He's a Dancing Machine!
 

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F'in dork

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;201869]F'in dork[/QUOTE]
That's no way to talk about TAFKAS.

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That still won't make me ever want to watch it.

Actually that makes me want to watch it LESS than I did before.

Perhaps if [IMG]http://haruth.com/hogettes2005s.jpg[/IMG] were on it, I MIGHT tune in.

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I watched every episode last season. Stacy Keibler is SMOKIN!!

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She's the only reason to watch that kind of show. I can't say enough good and dirty things about her.

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Yes. She is HOT.

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its all about the legs with her. long and sexy

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She has an upper half?

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not really...they have to use CGI to put her upper half on...

Shanna Moakler (Travis Barker's ex-wife) and Vivica A Fox are the only 2 women committed thus far. Other "men" include AC Slater (Mario Lopez), Joey Lawrence (Whoa!), and Harry Hamlin (riding my wife's coattails)

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Joey and AC Slater?! That sounds like a Celebrity Death Match to me.

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[IMG]http://myspace-289.vo.llnwd.net/00017/98/27/17657289_l.jpg[/IMG]

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How goofy spin moves will he try to pull off?

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I can see AC pulling spin move after spin move all while Joey is like "Whoa!".

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I heard that tera patrick might be on!!!!!

I LOVE HER!!!

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAtUfWMpvAQ]YouTube - slater dance[/url]

Only one spin move :(

Would they really have a porn star on ABC?

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How are they going to introduce her? Former adult film star and slut extraordinaire, Tera Patrick?!

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I see it more as Cum Catching Slut Bag, but who knows...

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With the f-ed up teeth. But then again, I would only know her face with "stuff" on it anyway.

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Ahhh yes! The money shot!

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That's my least favorite part of porn. They make it so DISGUSTING when they do it. Ugh. And you KNOW what I'm talking about.

Gargle. :vomit:

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Yeah. its the worst. Some of the hardcore stuff is good but they really ruin the scene by creaming all over the chicks face. anywhere else would be fine, chest,back,asscheeks, just not the face.

i prefer not seeing another guy at all but if you must, leave the chicks face alone.

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and that Bukkake(sp?) stuff. is that not the nastiest fetish known to man? how could anybody do that to themselves?

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Back to the point of the thread: Can smith really out twirl AC Slater? The man has never lost a wrestling match in his life! And the only thing that AC is better at than wrestling is goofy, broadway-style twirls and toe touches.

AC will make smith his bitch.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;202230]Back to the point of the thread: Can smith really out twirl AC Slater? The man has never lost a wrestling match in his life! And the only thing that AC is better at than wrestling is goofy, broadway-style twirls and toe touches.

AC will make smith his bitch.[/quote]sorry i contibuted to the hijacking of this one. it kinda got out of control.

GO A.C. SLATER!!!!

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[quote=gibbsisgod;202231]it been a while since i saw saved by the bell but didnt he lose to a girl in one episode?[/quote]

A more respect-earning way of asking this would have been:

"It's been a while since I was on a long car ride and I was forced to listen to my little sister recap all of the Saved By the Bell episodes to her friend but didn't he lose to a girl in one episode?."

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where did you get that quote from 724?



i am a tricky little bastard.

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If he did lose to a female it wasn't in a California State sanctioned match. Plus, the only torso AC touches is Momma's, so he was obviously at a disadvantage.

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724 just makes stuff up

I think that would make a good sig?

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;202239]724 just makes stuff up

I think that would make a good sig?[/QUOTE]

I'll take that into serious consideration for my next sponsored sig.

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[QUOTE=jamf;202165]I heard that tera patrick might be on!!!!!

I LOVE HER!!![/QUOTE]

I think that was just Howard Stern joking he would get her on the show after she told him she was taking pole dancing lessons, or something like that. But I don't think there are any plans to have her on

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anyone with a pic? i dont know this girl

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I'm at work, so I don't think it would be a good idea for me to do a google search right now

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You know what's interesting? Carmen Electra's birthname is Tera Patrick (though I think she spells it Tara), still...

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you're like one of those NBC PSAs from back in the day. [I]The more you know![/I]

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[IMG]http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8629/4490722200x150am6.jpg[/IMG]

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a work safe pic of Tera Patrick...
[img]http://www.honewatson.com/images/27/tera-patrick-hollywood-awards.jpg[/img]

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Who is that? I'm only familiar with a chick with clothes off and a penis in her mouth.

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I don't recognize her without the spluge

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To her credit, it looks like she finally put some of that whore money to good use and fixed her teeth.