TheMalcolmConnection Chat: Question Request
 

Since I'm getting FAR behind in my Burgundy Army writer duties, I ask that you post some questions about the Redskins, me or life that generally want answered by the all-knowing Malcolm. Matty asks my article be football related, so at LEAST give me a few football questions. Since I add in my own two cents every now and then, I'll answer all questions objectively and truthfully and then FLIP THE F*CK OUT!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOI.

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you totally need to put some kind of nostradamus spin on it tmc!

...or negrodamus for you Chappelle Show fans.

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Shhh, there is a method to my madness. Matty knows the premise behind this, so just get postin'!

NOW. You may ask my opinion on the Redskins offseason draft picks, you may ask my opinion on Hydrox vs. Oreos. It's YOUR choice. YOU have the power. And so does He-Man.

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Could you write an article about the orgins of your douche bag-ness?

Actually, an epic poem might work better.

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(and everyone in the crowd is like, "Oh snap, damn son, you gonna take that?!?!")

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Noted. Once MalcolmChat August 1st Week wraps, you'll see the origins. AND it's douchebagosity. Learn to reed.

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my bad, I should know as I have that affliction too.

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you could also give us an update on how PWNED is learning and progressing under your wing.

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how about an article on who the Skins biggest competition is going to be this year.

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That's going to be the subject of a future article. I've had people all over my town trying to figure out who it is. What's entertaining is that I REALLY don't think it's one of my friends, otherwise he would have told me who he is already. I have four suspects, one is female (possibly my fiancee, so maybe five), and the others all live near me.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]how about an article on who the Skins biggest competition is going to be this year.[/quote]

Thank God. A real question. I thank you and Matty thanks you.

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Malcolm the great, whats for dinner?

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My next article is basically going to be a question and answer-type thing, similar to what all the ESPN analysts do every now and then. Except mine will be far superior in content and torque.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]Malcolm the great, whats for dinner?[/quote]

HAHA. Also, good question.


OK, let's do this. Post me one non-serious question (Redskins related if possible) and one serious question (that most DEFINITELY has to be Redskins-related).

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HAHA. Also, good question.


OK, let's do this. Post me one non-serious question (Redskins related if possible) and one serious question (that most DEFINITELY has to be Redskins-related).[/quote]

How about you post something about one of your meetings with a Redskin player as the non-serious thing, if it was interesting and long enough.

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If brunell cant get it done, how long do the skins wait to put campbell in? and if campbell then struggles do we go back to brunell or give collins a chance?

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Question 1: Mr. Malcolm, the whole world wants to know, boxers or briefs?

Question 2: With the expectations of Skins fans being the highest they've been in years, which team, either on the schedule or a possible playoff match up, will be the team's biggest competation in terms of getting to/winning the Super Bowl?

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Excellent, keep them coming. I'm hoping to have it all posted tomorrow afternoon.

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Who is a bigger hero to the diabetic community: Saint Joe Gibbs or that porn-stache wearing Adam Morrison?

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The expectations are high this year, no doubt. Would this year be a bust if we don't go the Super Bowl?

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Nice question 12th, I've been thinking that for awhile now.

Which single player is the most important to the Skins' success this season?

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why am I still at work when I've been here for 8hrs and 5minutes and I didn't take a lunch break today?

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Excellent. These are all great. I'm going to stop taking questions tomorrow at lunch and see if I can answer them all by the end of the work day.

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is it true you met your lady on match.com?

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will LA be missed?

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I can answer that now. I met her on [url]www.giggitysmom.com[/url]

;)

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how about your prediction on a no name player that will be signed, and why.

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Good question, define no-name. Like later round draft picks?

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If the mods of the WP were to all get in a steel cage match, who would win?

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That should make for a very interesting question. Since I haven't met any of them (aside from Gmanc prior to modship), and I only talk to two on AIM, I am probably going to be a bit biased.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Good question, define no-name. Like later round draft picks?[/quote]

Yeah pretty much, undrafted, etc.

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If they win the SB this year, will Gibbs retire?

Who should be the next head coach, Saunders or Williams?

Are there "too many cooks in the kitchen" on the Redskins' coaching staff?

Who will get the goalline carries in this offense?

How many yards will Portis rush for in 2006?

Who would you take in a fantasy draft, Portis or Tiki Barber?

Cooley's long hair. Cool or ridiculous?

What's the best way to build a team? More drafting, less free agency? Or more free agency, less drafting.

Who's the most overrated coach in the NFL?

Who's better, Peyton or Brady?

Who is the ideal QB in the entire NFL who is best suited to run Saunders' offense?

Your favorite Portis costume?

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Good God Schneed. HAHA. Will you feel gipped if I only cherry-pick from like 4-5 of those?

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when are you finally going to figure out who i am?

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[quote=PWNED]when are you finally going to figure out who i am?[/quote]

Haha

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hes sniffing mighty close hooskins. mighty close.

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[quote=PWNED]hes sniffing mighty close hooskins. mighty close.[/quote]

Really..

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is lance bass really gay?

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where is TMC now?

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PWNED, if you're not a friend of mine, then you're being quite ridiculous. Do you KNOW a friend of mine?