Why Doesn't Kelly Kapowski Have One of These?
 

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no shame, and obviously bad fiscal management.

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hey you have to give him credit, He can go 45 minutes with two women!

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This is just straight nasty, this guy is desperate.

"Although most of the raunchy details have been kept under wraps, word is that some "bodily functions" and the "Dirty Sanchez" are featured acts in the sex romp."


DIRTY SANCHEZ!?!??!?!!?!

Do you guys know what that is?? Wow, I can't believe he is gonna be a part of that, just freaking gross, but hilarious. Wow, I still can't believe it.

For you older folk, look up dirty sanchez on [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com]Urban Dictionary: Define Your World[/url] , and they will tell you what it means. Gross.

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hey hoo, how about a strawberry shortcake? this is too funny not to be true

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Well, it's no donkey punch...

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What about a dirty RANCHez? Ranch dressing, much cleaner.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;221020]What about a dirty RANCHez? Ranch dressing, much cleaner.[/quote]

Why would a girl have ranch dressing in her ass?

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Gross. Did I say it had to come from the ass?! :vomit:

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Haha, wow this thread just got really nasty.

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I made this for some of my friends last night. I'm glad someone made this topic so that I can share it with all of you.

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as long as it's not a Cleveland steamer...

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grillz, thats a riot

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has anyone seen kelly kapowski recently holy....

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not hot then, not hot now.

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[QUOTE=Hail2theskins;221118]has anyone seen kelly kapowski recently holy....

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Droll.

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perhaps it's because I was like 12 when Saved By The Bell first came out, but I thought she was hot then, and still think she's hot now...

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[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;221144]perhaps it's because I was like 12 when Saved By The Bell first came out, but I thought she was hot then, and still think she's hot now...[/QUOTE]

I hear ya. And when I was 6 I was all about Punky Brewster!

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My childhood fantasy was about DJ from Full House! I wanted to do dirty things to her.

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[quote=TAFKAS;221146]I hear ya. And when I was 6 I was all about Punky Brewster![/quote]

She did a spread in Maxim or Stuff a few years ago (pre-kid) - damn, she looked [B]good[/B]!

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[quote=BDBohnzie;221144]perhaps it's because I was like 12 when Saved By The Bell first came out, but I thought she was hot then, and still think she's hot now...[/quote]

so do I ... it's a no-brainer ...

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soleil moon frye is the chick that plays punky brewster, and she has like 38dd's now and is beautiful. Yeah I had a crush on her as a kid, but I want to crush it now...

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[QUOTE=canthetuna;221221]soleil moon frye is the chick that plays punky brewster, and she has like 38dd's now and is beautiful. Yeah I had a crush on her as a kid, but I want to crush it now...[/QUOTE]

I don't think she has those anymore, she had that much hyped breast reduction surgery when she was a teenager.

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Serisously??? wow... what a bitch.. who does she think she is??? Seriously???

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[QUOTE=canthetuna;221229]Serisously??? wow... what a bitch.. who does she think she is??? Seriously???[/QUOTE]
Sorry to say, but it's true...

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[quote=TAFKAS;221223]I don't think she has those anymore, she had that much hyped breast reduction surgery when she was a teenager.[/quote] That was so selfish! Blatant disregard for other peoples feelings.:hater:

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she's still pretty hot and still has a nice sized rack, they just don't happen to be bigger than her head anymore.

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Screech Update:

[url=http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/archives/107185.asp]Screech squawks: An update, with a clarification[/url]

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[quote=TAFKAS;220977][URL="http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-dustindiamondscreechsextape,0,6671458.story?coll=zap-news-headlines"]Screech Sex Tape Uncovered - 'Saved by the Bell' actor caught in a threesome - Zap2it[/URL][/quote]

When there is one, you call me.

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[quote=TAFKAS;221570]Screech Update:

[URL="http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/archives/107185.asp"]Screech squawks: An update, with a clarification[/URL][/quote]

wow, kinda messed up.

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why is dustin diamond against working? i really dont want to work, either. but if it means keeping a roof over my head, then come screech, get a job

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[QUOTE=dmek25;221651]why is dustin diamond against working? i really dont want to work, either. but if it means keeping a roof over my head, then come screech, get a job[/QUOTE]

Appparently he's getting a lot of "jobs" ;)...and filming them

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nice play on words. although the dirty sanchez thing is kind of nasty. maybe im just an old fart?

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you're probably an old fart anyways, but I think that's gross too :)