Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....
 

I came across this, I thought it was pretty funny.

[URL]http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1[/URL]

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yeah, it's funny ... but there is already a thread in the parking lot about it ... thanks anyways.

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My Bad!

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Oh God. I nearly shit myself reading that.

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[QUOTE=MonkFan4Life;227827]I came across this, I thought it was pretty funny.

[url=http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1]the Phat Phree -Sports[/url][/QUOTE]

When you say you came across this, did that occur on this website?

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hell yeah! get em snapper!

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That made coffee come out my nose I was laughing so hard.

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Ok, I [I]actually had to stop reading that at work because I could not stop myself from cracking up[/I]!!!!!!!! That is out and out hysterical!!!!!

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Good shit.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;227840]When you say you came across this, did that occur on this website?[/quote]

No, however, after learning that there was a thread about Albright and Madden I saw that someone posted the link to the letter on there as well.

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Hadn't seen that. Too damn funny!

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hilarious!

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"Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

Rot in Hell,

Ethan Albright"

OMG loling so hard that was the best article ever

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he is one of the best, u know how i know?

u never hear his name, which means he doesn't mess up

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[QUOTE=MonkFan4Life;227848]No, however, after learning that there was a thread about Albright and Madden I saw that someone posted the link to the letter on there as well.[/QUOTE]

I was just busting your balls. This thing is funny enough that it deserves to be on the main page.

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LOLOLOLOL. Oh my god, that his hilarious.

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You definately don't want to mess with the red shnapper. lol

btw, his dad is a retired superior court judge. One of his brothers is a former DA and a current superior court judge and his other brother is an attorney. Maybe he should just sue Madden. [IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon12.gif[/IMG]

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Hahahahahhaahahahahhaha:food-smil:food-smil:food-smil:food-smil:woot::woot::woot::woot::woot::woot::woot:

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that was probably the funniest shit i ever read

i read it aloud to my wife and she and i both cried we l;aughed so hard....

thanx

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"Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox"

Was by far my favorite line.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was awesome... I had to stop reading because I kept tearing up from laughing... I woke up the baby...

Thanks for that!

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That was awesome. I noticed it earlier also, every year in fact.
[quote=MightyJoeGibbs;202298]Only one of these guys ratings makes sense
Carolos 83 ovr?
Dockery still at 79
Salavae 71
K Campbell 66
Jimoh 64
Albright 53-- hehehe absolutely.[/quote]
[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/madden-nfl/13546-ea-says-cooley-best-player-team.html[/url]
I had no problem with it. That was 8/10/06...

I wonder if that Really was a real letter. Its bad enought being a flaming redhead, but to be Ethan must really take the cake.

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:laughing2:laughing2:laughing2:rofl::rofl::rofl::laughing-:laughing-:laughing-:lol::lol::lol::hitfan::hitfan::hitfan::dallas:


im still fucking laughing at that letter

'you mean to say that i couldnt even fall on a kick in my direction? That i would just let it hit me in the fucking face? Fuck you, john.'


Priceless

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Priceless. But what does Ethan's writer really expect? He snaps footballs to a kicker or punter. I think Ethan is more talented bending over from the times he grabs his ankles that he made a career out of it. Maybe him and Madden had a red head love affair and his ratings are payback, but when you look at Ethan Madden is justified.