How To Help JC, Give Away Seat Cushions
 

Thats right, I figured out how we can help JC with his passing problems and thats to give away free seat cushions at all the home games. Then when JC goes back to throw everyone in the stands sling their seat cushion right at JC. This will simulate Zorns practice drill with the blocking pads and JC will see the field better with all the seat cushions bouncing off him.

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Thats either the funniest or the dumbest thing I've ever read

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Nice

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[quote=steveo395;475037]Thats either the funniest or the dumbest thing I've ever read[/quote]
I was refering to the practice drill where the other QB's and coaches would throw blocking pads at the QB's as they went back to throw passes. They showed one clip where JC went back to pass and had all these pads bouncing off him but he still got the ball out for a completion down field.

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Its so crazy it just might work. Only problem is the clean- up in between plays. Maybe it won't work so much

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Someone needs to save one incase Reggie Bush breaks loose too. :D

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Greatest Thread Ever

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I was going to go with the worst, oh well

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We save the seat cushions for Detriot.

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[quote=Mattyk72;475068]I was going to go with the worst, oh well[/quote]

Why? Because you didn't start it? Check your left-wing ego at the door next time...pops!

In all seriousness, it's so awful it's great. It's funny, maybe not new thread worthy funny, but funny nonetheless. And intentionally funny, which is even better.

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[quote=firstdown;475045]I was refering to the practice drill where the other QB's and coaches would throw blocking pads at the QB's as they went back to throw passes. They showed one clip where JC went back to pass and had all these pads bouncing off him but he still got the ball out for a completion down field.[/quote]
I know

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[quote=SmootSmack;475073]Why? Because you didn't start it? Check your left-wing ego at the door next time...pops!

In all seriousness, it's so awful it's great. It's funny, maybe not new thread worthy funny, but funny nonetheless. And intentionally funny, which is even better.[/quote]

Hey right winger don't bully me around.

What do you know, the mods don't agree on something. How crazy is that.

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One of the o-linemen might get hurt.

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[quote=Mattyk72;475077]Hey right winger don't bully me around.

What do you know, the mods don't agree on something. How crazy is that.[/quote]

Dissension in the ranks? Beginnings of the fall of The Ego empire? Finally, jeez, y'all took long enough. Plans of my coup shall now go into effect

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[quote=53Fan;475080]One of the o-linemen might get hurt.[/quote]
Jansen isn't starting!

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Screw seat cushions, we should throw metal objects like wrenches, you know like Rip Torn did in Dodgeball. LOL. :headbange

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[quote=Jamaican'Skin;475092]Dissension in the ranks? Beginnings of the fall of The Ego empire? Finally, jeez, y'all took long enough. Plans of my coup shall now go into effect[/quote]

We fight all the time behind the scenes. SS is the true ego around here believe me.

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[quote=Mattyk72;475103]We fight all the time behind the scenes. SS is the true ego around here believe me.[/quote]
Hey, can we please keep this thread on topic. I don't hijack your threads.

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[quote=Mattyk72;475103]We fight all the time behind the scenes. SS is the true ego around here believe me.[/quote]

Please, I'm the Id

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[quote=firstdown;475106]Hey, can we please keep this thread on topic. I don't hijack your threads.[/quote]

You want a piece of this?

:boxing:

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[quote=Mattyk72;475109]You want a piece of this?

:boxing:[/quote]
I don't even know what that is.

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[quote=firstdown;475115]I don't even know what that is.[/quote]

That's you getting punched in the freaking face. Hard.

;)

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[quote=Mattyk72;475103]We fight all the time behind the scenes. SS is the true ego around here believe me.[/quote]

Killing my dreams of eventually becoming the new Ego huh? Well that won't stop me

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[quote=Mattyk72;475118]That's you getting punched in the freaking face. Hard.

;)[/quote]

:boxing:

It looks more like a massage than punching. LOL.

This looks better...

:smashfrea

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A thread like this from Firstdown is kind of like Bettis's fumble against the Colts in the 2005 playoffs. I gaffe so unexpected from a veteran, so unsightly in its awfulness, that you don't know how to even comprehend it.

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[quote=Ruhskins;475102]Screw seat cushions, we should throw metal objects like wrenches, you know like Rip Torn did in Dodgeball. LOL. :headbange[/quote]

That movie changed my life and I'm a better man because of it.

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I like the idea Firstdown, but I think that Goodel's new fan conduct policy might have something else to say about it.

Then again, it would be a little embarrassing for Goodel to have an empty NFL stadium at the next home game after revoking every season ticket in the stadium :laughing2

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The OP is fcking hilarious.

Anybody remember that clip we had on here a while back with Zorn and Matt Hasselbeck doing the slip and slide drill?

Priceless.

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[quote=djnemo65;475147]A thread like this from Firstdown is kind of like Bettis's fumble against the Colts in the 2005 playoffs. I gaffe so unexpected from a veteran, [B]so unsightly in its awfulness, that you don't know how to even comprehend it[/B].[/quote]


I must agree! You just might need a Rookie hazing for this thread......

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Dang I'm getting bashed over a stupid thread that was making light of what going on after all the stupid posting about the skins and JC. Maybe befroe you bash my thread you should read your own post over the past 7 days or so. I guess everyone forgot about our last cushion day at RFK and them flying all over the place.

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Relax first, its not that serious

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Fun post. At least we were'nt at each others throats. God I can't wait until we start winning.

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Sorry to maybe distract from your thread firstdown (funny thread buddy) but .....

did anyone else read samuels saying campbell and not rabach calls out the blocking plays now and how that is just more for him to handle?

that seems totally absurd and i didnt believe it until i saw the quote/interview with my own eyes. rabach's strength is calling the blocking game and everyone on the Oline really seemed to have confidence in what he was seeing and calling out. even after reading samuels say it i still find it hard to believe.

go skins!

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Seats may help campbell..but what helps zorns play calling?

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[quote=over the mountain;475303]Sorry to maybe distract from your thread firstdown (funny thread buddy) but .....

did anyone else read samuels saying campbell and not rabach calls out the blocking plays now and how that is just more for him to handle?

that seems totally absurd and i didnt believe it until i saw the quote/interview with my own eyes. rabach's strength is calling the blocking game and everyone on the Oline really seemed to have confidence in what he was seeing and calling out. even after reading samuels say it i still find it hard to believe.

go skins![/quote]

If that's true, it sure would explain alot of things.

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[QUOTE]that seems totally absurd and i didnt believe it until i saw the quote/interview with my own eyes. rabach's strength is calling the blocking game and everyone on the Oline really seemed to have confidence in what he was seeing and calling out. even after reading samuels say it i still find it hard to believe.
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while i agree that this is rabachs skill...maybe it will in the long run help jc develop into a more complete qb?

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if anyone is interested, the samuels qoute was republished in a wash post article "trying to lighten things up (?)" on sept 10th . . . but i read it somewhere else a week or so ago.

kinda absurd to think you would add more to JC's plate at this point, especially given rabach's abilities, but i do understand why you'd want your QB to make those calls.

go skins!!

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does anyone have a clip of the seat cushion game? I've been trying to find it to show my kids.