Advertising Slogan Generator (revisited)
 

I thought Id bring this back for some more fun:

[url=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan]The Advertising Slogan Generator[/url]

I typed in Bill Parcells Retiring and the slogan was:
You Deserve A Bill Parcells Retiring Today!

Hahahah, Thanks, I sure do!

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Step Into The Michael Vick Water Bottle.

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This is even better:

Have a Break. Have a Michael Vick Water Bottle.

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Snap into a TAFKAS!

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Is this thing trying to tell us something?

Be Like Dad, Keep Adam Archuleta.

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LOL, I was just about to try Archuleta

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Only the crumbliest, flakiest Dale Lindsey

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The curiously strong Al Saunders!

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Look, Ma, No Trade Clinton Portis!

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Do The Tony Romo Fumble!

HAHAHAHAHA!

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A Smooth-Running Jason Campbell is a Relaxing Experience.

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Joe Gibbs Makes Everything Better.


(even the feeling you have after finishing 5-11?)

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I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Resign Dockery.

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Yes, I just typed in my last name and I got this gem:
[B]Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Cannon.[/B]

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One for the ladies:

Is Cooley In You?

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"Devon Knows How They Make TAFKAS Creamy." I don't even want to know what that means.

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Happiness is a Cigar Called Cooley.


OK! this is getting a little weird!

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Feel The Raw Naked [B]Hot Redskins Cheerleaders[/B] Of The Road.[B][/B]

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And my last one for the day:

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Hot Redskins Cheerleaders?

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"Look, Ma, No Ade Jimoh!"


Oh no!

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Let's Face The Music and Bill Parcells Retirement.

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"Thewarpath. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be."

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So easy, no wonder "the ego" (Matty) is number one....

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The first one I punched in...

"Smart. Beautiful. Cpayne5."

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A Day Without F... is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

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Great Warpath Parking Lot. Great Times.

Warpath Parking Lot. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.

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For Michael Vick: Get More From Mary Jane.

For Lane Kiffin: Beware of Expensive Raiders.

For Monte Kiffin: Think Once, Think Twice, Think Youth Before Experience.

For Lovie Smith: Watch Out, There's a Peyton Manning About.

For Tony Dungy: Go To Work On A Bears Defense.