50 new sex positions!
 

This is a link that was passed to me, and it is hilarious. There isnt any porn, but your boss might be upset because you will be laughing out loud.

[url=http://thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryId=3471&SectionID=16&spage=1]the Phat Phree ~ Target.Observe.Ridicule[/url]

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hmmmm... think I might stay clear away from this one..

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Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site.
[B][SIZE=2][B]The Tony Romo[/B]
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

[B]Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.[/B][/SIZE] [/B]

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Another good one:


[B][SIZE=2][IMG]http://thephatphree.com/_photos/50sex/sex0044.jpg[/IMG]
[B]The Mind of Mencia[/B]
Do nothing funny for a half hour.[/SIZE][/B]

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I need asprin from my wife's last night's positions. lol

But I digress
lol!

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[B][IMG]http://thephatphree.com/_photos/50sex/sex0007.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=3][B]The Molotov Cocktail[/B]
Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.)[/SIZE][/B]

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God Help Us All!

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Pshh no sense of humor hess. Where is AMD when you need him, I know he would find this hilarious.

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Schneed is sneaking around waiting to yap at me... ;)

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[QUOTE=hesscl34;317824]hmmmm... think I might stay clear away from this one..[/QUOTE]

Careful...no flirting! LOL.

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The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!

The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man!

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I prefer the levitating ceiling fan, complete with stirrups.

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[quote=jsarno;317845]The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!

The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man![/quote]

haha I know its messed up.

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[quote=hooskins;317826]Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site.
[B][SIZE=2][B]The Tony Romo[/B]
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

[B]Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.[/B][/SIZE] [/B][/quote]

They forgot...cry afterwards.

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These made me laugh quite heartily.

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hilarious. simply hilarious. and I'd imagine, if we could upload our own avatars here, that several of the position signs would pop up all over the boards.

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[quote=hooskins;317829][B][IMG]http://thephatphree.com/_photos/50sex/sex0007.jpg[/IMG][/B]
[B][SIZE=3][B]The Molotov Cocktail[/B][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.)[/SIZE][/B][/quote]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAI am so bent right5 now i JUST left Fridays drinking Southeast Dirty Waters and a Shot of Patron to end the day and I am COOKED ! ! This is the funniest stuff i have seen in a min !!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA ]

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS !!!!!! SUPER BOWL BABY !!!!!! WHOOOOOO !!!!!!

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The Romo did make me spit.

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yah that was great....

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change lanes without signaling...I'm still laughing at that...CLASSIC.