Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
 

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[quote]A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.[/quote]

Words fail me...

Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
 

Wha.... ? WOW.

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gives new meaning to being torn a new one that's for sure

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She could make a fortune in porn!

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I really hope they get to the bottom of what went wrong.

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[quote=Lady Brave;433817]I really hope they get to the bottom of what went wrong.[/quote]

LOL! Pun time!

I don't think the hospital's legal argument has a leg to stand on!

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Still want socialized healthcare? :laughing2

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Now she is going to give them a new anus. Ba Zing!

Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
 

So my question is: did they repair her current anus or did they give her an additional one?

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Those Germans don't know their assholes from their elbows (or legs).

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If they gave her two, not to be nasty, but for some reason I think of the Play Dough factory when you get a kid with the special molds.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;433826]If they gave her two, not to be nasty, but for some reason I think of the Play Dough factory when you get a kid with the special molds.[/quote]

Now she has an entrance and an exit?

OMG, even I found that repulsive. edit (What I said, not what you said)

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;433817]I really hope they get to the bottom of what went wrong.[/QUOTE]

Whatever explanation they give, I am sure her legal team will find a hole in it.

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[quote=Schneed10;433821]LOL! Pun time!

I don't think the hospital's legal argument has a leg to stand on![/quote]
I agree.

Also, I'm sure she'll be very anal about making a decision on choosing a surgeon in the future.

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This really stinks for her.

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I couldn't give 2 shits about the situation, but she could.

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Now she can drop "number two" from #2.

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[quote=BleedBurgundy;433847]Now she can drop "number two" from #2.[/quote]

Wouldn't that be from #2 [U]and[/U] #3?

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I hope she doesn't get behind on her medical bills.

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This is sad, she shouldn't be the butt of all our jokes!

Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
 

HAHAHAHA. This thread is the funniest in a long time.

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I hope that she has a good lawyer to pursuade the judge because she will be showing a little less leg.

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I don't think this woman would appreciate the way you guys are dumping all over her.

Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
 

I think that she should invest her settlement in toilet paper because she has to use twice as much as anyone else.

Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
 

Maybe i should have said "dropping the deuce from the deuce."

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;433824]So my question is: did they repair her current anus or did they give her an additional one?[/quote]

OR...did they replace the anus with her (previously good) foot?

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[quote=SmootSmack;433858]I don't think this woman would appreciate the way you guys are dumping all over her.[/quote]

Her lawyers will have to come here and get to the bottom of this. Why should she be the butt of our jokes?

Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
 

[QUOTE=Buster;433866]Why should she be the butt of our jokes?[/QUOTE]I already used that one!

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I'm sure this was a huge pain in the ass for her.

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[QUOTE=Buster;433864]OR...did they replace the anus with her (previously good) foot?[/QUOTE]

Which would mean someone finally made good on the threat "i'm going to put my foot (or your foot, as the case may be) up your ass!"

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Talk about your sh*tty situations.

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hey, sometimes operations can be a crapshoot

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I'm sure she'd like to just put this behind her, put her best foot forward, and move on.

Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
 

She's got her hole life to look forward to.

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Well, let's just hope she learns to be a little more anal about picking a doctor.

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You guys are really digging deep in your [B]arse[/B]nal of anal acumen...my turn!!!:cheeky-sm

From this day forward she shall be known has Herr Schfincter.

Quotes from that day:
"Guten tag, Ich habe some gute news und some butt news..."
"How do I feel? I'm pooped!"
"I don't remember eating that!"

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;433935]You guys are really digging deep in your [B]arse[/B]nal of anal acumen.[/QUOTE]

Ding ding ding!! We have a winner. Guess you got a leg up on the rest of us assholes

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damn near killed 'em
damn near killed 'em

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[quote=Lady Brave;433833]I agree.

Also, I'm sure she'll be very anal about making a decision on choosing a surgeon in the future.[/quote]

[quote=JoeRedskin;433917]Well, let's just hope she learns to be a little more anal about picking a doctor.[/quote]

FAIL... :(


:silly:

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I know I shouldn't say this, as it's probably gonna get negative reviews. But anyways, coming soon, "2 cups, 1 girl"