The Interview Game
 

Ok, I've seen this game on a few other message boards and it's a sure fire way to rack up posts.

Basically, here's how it works I'll ask some question, someone will respond and ask another question, and so on (the questions can be about anything, not just football):

Ok, here goes: Who is your favorite non-Redskins NFL player?

If we're talking current I'd say Doug Flutie. Against all the odds....

If it's any player ever it'd have to be Ronnie Lott.

My Question is: If you could 'Rookie Haze' one player on a current roster (without fear of bodily harm) what would the prank be and who would be the victim?

Old question... Favorite non-Skin of all time is Earl Campbell. Sorry, had to share! I think he's one Riggins' all time favorite backs too.

New Question... KWII. Have someone dressed in military fatigues with a carbine start firing live rounds over his head during practice. Here's your f*&%ing soldier!

My question: If you could be a musician in any one band past or present, what band and who would you be?

[QUOTE=Dave Butz Baby!] If you could be a musician in any one band past or present, what band and who would you be?[/QUOTE]

I'd have to have been in The Stranglers. Still love 'em today.

New Question:

Your significant other forbids you to watch The Redskins on game day. Where do you hide the body?

[QUOTE=RedskinRat]I'd have to have been in The Stranglers. Still love 'em today.

New Question:

Your significant other forbids you to watch The Redskins on game day. Where do you hide the body?[/QUOTE]

LOL.... Right next to wherever you hid yours. Gotta keep our stories straight though. Just remember: "they went shopping with OJ".

;)

Answer: no where tell her to shut up and get me nuther beer or no nookie......

Question: what current player would you love to see as a redskin?

In the Supermarket as no one would ever think she was there as I do ALL the shopping and cooking.

New Question:
Is my dog correct when he and I talk about his stay here at my house and he says he is not actually here by choice but is a captive in a larger war thus making him considered a Prisoner of War and to be treated fairly under the Guinea Convention?

Thanks

ah..... Art Monk here as a Redskin Coach

New Question:
Is my dog correct when he and I talk about his stay here at my house and he says he is not actually here by choice but is a captive in a larger war thus making him considered a Prisoner of War and to be treated fairly under the Guinea Convention?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Sammy Baugh Fan]ah..... Art Monk here as a Redskin Coach

New Question:
Is my dog correct when he and I talk about his stay here at my house and he says he is not actually here by choice but is a captive in a larger war thus making him considered a Prisoner of War and to be treated fairly under the Guinea Convention?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Um, yes your dog is absolutely right!

New Question: What is Baugh Fan smoking? (perhaps some of the grass he stole from FedExField) and will he share?

New Question: How long until football season where I dont have to look at these rediculous topics?

[QUOTE=smootsmack]Um, yes your dog is absolutely right!

New Question: What is Baugh Fan smoking? (perhaps some of the grass he stole from FedExField) and will he share?[/QUOTE]


Whatever Sammy is smoking.....I want some.


New Question: How many yards do you think Clinton Portis will gain this year and do you think he'll make it to the Pro Bowl?

1700. Yes.

New Question: Do you think Gibbs will call any plays in the Hall of Fame game where Portis gets to run over Champ?

--Phin

We will throw at Champ and Portis will run to his side.

New Question: republican or democrat?

Republicrat...how's that for a cop-out answer?

Coke or Pepsi?

If I can't remember whether I'm an elephant or a donkey, does that mean I'm a donkey?

--Phin

A: Coke

Q: Whats the dumbest drunken thing you have ever done?

Pepsi

New Question: What's worse- Ricky Williams or Dennis Rodman in a dress?

Drive through Car was on my Motorcycle.

Q: Does this Blue Yamaka make my butt look too big?

lol

Sammy Baugh Fan:

Take a deep breath here. You could find yoursaelf unintentionally in "Bill Parcells Territory."

First of all, the word is "yarmulke" not "yamaka".

Secondly, it is the "Geneva Convention" not the "Guniea Convention". Guinea is a very derogatory term; to some folks, it is the equivalent of the "N-word".

[QUOTE=Gmanc711]A: Coke

Q: Whats the dumbest drunken thing you have ever done?[/QUOTE]


Too many....

Only a few more months and i get to be a f*&%^$ punter :banghead:

Brian Mitchell!

Answer for Bergman14 - Too bloody long.

Answer for SmootSmack - Pepsi

New Question: What's the best hurled weapon at an Eagles away game, given that your chance of surviving the attack is zero?

Whilst a member of a certain soccer club away fan group, our research found that a freshly microwaved meat pie was least likely to be confiscated by the Police, most likely to scald and cause injury and as a last resort consumed for sustenance.

Coke!

[QUOTE=itvnetop]Pepsi

New Question: What's worse- Ricky Williams or Dennis Rodman in a dress?[/QUOTE]

Whats worse? Does the fact that I think Rodman might look good in a dress make it worse or better?? lol jk

New Question: What Cane will have the biggest impact this year on the Skins. Barrow, Taylor or Portis?

A D battery! Redskinsrat. That would hurt!

Rodman and Williams are Gay! :joke:

[QUOTE=RedskinRat]Answer for Bergman14 - Too bloody long.

Answer for SmootSmack - Pepsi

New Question: What's the best hurled weapon at an Eagles away game, given that your chance of surviving the attack is zero?

Whilst a member of a certain soccer club away fan group, our research found that a freshly microwaved meat pie was least likely to be confiscated by the Police, most likely to scald and cause injury and as a last resort consumed for sustenance.[/QUOTE]

Old steel binoculars...

New Question: Is Kobe Brant the closest player to Michael Jordan?

I'll answer this question since all of these other people won't. All time? Pat Tillman and Barry Sanders. Current? Stephen Davis, maybe Brett Favre.

What was the question?

[QUOTE=sportscurmudgeon]Sammy Baugh Fan:

Take a deep breath here. You could find yoursaelf unintentionally in "Bill Parcells Territory."

First of all, the word is "yarmulke" not "yamaka".

Secondly, it is the "Geneva Convention" not the "Guniea Convention". Guinea is a very derogatory term; to some folks, it is the equivalent of the "N-word".[/QUOTE]

I never knew that about Guinea, I always just think of Guinea Pig. Is that derogatory as well?

Dumbest thing I ever did drunk. So many to choose from but here's one that stands out. Birthday #22 my friends get me rip roaring drunk I'm stumbling back to the car (don't worry I wasn't driving). We're heading back to the dorms. Suddenly we stop. I don't know why but whatever I open the back door and proceed to hurl all over someone's nicely polished black shoes. I slowly look up. Yeah. It's a cop, we had been pulled over for speeding. Cop is none too pleased. My friend makes up some stupid story that I had suffered food poisoning and they were rushing to the hospital. Cop clearly doesn't buy it but figures he might as well award us for creativity and thankfully let's us go.

New Question: How much would you need to get to paid for 3 minutes in the ring with Mike Tyson? Or better yet how much would you need to get paid for one punch from Tyson?

I'd take about 5 mil but not for just 3 minutes. I'd knock him out in the 4th round!!!!
next question: Who's the best QB the Skins have ever had????

Sammy Baugh. Ooops! Should've let SBF answer that one.

Next question: Greatest LB to ever wear a Redskins uniform?

SAM HUFF


Thanks Joe for the Sammy plug.

Q:
If only one more number is retired...which should it be?

without a doubt - #28

Q: J Lo or Brittany?

J-Lo's rump shaker is total sex bling bling

Q:
Whos underwear do you look better in. You're wife's or her sister's?

lol

If you've got both the wife and sister without their underwear, it ain't a bad situation!

Dumbest thing I ever did drunk? Too many to count, not many I can remember anyway.

I'd need at least a million to take a punch from Tyson, probably more.

Next question: What are you most afraid of?

bush re-elected

q: what's the worst line you've ever used to pick up a chick?