbsisgod]I dont know why i'm not starting. I guess the staff is holding a grudge against me. Joe Gibbs has not talked to me once.I hate it here and cant wait to leave and just put this place behind me.I was God to this organization. Look in the stands and all you see is my jerseys and that means i should be starting. =sniff,sniff=[/quote]

Oh, oh, I got it! You're that guy, the linebacker, I can't remember his name now. Laverie, lover, loafer, LaBamba, I don't know, La something or other. Oh well, it doesn't matter anymore.

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Well, we got whooped today. Just gonna have to come out here all next week and coach em up. Hopefully we'll chuck the ball around a little better next week.

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[quote=cpayne5]Well, we got whooped today. Just gonna have to come out here all next week and coach em up. Hopefully we'll chuck the ball around a little better next week.[/quote]

HAHA....the ole ball coach?

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[quote=cpayne5]Well, we got whooped today. Just gonna have to come out here all next week and coach em up. Hopefully we'll chuck the ball around a little better next week.[/quote]god i hate you!(not you cpayne but the guy you are impersonating)i soooo want to spit in your face.:censored:

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It's controlled delirium.

The Washington Redskins fans are the best damn fans in all of sports.

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I have never used steroids. Never. :nono:

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I'll tell you what. He really played his guts out today. This morning I told Pat I may have to go back to NASCAR if we don't start winning <<giggle>>

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[quote=cpayne5]I have never used steroids. Never. :nono:[/quote]

Ohh...Ooohhh....Bill Clinton...wait a minute...he denied doing somthing else, let me get back to you on this one.

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The Washington Redskins and their owner Daniel Snyder once again outspent everyone this offseason, and it won't work because I don't think it will. Blah...blah...blah...burp, chew...overpaid...oink...cap hell...The game as passed Gibbs by....blah blah blah...TO is going the make the cowboys better....blah blah...Tom from Bethesda says that Monk is HOF worthy, but the giants never blah blah blah....Where are my Hot Pockets...blah.. The Longest Yard....blah blah blah... and the quote of the week is...

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Gibbsy called that night and said, "we're going home". I had my suitcase packed and was out the door in 10 minutes. Know what I mean.

We're back, we're back, we're back!!!

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They really fought their guts out there today. These team, these teams up here are something. its always disappointing when you lose but i am proud of our team. Our guys played super-smart.

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AMD - damnit, I had a good one for Pastabelly...

I am the greatest NFL player of all time, so great that I was misquoted in my autobiography. I'm now going to set up shop in my driveway and do crunches until I have a 12-pack. Oh, and Praise Jerry Jones for showing me the money.

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I'm not gonna lie, coach. I'm a little drunk.

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Terry Glenn? What number does [I]she[/I] wear again? And TO, her majesty couldn't catch a cold in the desert. We stink right now! Maybe we need to start running some, no offense, *place racial slur here* plays to trick the defense.

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If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?

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That was actually supposed to be Peter King, Bohnzie, but they're pretty much interchangable.

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well, actually my Pastabelly was going to teeder the lines of Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers trilogy...

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I'm a football man. All you punks are just football fans.

Ramsey 4 Life!!!

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"Playoffs?! Don't talk about playoffs! You kidding me?! Playoffs?! I just hope we can win another game!"

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[B]Why are you punting?!?![/B]

The Cleveland Browns down 28-3 in the fourth quarter were faced with fourth and 3. NFL statistics show that the average running play yields 3.23476354 yards 67.53536739% of the time. The Football Gods showed their displeasure at this dsplay of football cowardice.

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[quote=724Skinsfan][B]Why are you punting?!?![/B]

The Cleveland Browns down 28-3 in the fourth quarter were faced with fourth and 3. NFL statistics show that the average running play yields 3.23476354 yards 67.53536739% of the time. The Football Gods showed their displeasure at this dsplay of football cowardice.[/quote]TMQ? i am guilty of reading that column on a weekly basis.