Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys
 

[url=http://www.tricities.com/tristate/tri/news.apx.-content-articles-TRI-2007-07-05-0032.html]TriCities.com - News - BREAKING NEWS: The mother of football star Jason Witten is in trouble with the law[/url]

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No she think she plays for the Bengals.

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Couldn’t she just barrow the $5500 from her son??

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Glad to see Jason provides so well financially for his mother.

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[QUOTE=firstdown;325310]No she think she plays for the Bengals.[/QUOTE]

Silly me, I'm still living in the '90s

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[quote=SmootSmack;325315]Silly me, I'm still living in the '90s[/quote]
Is that really his mom because the article never mentioned him?

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Well, I mean it's the title of the article "Mother of Football Star Jason Witten in Trouble with the Law"

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[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer;325312]Glad to see Jason provides so well financially for his mother.[/QUOTE]

Thats exactly what I was thinking when I read that. If its really his mom, then thats really sad.

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Dumb Ass! :doh:

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[quote=Redskins_P;325329]Thats exactly what I was thinking when I read that. If its really his mom, then thats really sad.[/quote]
Yeah, i would hope that she really didn't need the money and is just crazy and stole the money. THere are people that steal because they enjoy stealing. If she did need the money and her son doesn't make sure his mom is well taken care of, he is an asshole.

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Oh that's his mom alright. She is a serious piece of work. Both the parents are. They used to live in NoVa. They had three kids with Jason being the youngest. The other two were good baseball players but didn't end up doing much. They moved when Jason was like 11 but I played baseball with his older brother for years and his mom and dad(he was my coach one year) were out of this world nuts. The dad was basically just a big jerk. Yelled a lot but didn't communicate much more than idiocy. The mom had the highest most piecrcing scream that she used for cheering. God everyone hated them. The Wittens still inspire hearty stories in the town of Vienna Little league. I believe after they moved to Tenn they got divorced. Eddie and Kim Witten were ones for the book for sure.

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[QUOTE=FRPLG;325373]Oh that's his mom alright. She is a serious piece of work. Both the parents are. They used to live in NoVa. They had three kids with Jason being the youngest. The other two were good baseball players but didn't end up doing much. They moved when Jason was like 11 but I played baseball with his older brother for years and his mom and dad(he was my coach one year) were out of this world nuts. The dad was basically just a big jerk. Yelled a lot but didn't communicate much more than idiocy. The mom had the highest most piecrcing scream that she used for cheering. God everyone hated them. The Wittens still inspire hearty stories in the town of Vienna Little league. I believe after they moved to Tenn they got divorced. Eddie and Kim Witten were ones for the book for sure.[/QUOTE]

That's some great stuff FRPLG. Good job!

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[quote=BigSKINBauer;325312]Glad to see Jason provides so well financially for his mother.[/quote]


What a wonderful son.

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Another example of Cowboys fans being complete idiots. Anyone who blatantly steals from a bank account has nothing going on upstairs. You would have a better chance winning the lottery than getting away with that.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;325400]What a wonderful son.[/quote]

What? How is this his fault. Obviously she has problems. Do you really think that him giving her $5500 would make things better? In two months she would need twice that.

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How f'ing disgusting. Does she have a relationship with her millionaire son? If I were Witten I would be ashamed of myself for letting my mother get to such a desperate state. I could understand if this was his dad but his mom? Everyone knows the first thing you do when you make it is buy your mom a house and probably a new car.

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[quote=Grim21Reaper;325402]What? How is this his fault. Obviously she has problems. Do you really think that him giving her $5500 would make things better? In two months she would need twice that.[/quote]

I agree her mental stability is in question. She didn't need to steal. There is some more to it.

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All I can think about is the reports of Whitten smitten after catching Romo's pass in Washington territory for the go ahead FG...

Somehow it was blocked and returned plus a penalty and lucky FG to WIN!

WHITTEN!!!

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What a sordid tale of white trash lunacy. She looks like a piece of work in that mug shot. She deserves whatever punishment they hand down. And hey, if Witten drops a few balls this year b/c he's worried about his mom being in the clink, is anyone around here gonna care??

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She looks like she's in shambles. Portis' mom ought to straighten her out...

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[quote=saden1;325443]How f'ing disgusting. Does she have a relationship with her millionaire son? If I were Witten I would be ashamed of myself for letting my mother get to such a desperate state. I could understand if this was his dad but his mom? Everyone knows the first thing you do when you make it is buy your mom a house and probably a new car.[/quote]

Put a half ounce of thought into this. You really think that him throwing her a few thousand bucks will fix her problems? Don't even think about blaming any of this on him.

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[quote=RobH4413;325499]She looks like she's in shambles. Portis' mom ought to straighten her out...[/quote]


Give her an NFC East shakedown to the nose (like Peyton got last year!)! Obviously she needs some sense beat into her... Don't worry, that is waiting at the pokey!