Bengals Sign Andy Reid's Sons
 

[url=http://cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/story/9968801]Philadelphia Eagles, National Football League - CBS SportsLine.com[/url]

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Best thread title ever!

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T.O. will surely have something to say about this! I cant wait :sleep:

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Comedic genius there TAFKAS

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Funny joke that is all too true.

It's pretty amazing that they went after Frostee Rucker, Ahmad Brooks, and AJ Nicholson in the same draft class. As good as Marvin Lewis is, he's a total idiot for signing those guys when they already had guys like Odell Thurman and Chris Henry.

In 2005 he said he had to go after guys with character problems because no one wanted to come to the Bengals as a free agent. I don't think he could use that excuse in 2006 after the Bengals caught fire. He's made a mess and deserves to wallow in it for a little while.

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I'm glad my dad isn't a coach cos I get caught doing stuff like that all the time

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[quote=djnemo65;274199]I'm glad my dad isn't a coach cos I get caught doing stuff like that all the time[/quote]

Well if you ever feel like playing pro football you'd probably have a good chance of signing with the Bengals.

I'm gonna laugh if another member of that team gets arrested, especially after members of the locker room like Carson Palmer spoke out about how sick of it he is.

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and yesterday on nfl live, chad johnson said he cant be a team leader and speal up, " because you never know when your going to mess up, and get caught doing some stuff"

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[quote=dmek25;274232]and yesterday on nfl live, chad johnson said he cant be a team leader and speal up, " because you never know when your going to mess up, and get caught doing some stuff"[/quote]

That's funny, you may not know when you're going to get caught but you should have a decent idea of when you're going to "mess up".

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STOLEN JOKE ALERT!!!!!

from [url=http://www.sportsbybrooks.com]SPORTSbyBROOKS[/url]

[QUOTE]POLICE BLOW WHISTLE ON IGGLES COACH'S SONS: The DELAWARE NEWS-JOURNAL reports that apparently Andy Reid's sons are big Cincinnati Bengals fans.

The Journal reports, "A son of Eagles coach Andy Reid, Britt Reid, was accused of pulling a gun on another motorist, and police later seized a shotgun and containers with white powder or residue from his vehicle, and a pistol from the home he shares with his parents, court records show."

And ... "On the same day as the alleged road rage incident, Britt Reid’s older brother, Garrett, was found with drug paraphernalia after his sport-utility vehicle collided with another vehicle in nearby Plymouth Township."[/QUOTE]

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I'd like to point out that Brooks stole it from me, and not vice-versa. My lawyers are on the case

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I heard this morning that Chad Johnson was questioned by police about a shooting in FL. Comcast Sportsnet didn't have any details so they can't say whether the cops thought Johnson was/knew the shooter or the victim. I'll try to find something on it.

EDIT: Looks like he's not a suspect or anything, but here's the link...
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=nfl&id=2751662]ESPN.com - NFL - Bengals receiver questioned in Miami man's death[/url]

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS;274239]I'd like to point out that Brooks stole it from me, and not vice-versa. My lawyers are on the case[/QUOTE]

I din't intend to imply otherwise. Apologies...

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[quote=TAFKAS;274179][URL="http://cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/story/9968801"]Philadelphia Eagles, National Football League - CBS SportsLine.com[/URL][/quote]

LMAO!!!! What a great title thread!!!! What a bunch of stupid ass kids. I know Andy is going to take them out to the woodshed.

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I won't waste time saying how funny and witty your title was TAFKAS :cheeky-sm ...I'll just go straight into my story.

After I read the news about Snoop and Dre this morning I walked into an elevator and who's the first person I see? A dude at my work who is a notorious and annoying iggles fan. Don't know him well but I've seen his office and it is covered with Iggles crap.

So here is our exchange in the elevator...
[INDENT]ME: Hey man, how are you?[/INDENT]
[INDENT]Iggles Fan: not good man, I'm really hung over and I got my car towed late last night. [/INDENT]
[INDENT]ME: damn, that sucks, oh by the way did you hear the news about Andy Reid's kids?[/INDENT]
[INDENT]Iggles Fan: oh no. . .what? what?[/INDENT]
[INDENT]ME: man, one of them got busted with guns and drugs and the other got into an accident hours later and confessed he was hopped up on herion [/INDENT]
[INDENT](elevator stops and doors immediately open after my breaking news)[/INDENT]I walk out and turn around to look at him as the doors slowly close and if you didn't know it looked like someone kicked him square in the balls!!...elevator door closes and I laugh my ass off!

:FIREdevil

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I didn't think it was that funny a title but hey I give the audience what they want

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Wow--so much for coaches' sons being more responsible.

The title wasn't that funny... ;)

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His name is Britt?!?!?! That's the most collar-popping name I've ever read.

I read that name and my collar got a boner!

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What kind of shirts do you wear, exactly? Do you pay extra for the collars?

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Hmm, notice how no one is calling these guys thugs...hell, not even punks.

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[QUOTE=saden1;274494]Hmm, notice how no one is calling these guys thugs...hell, not even punks.[/QUOTE]

Right now they are just idiots. If they become players then they will graduate to punkness or thugness.

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[QUOTE=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;274495]Right now they are just idiots. If they become players then they will graduate to punkness or thugness.[/QUOTE]

So the only qualification for being called a thug is to be a player? These guys have guns and coke in their cars! Anywho, one kid I can understand, but two? Man that's some bad parenting.

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[QUOTE=saden1;274496]So the only qualification for being called a thug is to be a player? These guys have guns and coke in their cars! Anywho, one kid I can understand, but two? Man that's some bad parenting.[/QUOTE]

I was only joking - saying that the term "thug" is reserved for celebrities and sports stars who act like idiots. Obviously these kids are total idiots, punks, thugs, etc.

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[quote=TAFKAS;274325]I didn't think it was that funny a title but hey I give the audience what they want[/quote]


Great title! I laughed so hard I leaned back in my chair and broke the damn thing. It was worth it though. It must REALLY suck to be Andy Reid right now. He can take a team to the playoffs but can't keep his sons in line? Hmmmmm......

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wannabes != thugs.

he didn't shoot at the guy, he smiled and drove off. weak.

j/k, but they are from philly...

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Poor Reid. He finally takes a vacation and his kids do this. (One or both live in their dad's house.) I REALLY have a feeling that he's not going to let them stay by themselves next time! (And I thought I had it bad with a 6yr, 5yr, and 6month old.)

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[quote=mike340;274553]Poor Reid. He finally takes a vacation and his kids do this. (One or both live in their dad's house.) I REALLY have a feeling that he's not going to let them stay by themselves next time! (And I thought I had it bad with a 6yr, 5yr, and 6month old.)[/quote]


HAHAHAH right! I got a soon to be 4 yr old boy who I am now scared to give an SUV and heroin to for fear of him ending up like Reid's sons.....lol