Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread"
 

We mods thought we'd have some fun to lighten the mood around here what with the latest goings on with the Redskins and on TheWarpath. net.

So we're having a Moderator Roast, a la a Celebrity Roast.

Now's your chance to crack jokes about the mods (and only the mods)

Let's keep it fun, not let it get out of hand, and remember that roasts always end with some kind words ;)

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I dont think Malcolm and Daseal should be allowed to play against me ;)

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Oh sweet Jesus this is gonna be funny.

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I'm in fear of when EEich, Redskins_P, and NY_Skinsfan get hold of this thread

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The question becomes, why is there a rainbow decal on the back of BrudLee's car?!?!?!

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And so it begins. Keep 'em coming. You're not likely to find any other site where the mods would encourage something like this

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[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;218424]The question becomes, why is there a rainbow decal on the back of BrudLee's car?!?!?![/QUOTE]
I like rainbows. Next question.

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This is what SBF did to Matty "behind the scenes" to get himself banned from the site.

[IMG]http://www.jokemonkey.com/pictures/wedgie.jpg[/IMG]

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[QUOTE=BrudLee;218441]I like rainbows. Next question.[/QUOTE]
Who are you? Drew Rosenhaus?

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[QUOTE=FRPLG;218446]Who are you? Drew Rosenhaus?[/QUOTE]
Next question.

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(all is to be said is a Steve Irwin accent) So fellas, we are now here in the great wilderness called "thewarpath", here we can find all sorts of nifty creatures, such as the TAFKAS, or the GMac, but once in a blue moon(awesome beer btw) we get a rare Summo siteing, now this creature is crazy. He will come by about once a month, and drop some crazy graphics and leave just like that!! Unbelieviable what we can find here! Join me next time, as we try to catch the yearly siting of the JoeCrisp!! This crazy critter rarely stops by, and not much is known about him. Till next time mates!

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schneed, great post.

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And this was Matty getting SBF back.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/Poet_Tree/zangief.gif[/IMG]

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Oh God, I'm in tears already.....

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Now Daseal is not a mod, but he's a good guy, so I'm going to crack on him.

Daseal, if you don't stop kicking puppies, this guy is coming for you:

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Ok that made me spit take.

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What is that? A bat shitzu?

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[quote=Schneed10;218459]And this was Matty getting SBF back.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/Poet_Tree/zangief.gif[/IMG][/quote] Aint that just like a warpath mod? sneak attack when he wasn't looking?

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Now, DBOYZ and 5RINGS aren't mods either, and despite the fact that they are Cowboys fans, they are good guys too. But I swear this must be one of them:

[IMG]http://www.geocities.com/mikepukuotukas2003/sweethearts.jpg[/IMG]

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funny stuff Schneed. But remember this a "roast the mods" only thread.

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[quote=Schneed10;218468]Now, DBOYZ and 5RINGS aren't mods either, and despite the fact that they are Cowboys fans, they are good guys too. But I swear this must be one of them:

[IMG]http://www.geocities.com/mikepukuotukas2003/sweethearts.jpg[/IMG][/quote] actually, that may be both of them, btu like taf said, this is a mod roast and you better listen or face the ~~consequences!

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[quote=TAFKAS;218470]funny stuff Schneed. But remember this a "roast the mods" only thread.[/quote]

OK fair enough. But this is TAFKAS telling me to stop roasting non-Mods.

[IMG]http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2002/0312/photo/drevil_sp.jpg[/IMG]

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TAF's butt buddy at ESPN

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[quote=hooskins;218474]TAF's butt buddy at ESPN

[IMG]http://morgannews.us/sean-salisbury.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

oh no you didn't!

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This is an actual picture from TAFKAS's last interview ESPN sent him on

[IMG]http://www.chennaionline.com/events/Sports/2003/images/wakram01.jpg[/IMG]

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ESPN's John Clayton(sorry this is off topic!)


Hmmm.....


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Let's get it back on topic and make fun of oh I don't know....Gmanc711?

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So who did Gman blow to get a job as a mod?

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whats the 711 for?

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[quote=TAFKAS;218483]Let's get it back on topic and make fun of oh I don't know....Gmanc711?[/quote]

Haha you know you like my Indian reference.

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[QUOTE=FRPLG;218485]So who did Gman blow to get a job as a mod?[/QUOTE]


Summo, where do you think the idea for the white skin came from?

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Quick tally of TAFKAS 8,872 posts:

5,387 posts were links to previous posts submitted by other members.

1,236 posts were regarding his dream job at ESPN.

1,178 posts were telling others to "be nice or else".

987 posts were one-word responses like "nice" or "thanks" or, if we're lucky, a cute little smiley!

84 posts were actually original, Redskins-related comments.

Thanks for always being there TAFKAS for us. I mean, ALWAYS, being there!

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[quote=724Skinsfan;218489]Quick tally of TAFKAS 8,872 posts:

5,387 posts were links to previous posts submitted by other members.

1,236 posts were regarding his dream job at ESPN.

1,178 posts were telling others to "be nice or else".

987 posts were one-word responses like "nice" or "thanks" or, if we're lucky, a cute little smiley!

84 posts were actually original, Redskins-related comments.

Thanks for always being there TAFKAS for us. I mean, ALWAYS, being there![/quote]

Hahaa

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Check out the shout out under Gmanc's name! I was sure that Clinton said he never had sex wiith that Mod.

STD's are a bitch


Gmanc711: The mod that keeps on giving.

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;218489]Quick tally of TAFKAS 8,872 posts:

5,387 posts were links to previous posts submitted by other members.

1,236 posts were regarding his dream job at ESPN.

1,178 posts were telling others to "be nice or else".

987 posts were one-word responses like "nice" or "thanks" or, if we're lucky, a cute little smiley!

84 posts were actually original, Redskins-related comments.

Thanks for always being there TAFKAS for us. I mean, ALWAYS, being there![/QUOTE]

Nice ;). Back to my dream job

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*yawn*

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The world is burning, doomsday is nigh, and nukes are falling out of the sky... but i trust our coaching staff. After all, gibbs wasn't just handed those rings.

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[quote=That Guy;218535]*yawn*[/quote]


HAHAAA

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Gmanc's 711 is the number of times he blew TAF to get the moderator job.

TAFKAS spells his name in all caps b/c he thinks it makes him more manly (but see above).

Matty hasn't posted b/c his ego got in the way - I will now be banned.

Brud, last i checked, a genius knew that a weekly power poll could be expected to appear every week. Based on past performance, this nuance seems to have escaped you.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;218547]Gmanc's 711 is the number of times he blew TAF to get the moderator job.

TAFKAS spells his name in all caps b/c he thinks it makes him more manly (but see above).

Matty hasn't posted b/c his ego got in the way - I will now be banned.

Brud, last i checked, a genius knew that a weekly power poll could be expected to appear every week. Based on past performance, this nuance seems to have escaped you.[/quote]


Haha, now that is the best one so far.