Dallas sucks beer koozie
 

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The Dallas Cowboys are "Americas Team"?.....my ass!

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How could you not be 100% satisfied with that?

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I'd prefer mine with Redskins colors and not what looks to be the cowboy's.

and I'm not an alcoholic or anything, at least I don't think I am, but beers that I am drinking are not lasting long enough to necessitate a cozy.

Only a woman would think of something like a cozy...when guys drink from a cozy it seems like this is the message they want to convey is..."My wife is cool with letting me drink beer today"

A beer cozy is like a signed permission slip from your wife that you're allowed to taste beer that day....btw I'm not married or knocking it, I just can't stand something as useless as a beer cozy.

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[quote=Skinny Tee;453572]I'd prefer mine with Redskins colors and not what looks to be the cowboy's.

and I'm not an alcoholic or anything, at least I don't think I am, but beers that I am drinking are not lasting long enough to necessitate a cozy.

Only a woman would think of something like a cozy...when guys drink from a cozy it seems like this is the message they want to convey is..."My wife is cool with letting me drink beer today"

A beer cozy is like a signed permission slip from your wife that you're allowed to taste beer that day....btw I'm not married or knocking it, I just can't stand something as useless as a beer cozy.[/quote]


The colors are part of the joke, brother :doh:

and btw, it's a 'koozie", not a "cozy"

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I'm with Skinny. Make one in Redskins colors and I am all over it. I'm not sure using the Dallas colors is part of the joke so much as it is part of selling them to fans of multiple teams.

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i really dont care, i will buy it just cause...

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Anything to prevent a warm beer, I will even wrap it. But while I am wrapping my brewski it might as well convey my true feelings to the world,

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[quote=Skinny Tee;453572]I'd prefer mine with Redskins colors and not what looks to be the cowboy's.

and I'm not an alcoholic or anything, at least I don't think I am, but beers that I am drinking are not lasting long enough to necessitate a cozy.

Only a woman would think of something like a cozy...when guys drink from a cozy it seems like this is the message they want to convey is..."My wife is cool with letting me drink beer today"

A beer cozy is like a signed permission slip from your wife that you're allowed to taste beer that day....btw I'm not married or knocking it, I just can't stand something as useless as a beer cozy.[/quote]

I never knew someone could be so passionate against something as harmless as a beer koozie

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Beer Koozie's kick ass. Your beer stays colder for a longer period of time by keeping your body heat from killing the frosty chill that ones choice of beer has. I wouldn't go with that one because it isn't Burgundy and Gold but I guess i could make an exception in this case.

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beer koozies are the epitome of a great invention. Keeps the beer cold and keeps my hand from getting cold and wet. It's a win-win.

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Its not a Koozy its a hugge or huggey.

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I got mine. Dallas does suck by the way.

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[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;453623]beer koozies are the epitome of a great invention. Keeps the beer cold and keeps my hand from getting cold and wet. It's a win-win.[/QUOTE]They're also great for tailgating in late November or December when it's as cold as a witch's tit outside.
If you're working the grill or stuffing your face with brats you don't want gloves to get in the way. At the same time an ice cold aluminum touching your bare hand on a cold day isn't too much fun, so the koozie is literally saving your skin.

Plus, dallas does indeed SUCK.

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[QUOTE=firstdown;453625]Its not a Koozy its a hugge or huggey.[/QUOTE]I disagree. This is Huggy...
[IMG]http://images.stampedeblue.com/images/admin/huggybear.jpg[/IMG]

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Well I disagree. This is a Koozie!

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Warm beer is alcohol abuse!!!!

I don't drink beer (or any beverage) out of the can, only the bottle, is there a bottle koozie?

I'm temped to buy the can one anyway just cause it speaks to my heart! :D

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[quote=Dantheskinsfan;453586]The colors are part of the joke, brother :doh:

and btw, it's a 'koozie", not a "cozy"[/quote]

Is it a koozie because that looks less effeminate than cozy? If it looks & quacks like a cozy, then it's a cozy.

Unless your the owner and you trademarked that name. Then its koozie, but in doing that, that would make you a Hoe-Moe.



...nothing personal, it's just part of the joke.

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whatever you say, tough guy, but you calling me a homo is simply proving my point. :hater:

[quote=Skinny Tee;453688]Is it a koozie because that looks less effeminate than cozy? If it looks & quacks like a cozy, then it's a cozy.

Unless your the owner and you trademarked that name. Then its koozie, but in doing that, that would make you a Hoe-Moe.



...nothing personal, it's just part of the joke.[/quote]

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and in all honesty, I agree with Matty- silly topic. its just a friggin koozie after all

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Dallas Sucks say's it all .....

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/sigh

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[QUOTE=sandtrapjack;453867]/sigh[/QUOTE]

We should let you have one free of charge!!! :D

Maybe set a little wager on our matchup, and loser has to sport the koozie. Of course, the skins won't lose, so it will be you sporting it. ;)

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[quote=sandtrapjack;453867]/sigh[/quote]


Finally, you've realized the truth that this product is attempting to share.

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[quote=Buster;453950]Finally, you've realized the truth that this product is attempting to share.[/quote]
Not at all.

My sigh and slight slump in the shoulders indicates my dismay of a thread that was created whose sole purpose is the bashing a division rival. You guys are a much better class fan site than that. I would expect to see this thread on Extreme Skins, but as I said, am dismayed that it appeared on WARPATH.

All I can say is on the fan board I moderate for the Cowboys, you will never see a thread dedicated to bashing the Redskins or any other division rival. You will see it on other Cowboy fan sites, but those are the ones I do not frequent nor join for that reason.

You will see fans purchasing merchandise that supports thier team, rather than merchandise that bashes a rival team. I see no value in that.

But in this slow news period between mini-camps and training camp, I understand the desire to be creative on threads until camp begins. And these type threads are to be expected.

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I think you might be overreacting a tad bit. It's a joke and in good fun. What's more fun than bashing a rival??

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[quote=sandtrapjack;453978]Not at all.

My sigh and slight slump in the shoulders indicates my dismay of a thread that was created whose sole purpose is the bashing a division rival. You guys are a much better class fan site than that. I would expect to see this thread on Extreme Skins, but as I said, am dismayed that it appeared on WARPATH.[/quote]


The last person who cared anything about class was Frank Sinatra. The last thing I care about when watching a football game, after the cowboys, is class.


The idea of being classy was buried along with The Chairman of Board. I hate Cowboys no matter how nice they are.


If you are cavorting with Skins fans get used to hearing the Cowboy hate.

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I'm thirsty now...and having a strange vision of huggy bear riding a clothed horse

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[quote=Skinny Tee;453989]The last person who cared anything about class was Frank Sinatra. The last thing I care about when watching a football game, after the cowboys, is class.


The idea of being classy was buried along with The Chairman of Board. I hate Cowboys no matter how nice they are.


If you are cavorting with Skins fans get used to hearing the Cowboy hate.[/quote]
Thank you for proving my point.

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Let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya with the fine people from Dallas.

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This is FOOTBALL, not figure skating at the Olympics.

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[QUOTE=Buster;454017]Let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya with the fine people from Dallas.[/QUOTE]

F...that.

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[quote=Mattyk72;453979]I think you might be overreacting a tad bit. It's a joke and in good fun. What's more fun than bashing a rival??[/quote]

agreed. and by the way, IT'S A FRIGGIN BEER KOOZIE. let's not get crazy here and have some morality debate......:nono:


now, if you all will exscuse me, I'm going to sing coombaya (sp) holding hands with texans, while sipping beer from my f-Dallas koozie......,=)

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[quote=sandtrapjack;454016]Thank you for proving my point.[/quote]

I want nothing to do with you or your five points...get bent.


...You know I hated the idea of this koozie because it was pretty stupid and completely useless. But now I'm starting to see some of the genius marketing behind them. You're a walking endorsement for these things. I might buy some after all...thanks for helping me see things the other way.

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[quote=FRPLG;454029]F...that.[/quote]
You've (we've) disappointed sandtrapjack and his sister, waterhazardjill. :D

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[quote=Buster;454139]You've (we've) disappointed sandtrapjack and his sister, waterhazardjill. :D[/quote]

The guy talks about class like he is Sinatra himself while his team is the only franchise in the NFL who would pick up Pacman Jones.


If this guy is so concerned with class then he'd be a Redskin fan by now.

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LOL! thats awesome. Dallas are ass's, cant stand them!