Kobayashi Out with Arthritic Jaw
 

[url=http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20043882,00.html]Hot Dog Eating Champ Diagnosed with Arthritic Jaw : People.com[/url]

Awesome! I now have a new alibi "Not tonight honey...I have arthritic jaw"

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I was going to post this a couple days ago. It sucks because that american just beat him for the record and it would have been awesome for them to go heads up. Every time you hear about a food eating contest, his name comes up. Its funny that he became a name that many people knew and all he does is eat food. Would have been nice for that american to kick his ass on July 4th. USA USA!

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[quote=SmootSmack;322227][URL="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20043882,00.html"]Hot Dog Eating Champ Diagnosed with Arthritic Jaw : People.com[/URL]

Awesome! I now have a new alibi "Not tonight honey...I have arthritic jaw"[/quote]


Yes, but only then the "Headaches" wold be stronger and even more chronic.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;322231]Yes, but only then the "Headaches" wold be stronger and even more chronic.[/QUOTE]

True. Maybe I should have made the thread title "Kobayashi Can't Go Down with Arthritic Jaw...Weiner Sucking Career On Hold"

Hey it's 2:30am. Things get a little blue here at the Warpath after hours.

And on that note. Good night!

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[quote=SmootSmack;322233]True. Maybe I should have made the thread title "Kobayashi Can't Go Down with Arthritic Jaw...Weiner Sucking Career On Hold"

Hey it's 2:30am. Things get a little blue here at the Warpath after hours.

And on that note. Good night![/quote]


Not even I would have come up with that. Brilliant and hilarious! Yes, things do slow down a bit. Good Night SS.

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When people over here ask me who the most respected Japanese person is in America I say no question, it's kobayashi the hot dog kid, he beat us Americans at our own game.

Well THAT'S over with, now that he's pulled a Michelle Wie when it looked like he was going to lose.

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[quote=djnemo65;322236]When people over here ask me [B]who the most respected Japanese person is in America[/B] I say no question, it's kobayashi the hot dog kid, he beat us Americans at our own game.

Well THAT'S over with, now that he's pulled a Michelle Wie when it looked like he was going to lose.[/quote]

Kobayashi over Ichiro?

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[QUOTE=saden1;322238]Kobayashi over Ichiro?[/QUOTE]

I know sarcasm and irony doesn't translate well over the internet, but come on, give me a break here.

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[QUOTE=saden1;322238]Kobayashi over Ichiro?[/QUOTE]

I might wager that more people know who the hot dog guy is than Ichiro.

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[quote=FRPLG;322247]I might wager that more people know who the hot dog guy is than Ichiro.[/quote]

I bet more people recognoze Ichiro's name but maybe more people know of "that Japanese guy that wins all those hot dog eating contests."

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Kobayashi!!

[IMG]http://www.mikeviola.com/mvupload/kobayashi.jpg[/IMG]

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;322249]I bet more people recognoze Ichiro's name but maybe more people know of "that Japanese guy that wins all those hot dog eating contests."[/QUOTE]

I'd think so.

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It appears he is now facing the unwinnable scenario.

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The whole thing is stupid.

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I hear Jenna Jameson has the same problem.
I must say................I hope it takes her longer than 12 sec/per dog

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Looks like Kobayashi finally bit off more than he could chew.

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He shall now be known as the Weiner Winner Whiner.

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I could have told him God did not make a man's mouth to be cramming weiners in.

lol

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See ya in 3 months
lol

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[quote=firstdown;322292]The whole thing is stupid.[/quote]

You're just jealous a skinny Japanese kid can out-eat you.

Heck, the skinny Japanese girl that competes can beat you.

:)

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[quote=Buster;322364]You're just jealous a skinny Japanese kid can out-eat you.

Heck, the skinny Japanese girl that competes can beat you.

:)[/quote]
No I just think craming food down your throat is stupid. Now sitting back and enjoying a fat steak ant stupid.

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[quote=SmootSmack;322227][URL="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20043882,00.html"]Hot Dog Eating Champ Diagnosed with Arthritic Jaw : People.com[/URL]

Awesome! I now have a new alibi "Not tonight honey...I have arthritic jaw"[/quote]


this is what happens when you eat too many weiners.[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon12.gif[/IMG]

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[QUOTE=Buster;322364]You're just jealous a skinny Japanese kid can out-eat you.

Heck, the skinny Japanese girl that competes can beat you.

:)[/QUOTE]

The Black Widow Sonja Thomas can out eat a lot of people. She's actually American, not Japanese, and is one of the more underrated competitors on tour, mostly because she has spent so much time in Kobayashi's shadow. Still legendary is her performance at the Wing Bowl in Philadelphia, where she silenced those classless Philadelphia fans by crushing the hometown favorite.

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[quote=djnemo65;322471]The Black Widow Sonja Thomas can out eat a lot of people. She's actually American, not Japanese, and is one of the more underrated competitors on tour, mostly because she has spent so much time in Kobayashi's shadow. Still legendary is her performance at the Wing Bowl in Philadelphia, where she silenced those classless Philadelphia fans by crushing the hometown favorite.[/quote]



F**K Philadelphia

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The thought of losing to Joey Chestnut was too much to swallow...

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[quote=djnemo65;322471]The Black Widow Sonja Thomas can out eat a lot of people. She's actually American, not Japanese, and is one of the more underrated competitors on tour, mostly because she has spent so much time in Kobayashi's shadow. Still legendary is her performance at the Wing Bowl in Philadelphia, [B]where she silenced those classless Philadelphia fans by crushing the hometown favorite[/B].[/quote]
that makes me a supporter

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[quote=BDBohnzie;322656]The thought of losing to Joey Chestnut was too much to swallow...[/quote]
i am speechless. what a good post

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;322474]F**K Philadelphia[/quote]

AMEN! I don't care what the thread is about, that's one statement I can always support. :)

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In case you missed it

[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2925803]ESPN - Chestnut downs record 66 dogs, beats Kobayashi - Gen[/url]

What I want to know is do these guys puke after it's over? There's no way they can digest all that.

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[quote=SmootSmack;322227][URL="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20043882,00.html"]Hot Dog Eating Champ Diagnosed with Arthritic Jaw : People.com[/URL]

Awesome! I now have a new alibi "Not tonight honey...I have arthritic jaw"[/quote]

Until you get your arthritic jaw bitch slapped back into place........better luck next try

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;324724]In case you missed it

[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2925803]ESPN - Chestnut downs record 66 dogs, beats Kobayashi - Gen[/url]

What I want to know is do these guys puke after it's over? There's no way they can digest all that.[/QUOTE]

From the article:

"Once the contest ended, the runner-up suffered a reversal -- competitive eating-speak for barfing -- leading to a deduction from his final total. Kobayashi finished with 63 HDBs (hot dogs and buns eaten) in his best performance ever"

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A new "head dog"????

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I watched the rerun last night. Chestnut was amazing. 66 dogs in 12min! Poor Kobayashi beat his old record but still lost hahaha. Can you imagine eating 63 hot dogs and losing? I bet there both stuck on the toilet for the next 48hrs. 66 hot dogs in 12min is just insane.:vomit:

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Important safety tip for all you wiener eaters:
It's not a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. Just another sign...........

For other uses, see Gluttony (disambiguation)
Derived from the Latin gluttire, meaning to gulp down or swallow, gluttony is the over-indulgence and over-consumption of food, drink, or intoxicants to the point of waste.

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[quote=Riggo44;324745]I watched the rerun last night. Chestnut was amazing. 66 dogs in 12min! Poor Kobayashi beat his old record but still lost hahaha. Can you imagine eating 63 hot dogs and losing? I bet there both stuck on the toilet for the next 48hrs. 66 hot dogs in 12min is just insane.:vomit:[/quote]


And acting like it is normal afterwards is crazy.

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[quote=Hog1;324748]Important safety tip for all you wiener eaters:
[B] It's not a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. [SIZE=3]Just another sign...........[/SIZE][/B][SIZE=3]
[/SIZE]
For other uses, see Gluttony (disambiguation)
Derived from the Latin gluttire, meaning to gulp down or swallow, gluttony is the over-indulgence and over-consumption of food, drink, or intoxicants to the point of waste.[/quote]

Thanks? Sign of the apocalypse? So we are all goners by 2012 I guess...

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Only the Mayans! Everybody else is ok
Your not Mayan, are you?

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If you are a speed weiner eater, you might be gay.....?

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[quote=skinsfan_nn;324766]If you are a speed weiner eater, you might be gay.....?[/quote]


That pretty much sums it up.