Fred Smoot's SMACK Energy Bars..They're for real!
 

Everyone has been asking about and confused whether this was a joke or for real. I ordered them and i being a Fred Smoot fan and i honestly think everyone should try tasting them either by ordering them or going to the few stores in the DC area and purchasing them. Its all on the website [url=http://www.snackonasmack.com/order.asp]®Smack Energy Bar >> Official Web Site[/url]

I think they taste real good and i actually work out a lot and got a couple. My kids love them and my sister-in-law. women and kids love them a lot from what i read in the washington post article. Lets just say Washington Post wont write about it if they weren't that good plus Im just a fan supporting fred smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

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God, this sounds like the same guy who wrote the product description for the Smack website.

Too funny.

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[quote=RickRunner;400561]Everyone has been asking about and confused whether this was a joke or for real. I ordered them and i being a Fred Smoot fan and i honestly think everyone should try tasting them either by ordering them or going to the few stores in the DC area and purchasing them. Its all on the website [URL="http://www.snackonasmack.com/order.asp"]®Smack Energy Bar >> Official Web Site[/URL]

I think they taste real good and i actually work out a lot and got a couple. My kids love them and my sister-in-law. women and kids love them a lot from what i read in the washington post article. Lets just say Washington Post wont write about it if they weren't that good plus Im just a fan supporting fred smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooot![/quote]

Fred, you need to start thinking about the game Saturday. If you can pick three and return at least two of them, I'll buy 1,000 bars.

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LOL. Rick = Smoot.

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If Smoot helps us win this weekend I'll order a few.

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Smooth doesn't have to worry about Saturday! After all those energy bars (which actually taste pretty good) he'll be all hopped up! Lol. The Skins have this game!

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[QUOTE=Beth1129;400594]Smooth doesn't have to worry about Saturday! After all those energy bars (which actually taste pretty good) he'll be all hopped up! Lol. The Skins have this game![/QUOTE]

We all hope your right.

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after the way Smoot played against Dallas, maybe he forgot to eat his. and enough with the rolling ads about those stupid energy bars

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You dont think Smoot played well last sunday? And whats wrong with promoting his product?

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..... who pissed on your energy bar this afternoon?

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[quote=dmek25;400602]after the way Smoot played against Dallas, maybe he forgot to eat his. and enough with the rolling ads about those stupid energy bars[/quote]

i actually have to agree, he got burnt multiple times, maybe they should name a burnt french toast breakfast after him. he made some good plays at stopping the run, but his coverage skills as usual have been sub par.

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[quote=SkinEmAll;400617]You dont think Smoot played well last sunday? And whats wrong with promoting his product?[/quote]
[URL]http://www.redskinswarpath.com/search.php?searchid=217149[/URL]

Every post that Rick has made has either been about Fred Smoot or his stupid energy bars. And now Beth's only post has been about how the energy bars are so good

Look at the disclaimer on the bottom of the website
[quote]
[I][B][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][I][B]*2 days or less will deliver within guaranteed timeline if order is placed before noon on first day, hence making delivery by the second day after the day order has been made. This is also guaranteed ONLY for residents of states in the East Coast of the United States. In other states delivery dates and times may vary. [/B][/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/I][/quote]
Don't these people proof read? It looks like it was written by Rick

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[QUOTE=dmek25;400602]after the way Smoot played against Dallas, maybe he forgot to eat his. and enough with the rolling ads about those stupid energy bars[/QUOTE]

I agree with you man, I think every other post of Ricks has something to do with those freakin' energy bars.

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and beth is probably rick's puppet (meaning another account that he can use to agree with himself).

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Love Smoot, but those bars are lame. Kinda remind me of these:

[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h97/z28camaro400/1.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote] because [B]we are yet to meet anyone that had only one bar at a time.[/B] [I][B]YES! They are that good![/B] BUY IT AND TRY IT!![/I]

[B]And please in a situation where you are tempted to eat the bars in the store before ringing them up because the store line is too long, try not to tear the part of the wrap with the bar code[/B] as you rush to rip open your smack bars and unleash the chocolate ecstasy onto your tongue, and into your body.[/quote]

I are yet to meet anyone either.

J-Dawg

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[QUOTE=jgalecpa;400764]I are yet to meet anyone either.

J-Dawg[/QUOTE]

lmao...chocolate ecstasy. Please send this to thread hell.

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[QUOTE=steveo395;400735][URL]http://www.redskinswarpath.com/search.php?searchid=217149[/URL]

Every post that Rick has made has either been about Fred Smoot or his stupid energy bars. And now Beth's only post has been about how the energy bars are so good

Look at the disclaimer on the bottom of the website

Don't these people proof read? It looks like it was written by Rick[/QUOTE]

I am a fan of Smoot, Springs, Moss and Portis. His energy bars are not stupid because i tasted them and like them. You should give them a try before you call them stupid. I support the skins and whatever all of them do or endorse. I wasnt scared to try 'em and am glad i did.

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[QUOTE=SkinEmAll;400617]You dont think Smoot played well last sunday? And whats wrong with promoting his product?[/QUOTE]

Well said, whats wrong with letting you know his product tastes good?

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[QUOTE=RickRunner;400929]Well said, whats wrong with letting you know his product tastes good?[/QUOTE]

That's fine and all. But there's no need to belabor the point as you seem to be doing. Is your only purpose on this site to talk about Smoot's energy bars?

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[quote=SmootSmack;400956]That's fine and all. But there's no need to belabor the point as you seem to be doing. [B]Is your only purpose on this site to talk about Smoot's energy bars?[/B][/quote]


Seems like a victim-less crime like shoplifting or insurance fraud.

Nah I am just kidding I actually thought this was the other thread about the energy bars.

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[quote=RickRunner;400929]Well said, whats wrong with letting you know his product tastes good?[/quote]

You've mentioned these things in almost every post of yours so far. If you would like to advertise here please let me know.

You obviously have an agenda for being here and that's fine. One or two posts would have been ok, but you're starting to take it over the line to borderline spamming the board.

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Listen to this. A remake for the Redskins.

[url=http://redskinsmusic.blogspot.com/]Redskins Music[/url]

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They just mentioned smoot and these stupid candy bars on the local channel 4 NBC news (Washington DC). They were really hyping them up, Jim Vance the anchor man tried one and said it tasted like pure sugar, the sports caster Lindsay [I]Arsniac[/I] (or something like) that said "no jim its not mostly sugar, smoot said there is alot of honey in them"

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[QUOTE=Stacks42;401234]They just mentioned smoot and these stupid candy bars on the local channel 4 NBC news (Washington DC). They were really hyping them up, Jim Vance the anchor man tried one and said it tasted like pure sugar, the sports caster Lindsay [I]Arsniac[/I] (or something like) that said "no jim its not mostly sugar, smoot said there is alot of honey in them"[/QUOTE]

Lindsay Sarniac actually fell for that line?

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Lindsay [I][B]Czarniak[/B][/I] obviously has the perfect job. Look pretty and read the teleprompter. Doesn't look like she's much of a cook...

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it says on the wrapper, they're made with real honey.

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I tried one of those things and it was more of a candy bar that energy bar. Really sweet. Being a runner there is no way I could imagine eating one of those things. The sugar spike and crash afterward doesnt really provide the kind of energy that is good for exercise.

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HA HA,... GUESS WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT ????


I need to know how to put pictures up and I'll have pictures of the Promotion Truck.

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[QUOTE=MonkFan4Life;438287]HA HA,... GUESS WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT ????


I need to know how to put pictures up and I'll have pictures of the Promotion Truck.[/QUOTE]

[url=http://imageshack.us/]ImageShack® - Image Hosting[/url]

Upload and give us the link.

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[quote=irish;401440]I tried one of those things and it was more of a candy bar that energy bar. Really sweet. Being a runner there is no way I could imagine eating one of those things. The sugar spike and crash afterward doesnt really provide the kind of energy that is good for exercise.[/quote]

Thats why it's called smootSMACK!

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Hopefully this works !

[url=http://img185.imageshack.us/slideshow/player.php?id=img185/7296/1207703943yt0.smil]ImageShack(TM) slideshow[/url]

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[quote=MonkFan4Life;438463]Hopefully this works !

[URL="http://img185.imageshack.us/slideshow/player.php?id=img185/7296/1207703943yt0.smil"]ImageShack(TM) slideshow[/URL][/quote]

Was that you with the truck?

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That truck needs to be an avatar

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[quote=DynamiteRave;438467]Was that you with the truck?[/quote]

In the flesh

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OH YEAH, Hey thanks for the help jamf !

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somebody said he had a line of seasick bars out in minnesotta a few years back.

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250 calories for only 7g of protein sucks....

you should just eat a snickers for half the price, and i garuntee a snickers tastes better