One night to live...
 

OK, you have one night to live, and you can only pick one thing to do before you die minus saying goodbye to all your loved ones and getting your affairs in order...what do you do?

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Take Communion, and pray with and for others. Not the popular choice, but mine none the less.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;299379]Take Communion, and pray with and for others. Not the popular choice, but mine none the less.[/QUOTE]

Nothing wrong with that choice...nothing at all.

Other than that, what would you do?

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I would make love. Of course, there is nothing better. Other than that, I would skydive.

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[QUOTE=GhettoDogAllStars;299382]I would make love. Of course, there is nothing better. Other than that, I would skydive.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a Tim McGraw song.

Skydiving is absolutely amazing...I've done it a few times and I've enjoyed it immensely!

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[quote=jsarno;299381]Nothing wrong with that choice...nothing at all.

Other than that, what would you do?[/quote]

Go to Fed Ex Field sneak in, suit up and live my childhood dream.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;299387]Go to Fed Ex Field sneak in, suit up and live my childhood dream.[/QUOTE]

Nice

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[quote=jsarno;299390]Nice[/quote]

Of coarse if its the offseason, I would have to play touch with myself!

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[QUOTE=angryssg;299394]Of coarse if its the offseason, I would have to play touch with myself![/QUOTE]

I think I'd find someone to do that for me.

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[quote=jsarno;299397]I think I'd find someone to do that for me.[/quote]

Only if there is somebody else in the stadium.

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i would go find jessica simpson and wear her out

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What would you do after that 25 seconds of your life was over, Dmek?

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I dont know what I'd do,except probably spend the most money on something i never would have before,then let the life insurance pay the bill

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[quote=angryssg;299394]Of coarse if its the offseason, I would have to play touch with myself![/quote]

I do that every night anyway. I'd probably want to do something different.

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I would make love while skydiving in a Redskins outfit and throwing hundreds of one dollar bills into the air on the way down.

On my tombstone I want it to be a playable Pacman game and underneath it'll say, "While his disposition was sunny, he was never afraid to make it rain."

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Go fishing with my dad, teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play the saxophone, probably get one last drink at Moe's then rush home to make sweet sweet love to my wife (provided Barney bails me out of jail on time)

that's a tough question

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I'd move to the Arctic Circle because the night's are longer up there. I'm not going without a fight.

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[QUOTE=SmootSmack;299438]Go fishing with my dad, teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play the saxophone, probably get one last drink at Moe's then rush home to make sweet sweet love to my wife (provided Barney bails me out of jail on time)

that's a tough question[/QUOTE]

You had me agreeing and nodding along until I got to "saxophone," then I realized what you were doing. Would you finish the night by listening to Larry King read the Bible on tape?

As for the original question, I don't think I can come up with an answer that I really like.

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[quote=dmek25;299411]i would go find jessica simpson and wear her out[/quote]

Yeah she probably would be pretty worn out after you chased her all over the neighborhood

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;299445]You had me agreeing and nodding along until I got to "saxophone," then I realized what you were doing. Would you finish the night by listening to Larry King read the Bible on tape?

As for the original question, I don't think I can come up with an answer that I really like.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I had to drop some "obvious" clues. I knew either you or TMC would get it though. Would you have a backseat tryst with Ms. Krabapple?

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[quote=Daseal;299430]What would you do after that 25 seconds of your life was over, Dmek?[/quote]
all i know is that would be the best 25 seconds ever:)

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Man, when I was a preteen, those lingerie pics of Ms. Krabapple. Hubba hubba.

And don't say ANYTHING to me about cartoons. EVERYONE wanted a piece of Ariel back in the day and she didn't even have a human lower torso!

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Take the family down to Georgia, sneak onto Augusta National and play a round with my father and brothers. Afterwards, sit down to a nice dinner together with all of the family. After that, put the baby and the dog in the bed with my wife and I, and just enjoy the last moments together as a family.

Sorry for the mushy family crap, but at least the playing Augusta part is cool!

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What about creating a gigantic mechanical arm that had a huge disc on the end that would effectively block out the sun thus ensuring perpetual night?



Man, not that 2,000 is such an awesome milestone, but I can't believe I wasted it on such an idiotic post.

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Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.

Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.

peace

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I'd fight a ****ing bear!

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[quote=Sammy Baugh Fan;299479]Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.

Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.

peace[/quote]

I thought you'd work some BBQ in there somewhere.

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I'd fire up that DeLorean of mine and go back in time...then it wouldn't be my last night :)

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grillz, congrats on 2000. this is really a tough one. maybe do like a quick farewell tour. try to visit as many of my friends and family as i can. then settle in with my wife and kids, have a really nice dinner. and remember the good times.

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Go horseback riding through the woods, picnic, drink wine, appreciate nature and make love.

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[QUOTE=hesscl34;299517]Go horseback riding through the woods, picnic, drink wine, appreciate nature and make love.[/QUOTE]

Should we start calling you Lady Godiva?

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;299487]I thought you'd work some BBQ in there somewhere.[/QUOTE]

lol
Takes too long.
Maybe grill a fat steak would fit in there after the doobie.
lol

peace

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[quote=hesscl34;299517]Go horseback riding through the woods, picnic, drink wine, appreciate nature and make love.[/quote]

Good 724Skinsfan response: "that's cool"

Evil 724Skinsfan response: "to the horse?"

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;299553]
Evil 724Skinsfan response: "to the horse?"[/QUOTE]
Evil AMD response: "No, the wine bottle."

See everyone in 3 months!

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I'd honestly spend as much time with my two basset hounds as possible. I love those dogs more than humans!
Then I'd invite over my closest friends and have a massive party, no holds barred. Kick back in hot tub and drift off into never never land.

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If I had one day to live there isn't one thing that I would have my heart set on doing, I'd probably go enjoy time with my family and friends, then about an hour before the very end, I'd steal a car that's fast as shit and get into a high speed chase with the cops before giving up right before I die lolol.

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Everybody says that they want to make love. I thought that was part of saying Good bye. If its not, then I need to Change my answer to Sneak into Fed Ex live my Childhood dream on the field and then with a Redskins Cheerleader. Time would be wasted trying to pick a particular one, so I would just go with the one that said yes.

Again I end up playing touch with myself. Damn It!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;299562]Evil AMD response: "No, the wine bottle."

See everyone in 3 months![/quote]

sick, sick, sick.... !!!!

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[QUOTE=hesscl34;300427]sick, sick, sick.... !!!![/QUOTE]

But the bangin' a horse idea was cool apparently.

Lesson of the day:

Beastiality > Object Sodomy

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He might be hung like a horse, but he's no horse!! :)