The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 

[url=http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/15690049.htm]KRT Wire | 10/05/2006 | Terrell Owens writing children's books[/url]

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It's called, "See Dick Throw Jane Under the Bus."

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ba zing!

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;224873]It's called, "See Dick Throw Jane Under the Bus."[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

seriously though, check out some of these titles

"Little T Learns to Share"
"Little T Learns What Not to Say"
"Little T Learns to Say I'm Sorry"

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"Little T Learns to Play Well With Others"
"Little T Learns that Tuna is the Boss"
"Little T Learns How To Retrieve Text Messages"
"Little T Learns To Not Act Like TO"

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 

(speechless)

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS;224880]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

seriously though, check out some of these titles

"Little T Learns to Share"
"Little T Learns What Not to Say"
"Little T Learns to Say I'm Sorry"[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of the Simpsons where Bart joins the junior campers and has to read the book titled something like "Don't Do What Donny Don't Does."

What a goober.

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 

who the hell would buy any of this trash for their kids?

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;224903]That reminds me of the Simpsons where Bart joins the junior campers and has to read the book titled something like "Don't Do What Donny Don't Does."

What a goober.[/quote]

LOL! That was my favorite episode of the Simpsons, ever.

Aw, 20 dollars... I wanted a peanut! Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Explain how! Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Wahoo!

How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to make cheap furniture out of firewood? [chair breaks] Doh! Stupid poetic justice.

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So he is writing self helf help books on his level of understanding and commitment to bettering himself.

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This just in guys... There will be a 4th book in the series... Little T grows up and learns how to be an Asshole.

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"Little T's Frontal Lobotomy"-It's not all bad kids...wait, what was I saying?

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[QUOTE=dmek25;224921]who the hell would buy any of this trash for their kids?[/QUOTE]
I'm going to be buying it for myself. Ask my girl, I'm very selfish.

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Wow! By the spacing of the releases it's obvious that it takes them 6 months to write a children's book. I'm a bit surprised the main character isn't named Donovan. And I would expect he would follow this with a series for adolescents. The first one would be when "Little T" discovered that it was more enjoyable to have sex with others than by himself.

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here are some upcoming releases in the series:

"Little T Learns To Talk In The Third Person"
"Little T Learns How To Be An Attention Whore"
"Little T Learns How To Be Selfish"
"Little T Learns How To Piss Off An Entire Team's Fans"
"Little T Learns To Throw His Quarterback Under The Bus"

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Little T Learns Not To Mix Prescription Meds
Little T Learns To Love Him Some Him
Little T Learns To Hold a Press Conference

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[QUOTE=MightyJoeGibbs;224975]So he is writing self helf help books on his level of understanding and commitment to bettering himself.[/QUOTE]

Actually, he is stretching himself by writing above and beyond his comprehensive capabilities and maturity level.

It's rumoured the books will contain polysyllabic words.