Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
 

Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer

10-The word "mod" invades you daily vocabulary
9-Instead of a sense of dread you look at you in-laws upcoming visit as a good opportunity to Q.
8-Every oil drum, tool box, garbage dumpster, box car or other metal anything you see as potential smoker (with a few mods of course)
7-A neighbors tree falls on your car and the first question you ask is, "is it fruitwood?"
6-You anxiously await your weekly newspaper, why, to see what smoker fodder is on sale this week.
5-You think the icons for your local weather report should be changed from sun and clouds to a kitchen stove and a Smoker
4-You tell a friend you got some good smoke over the week end and you're talking about something that came out the top of your Smoker.
3-Someone in the room says I'm gonna go rub my meat and you don't snicker.
2-You read the NY Times best seller list and are suprised the "Peanut Mod Thread" isn't on it.
1-You can start a fire, mix a rub, apply it to 2 butts, a brisket and 4 slabs of ribs carry them to the Smoker, open the door load it up, add a couple of splits and never set down your drink!

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11 You don't play well with others, you sign every thread with "Peace, Mike", and you talk more about the food network than the Redskins.

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[quote=Schneed10;446263]11 You don't play well with others, you sign every thread with "Peace, Mike", and you talk more about the food network than the Redskins.[/quote]

lol exactly what I was thinking

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I think we're all thinking the same thing :)

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;446263]11 You don't play well with others, you sign every thread with "Peace, Mike", and you talk more about the food network than the Redskins.[/QUOTE]
U should shut yer ass dewd.

Peace,
Scott

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;446271]U should shut yer ass dewd.

Peace,
Scott[/quote]

LOL!

yer and dewd. Two staples of the SBF online vocabulary.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;446271]U should shut yer ass dewd.

Peace,
Scott[/quote]

THAT's HUMOR!!

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whatever dewd

~shakes head and walks away

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god bless.

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nuff said. basically, if Wolverine was a barbequeing maniac, he would be SBF.

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No way, because Wolverine can regenerate himself.

ZING.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;446310]No way, because Wolverine can regenerate himself.

ZING.[/QUOTE]
HA! My office is really quiet, but I just laughed so loud that I think the old lady in the cube next to mine wet herself.

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You guys are cold.

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OH my god, this f*cking thread is funny.

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Seriously, where is SBF??

Oh man, this thread made me laugh out loud.

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In mixed company, #3 will get some interesting responses and expressions.

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[QUOTE=12thMan;446317]Seriously, where is SBF??

Oh man, this thread made me laugh out loud.[/QUOTE]I think he's somewhere off the east coast of Africa.

[URL="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/04/27/pirates.spain.ap/"]cnn.com - SBF Has New Occupation[/URL]

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I knew that when I entered this thread that SBF would be brought into the conversation lol. Was he banned or did he leave on his own?

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If I learned to do anything form this board I did learn how to cook a turkey.

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This thread had epic potential.

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I miss SBF. He was 25% football, 65% BBQ and 10% bat shit crazy.

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From what I could tell SBF wasn't always like that.. Maybe he was?

One day I just came around and the dude was having a coronary over the rep system and then there was the April Fool's Day thread that went haywire because he was talking about socking some dude in the face.

SBF ended up being one of those dudes who I would want everyone to just prod to see how far you'd push him without him having a manic episode.

Poor guy. Well, I hope he's happy and safe at least.

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[QUOTE]If a poster and talk CHIT about me in my Rep...don't I have the right to face my accuser? Yeah I know in a great place like America I can but why not at this URL?[/QUOTE]

Translation: Arrrrggh, me hardies.

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It may be piling on, but I just have to link you guys to this one:

[url]http://www.redskinswarpath.com/playbook/21258-reputations.html#post389342[/url]

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My favorite SBF quote from that thread...

[quote]I say the system is FLAUD!"[/quote]

:laughing-

The dude was bi-polar. That's a given. I'm sure he's very happy wherever he is... caressing and whispering sweet nothings to his smokers and beer can chickens.

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[quote=Lady Brave;446392]My favorite SBF quote from that thread...



:laughing-

The dude was bi-polar. That's a given. I'm sure he's very happy wherever he is... caressing and whispering sweet nothings to his smokers and beer can chickens.[/quote]

I wonder how he responds to someone who doesn't like his barbque... What if its a little tough or overcooked?

I bet people have to change their identity and place of residence after that.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;446396]I wonder how he responds to someone who doesn't like his barbque... What if its a little tough or overcooked?

I bet people have to change their identity and place of residence after that.[/quote]
We know what happens. They get smacked upside the head with a blender.

[SIZE=1](Cue the April fools imposter)[/SIZE]

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There's nothing wrong with a little humor, but now everyone is just piling on. He was a cool dude at times but he also had his "episodes". I hope he's doing good with his BBQ business.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;446271]U should shut yer ass dewd.

Peace,
Scott[/QUOTE]

lol. classic man

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If anyone knows about his Barbeque it would be Hessy...

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[quote=12thMan;446419]If anyone knows about his Barbeque it would be Hessy...[/quote]


uh-oh

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[quote=12thMan;446419]If anyone knows about his Barbeque it would be Hessy...[/quote]

If anyone knows his Hessy, it would be 12thMan...

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No, she shot him down if I remember correctly.

I miss SBF. He was entertaining and we really could use him this offseason.

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I leave for a week, come back and I am immediately slapped in the face with new Warpath features and everyone making fun of SBF. What the hell is really going on?

I have a theory that he is on this site under another username. He didn't leave us, he just realized that he had made an ass out of himself and decided to start over.

That is my theory and I am sticking to it. I have no hard evidence to support this theory though.

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[QUOTE=Angry;446951]I leave for a week, come back and I am immediately slapped in the face with new Warpath features and everyone making fun of SBF. What the hell is really going on?

I have a theory that he is on this site under another username. He didn't leave us, he just realized that he had made an ass out of himself and decided to start over.

That is my theory and I am sticking to it. I have no hard evidence to support this theory though.[/QUOTE]I don't think this is the case because there is NO WAY he'd be able to sit back for this long (this thread and the one on April Fool's Day) and not say a word.

The April Fool's thread alone would have sent him into a tail spin. He'd be furiously typing with his bbq covered digits, calling for a boycott of the site. He'd be writing letters to former Redskins from the 1940's asking for their support in his one man campaign against any and everyone who believed that he'd actually hit a man with a blender (my hand is raised). He'd track down SmootSmack and introduce him to his custom steel kickin' leg. It would be a blood bath of Biblical proportions, which would be right up his alley.

No, there is no way he's back on this site as a passive observer. He lacks the will power.

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[quote=Buster;446839]No, she shot him down if I remember correctly.

I miss SBF. He was entertaining and we really could use him this offseason.[/quote]

12th never get's shot down:)

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;446960]I don't think this is the case because there is NO WAY he'd be able to sit back for this long (this thread and the one on April Fool's Day) and not say a word.

The April Fool's thread alone would have sent him into a tail spin. He'd be furiously typing with his bbq covered digits, calling for a boycott of the site. He'd be writing letters to former Redskins from the 1940's asking for their support in his one man campaign against any and everyone who believed that he'd actually hit a man with a blender (my hand is raised). He'd track down SmootSmack and introduce him to his custom steel kickin' leg. It would be a blood bath of Biblical proportions, which would be right up his alley.

No, there is no way he's back on this site as a passive observer. He lacks the will power.[/quote]

I totally agree. There's no way he has that sort of self control.

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It goes without saying...

Leave SBF alone, he's a human! You're all lucky he even comes in here to drop some knowledge on your asses. Leave SBF alone!!!

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[quote=saden1;446973]It goes without saying...

Leave SBF alone, he's a human! [B]You're all lucky he even comes in here to[/B] [B]drop some knowledge on your asses[/B]. Leave SBF alone!!![/quote]
this sounds like a line from pro wrestling. hysterical

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After reading most of the posts, I feel cheated for never having encountered
SBF. Been interesting to read what I missed.