Quotes Attributed to HOF Coach Gibbs!
 

Let's move it over in here guys! Some of what has been posted is a riot!

"I'm bored, I'm broke, and I'm back!" Joe Gibbs

"Show me the money!" Joe Gibbs

"K-Mart Sucks!" Joe Gibbs

"Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore!" Joe Gibbs

"I am the Greatest!" Joe Gibbs

"Too legit to quit!" -- Joe Gibbs

(with Buges singing "hey hey" in the background)

here we go again,

"Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money" --Joe Gibbs

"Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kind of clothes. But face it, you're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"---Joe Gibbs (talking to Bill Parcells)

"G's up, Ho's down"-Joe Gibbs

"I'm Joe Gibbs, yes I'm Joe Gibbs
All you other Joe Gibbs are just imitating
So won't the real Joe Gibbs please stand up
please stand up"

"My name is Gibbs and I am funky...funky!"

"You had me at hello"-Joe Gibbs

"I am the master of my domain"-Joe Gibbs

"Ain't nuttin but a 'G' thang baby"--Joe Gibbs

"Bitched ain't shit but ho's and tricks, lick on these nuts and suck the dick"--Joe Gibbs

"Deez nuts"--Joe Gibbs

oh man.... is the season here yet??

LOL

"I don't want to go there, Mrs. Torrance." - Joe Gibbs (as Tony)

"You want fries to go with that shake?" - Joe Gibbs

"Frankly Charlotte, I don't give a damn." - Joe Gibbs

"No one in football should be called a genius. I genius is a guy like Joe Theismann." - Joe Gibbs

"My chevy to the levee drove but the levee was dry" - Joe Gibbs

"Et tu, Buges?" - Joe Gibbs

"Beer before liquor, never sicker" - Joe Gibbs

"I'm a f*&%ing soldier!" - Joe Gibbs

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Joe Gibbs: What happened to the Blues mobile?
Bugel: The what?
Joe Gibbs: The Blues mobile, you know the Caddy.
Bugel: I traded it.
Joe Gibbs: You traded the Blues mobile for this?
Bugel: No, I traded it for a microphone.
Joe Gibbs: A microphone; ok I can see that. Whats this?
Bugel: This is a bargain.

Bugel: You don't like it?
Joe Gibbs: No, I don't like it.
Bugel: Ok. [Elwood floors the accelerator and they jump over the opening drawbridge]
Joe Gibbs: Of course, its got a lot of pick up.
Bugel: Its got cop shocks, cop tires, cop brakes, cop engine, and the engine was designed pre catalitic converters so it will run ok on regular deisel. So, what do you say ... is it the new Blues mobile?
Joe Gibbs: Fix the lighter.

"son, i got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, 99 problems and a bitch ain't one" - Jay G

"You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run"--Joe Gibbs Rogers

"To all the girls I loved before"--Joe Gibbs Nelson

"We're running a business here"--Joe Gibbs Soprano

"This town is like a big pussy waiting to get fucked"--Joe "Scarface" Gibbs

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break em for nobody"--Joe "Scarface" Gibbs

“I am Connor MacLeod-Gibbs of the clan MacLeod-Gibbs, .... and I am immortal.” ---Joe Gibbs

“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!” ---Joe Gibbs

“No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!” ---Joe Gibbs

You Talkin to me?
 

You talkin to me? Joe Gibbs

"Are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Kent Cooke"-to Marlena

sigh, all this because I made Big C attribute the quotes in his sig to Gibbs instead of Bob Marley and Al Davis :doh:

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny...you bastard"-Joe Gibbs

Heres a classic...

"Let's do it for Johnny"--Joe "the greaser" Gibbs

"If you build they will come"----field of dreams

"We built this city"--- the song but i dont know who sings it

"squell like a pig boy"--- maybe that one more for buges

"Oh theres my B*tch"--- The waterboy kicker

"You gonna eat lightning and Crape thuuuuuunderrrrrr"---- Mickey Gibbs

Coach Gibbs to the rest of the NFL: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish (other teams) and the tyranny of evil men (other owners). Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness to the Super Bowl, for he is truly his brother's keeper, the finder of lost children and Super Bowl rings. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance (Offense) and furious anger (Defense) those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Team. And you will know my Team is the Redskins when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Ezekiel 25:17, as quoted by Jules in Pulp Fiction

The question is, 'Do I have a God complex?' which makes me wonder if this... lawyer... has any idea as to the kind of grades one has to receive in college to be accepted at a top medical school. If you have the vaguest clue as to how talented someone has to be to lead a surgical team. I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever, sick at sea. So I ask you, when someone goes in to that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry, or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death, or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from post-operative shock, who do you think they're praying to? You go ahead and read your Bible... Dennis, and you go to your church, and with any luck you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, He was in operating room number two on November 17th, and He doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something. I AM God.
- Coach Joe Gibbs, Washington Redskins

"But I’m a show you what, you gonna feel my rush,
You don’t feel it then it must be too real to touch,
Feel to touch, I’m about to tear shit up,
Goosebumps, yeah I’m make your hair sit up,
Yeah sit up, I’m a tell you who I be,
I’m make you hate me cause you ain’t me" - M.C. Joe Gibbs

"Touchdown, Washington Redskins!" --Joe Frank Herzog Gibbs....wait, I'm getting confused!

[QUOTE=RedskinRat]Coach Gibbs to the rest of the NFL: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish (other teams) and the tyranny of evil men (other owners). Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness to the Super Bowl, for he is truly his brother's keeper, the finder of lost children and Super Bowl rings. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance (Offense) and furious anger (Defense) those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Team. And you will know my Team is the Redskins when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Ezekiel 25:17, as quoted by Jules in Pulp Fiction[/QUOTE]


Good one...

Thanks Redskins P, at least there's an outside chance that we'd hear Coach Gibbs quote this one as he's a very religious man. I'm not sure he could be paid enough to say any of the other quotes.

[QUOTE=RedskinRat]Thanks Redskins P, at least there's an outside chance that we'd hear Coach Gibbs quote this one as he's a very religious man. I'm not sure he could be paid enough to say any of the other quotes.[/QUOTE]

I don't know, I've heard Gibbs is a straight up gangsta behind closed doors. Thug Life!! :D

"It's been a long time since I rock and rolled" - Joe Gibbs
"For those about to rock, we salute you" - Joe Gibbs (to Redskins fans)
"Welcome to the jungle" - Joe Gibbs (to other NFL teams)

[QUOTE=smootsmack]I don't know, I've heard Gibbs is a straight up gangsta behind closed doors. Thug Life!! :D[/QUOTE]

Yeah, Gibbs keeps it real

"you mean we can go AGAIN for TWO POINTS and not have to kick it?? WHERE'S PORTIS????"

now that is classic illdefined

"I came, I saw, I cut walt b" ~ J.Gibbs.

"Never get high on your own supply" --Joe Gibbs to Ricky Williams

How about:

"Ah Ah, I know what you're thinking, Parcells. You're thinkin', 'Did he score six TD's or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgot myself in all this 4th qtr excitement. But being as this is the Washington Redskins, the most powerful football team in the world, and will blow your ass clean off the field, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Or to plagiarise a previous post:

"Oh my god, we cut Kenny (Watson)"

[QUOTE=smootsmack]I don't know, I've heard Gibbs is a straight up gangsta behind closed doors. Thug Life!! :D[/QUOTE]
Gibbs ain't nuthin' but a G thang

"We're gonna go out there today and try to pitch it around a bit. I reckon I'll try to coach 'em up a bit, then I'll scribble some 'ol ball plays in the dirt. We have some good guys to pitch it to ya know, Darren McCants is a good one, so is Larry Coles"

-Coach Gibbs?

[QUOTE=Mattyk72]"We're gonna go out there today and try to pitch it around a bit. I reckon I'll try to coach 'em up a bit, then I'll scribble some 'ol ball plays in the dirt. We have some good guys to pitch it to ya know, Darren McCants is a good one, so is Larry Coles"

-Coach Gibbs?[/QUOTE]

You mean Darkerian?

What is the best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their cheerleaders!--Joe the Barbarian

The ultimate rhyme, laid down by the one, the only, joe gibbs

"I aint nothin but a ballatician on a mission, all da hoes, they be wishin, dat i was fishin, fo' dems, holla back"- Joe Gibbs

To the trainers - "America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"

To Vince Lombardi - "If he is so smart, how come he is dead?"

To his wife - "The food was not undelicious."

The rest are just funny!

"Heh Heh Heh! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman."


All quotes by Joe "Homer" Gibbs-Simpson

[QUOTE=jamf]"I came, I saw, I cut walt b" ~ J.Gibbs.[/QUOTE]

LOL. He probably did say that

[QUOTE=Redskins_P]You mean Darkerian?[/QUOTE]
oh yeah sorry, my Spurrierisms are slipping :)

"Do I have to get my pimp-powder out?"

-The Ladies Man, Joe Gibbs. :stop: