F... morons who take dumps on locker room floors
 

I mean WTF? Seriously someone took a dump on the locker room floor of a gym I go to. This is not a highschool. This is a place for adults. Again, WTF?

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HAHAHAA...that is awesome. But seriously, that kinda sucks for you all.

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There's a joke here somewhere...

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;278777]There's a joke here somewhere...[/QUOTE]

Oh there's more than one.

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[quote=FRPLG;278770]I mean WTF? Seriously someone took a dump on the locker room floor of a gym I go to. This is not a highschool. This is a place for adults. Again, WTF?[/quote]

Sorry! When you gotta, go you gotta go!

kidding...

The gym may be one of the worst places to get caught taking a dump. Mainly because the person(or persons) who catches you is probably fairly strong and pumped up from lifting weights. Testosterone will be pretty high, oh, that dude's definitely eating it.

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[quote=FRPLG;278770]I mean WTF? Seriously someone took a dump on the locker room floor of a gym I go to. This is not a highschool. This is a place for adults. Again, WTF?[/quote]
Mabye someones squats went horrifically wrong. I guess you could say that they backfired on him.

I should probably go back to my schoolwork for a little while.

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what the hell kind of gym do you go to?

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[QUOTE=dmek25;278791]what the hell kind of gym do you go to?[/QUOTE]

The kind where you can cop a squat and squeeze a few bad boys out in the middle of the locker room floor.

It's obviously wrong and disgusting, but it's also funny as shit (literally).

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Although it is very amusing I would hate to clean that up. I feel bad for the custodial staff.

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I bet you can learn [I]ju-shit-su[/I] at that gym...ha ha get it?

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I was on the swim team in high school. For all of our away meets, I had a buddy who would get up on top of the lockers and drop a grimace all over the lockers and leave it there. Again, yeah, this was high school.

Another teammate loved to piss on the hot rocks in the sauna.

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The locker room has a bathroom that is right off of it and doored. The guy left a trail of dook right to the handicap stall. I mean like he just couldn't hold on any longer. I missed stepping in it by inches as I opened the door and entered.

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At least that sounds like a medical emergency and not a horrific case of someone just being malicious. Still, sucks for the poor janitor.

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The question is: Was there toilet paper?

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[quote=FRPLG;278804]The locker room has a bathroom that is right off of it and doored. The guy left a trail of dook right to the handicap stall. I mean like he just couldn't hold on any longer. I missed stepping in it by inches as I opened the door and entered.[/quote]
Man... I guess he was handi-crapped...

alright.. im done... seriously... no more

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Oh no I think he finally made it to the bowl and finished the job but the leavin's remained in pristine pile formation.

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Guess that guy hit the brown note. Or perhaps the Cleveland lift...a lift so deadening that you sh!t yourself.

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it was me. im sorry i didnt think u would mind

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[QUOTE=FRPLG;278770]I mean WTF? Seriously someone took a dump on the locker room floor of a gym I go to. This is not a highschool. This is a place for adults. Again, WTF?[/QUOTE]

The Aristocrats! (Schneed gets it)

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS;278882]The Aristocrats! (Schneed gets it)[/QUOTE]

Hey, that's the name of my family's off-broadway show!

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i was a lifeguard over the summer for about 4 years at the local pool and you wouldnt believe how many kids shit on the floor in the lockerrooms, in the showers, on benches, it really amazes me, i mean you're in the bathroom and you cant make it that extra 10 feet to a stall.

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That's some show. What do you call it?[QUOTE=TAFKAS;278882]The Aristocrats! (Schneed gets it)[/QUOTE]

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I used to work at Chick-Fil-A...and one time I was asked to clean the ladies bathroom. My boss handed me a mop while snickering. I went into one of the stalls and it seriously looked like a bomb went off. It was as if the woman made it to the stall, bent down to pull her pants down, and her ass exploded onto the back wall and back of the toilet...most disgusting thing I had ever seen. I stopped working shortly after the affair

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[quote=RobH4413;278813]Man... I guess he was handi-crapped...

alright.. im done... seriously... no more[/quote]


he was re-terded....

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[quote=AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace;278930]I used to work at Chick-Fil-A...and one time I was asked to clean the ladies bathroom. My boss handed me a mop while snickering. I went into one of the stalls and it seriously looked like a bomb went off. It was as if the woman made it to the stall, bent down to pull her pants down, and her ass exploded onto the back wall and back of the toilet...most disgusting thing I had ever seen. I stopped working shortly after the affair[/quote]
maybe this was the hover technique that women use in public restrooms. just didnt get her ass down far enough

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[quote=dmek25;278791]what the hell kind of gym do you go to?[/quote]

I was wondering the same thing. I don't know of any places like that here in PA.

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[quote=AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace;278930]I used to work at Chick-Fil-A...and one time I was asked to clean the ladies bathroom. My boss handed me a mop while snickering. I went into one of the stalls and it seriously looked like a bomb went off. It was as if the woman made it to the stall, bent down to pull her pants down, and her ass exploded onto the back wall and back of the toilet...most disgusting thing I had ever seen. I stopped working shortly after the affair[/quote]

I would've left that second and I wouldn't have cleaned up my puke.

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My first job was at a cafeteria, and part of my duties included cleaning the bathrooms at night before closing. It was rough travel, as each day brought a new atrocity to be reckoned with. I use to suit up like something out of the Ghost Busters and fire hose walls, ceiling, EVERYTHING. Muck out the recent effluent from the days violations! Not enough $$$ Needed hazardous duty pay, or Bill Murray