Porn Industry Wants Bailout
 

I wonder how deep this recession will go?

[url=http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/07/campbell.brown.porn.bailout/index.html#cnnSTCText]Commentary: Porn kings have an economic laugh - CNN.com[/url]

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With the emergence of the internet and all I'm sure they are gagging.

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Yeah they're really taking it up the ass.

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I think they're just jerking everybody around.

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damn those cocksuckers

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That blows.

I thought those guys were making money hand over fist, but I guess it's all fluff. Who knew they were hard up for money. From the Penthouse to the Poor House, I suppose. But is there really a need for the government to bend over backwards for the porn industry? I think the industry can lick this problem on its own. Asking the government to come to their rescue seems a bit premature.

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Man I thought Campbell Brown was in a porno, i got excited.

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Possibly NSFW
[URL="http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/01/07/22431_local-news.html"]Sex shop sicko - Local News - Cairns, QLD, Australia[/URL]


Maybe the Porn Industry has a point. People are resorting to crime to get their sexual fixes. Maybe becaus ethey just cant afford it anymore?

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These guys are boobs. I mean, DVD sales are going down? Sure, but they're hard up for cash? That's tough to swallow given the general media movement to online video and subscriptions.

Anyway I gotta get off. Big skeet shoot today. Y'all be safe.

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Debbie Does Dullles?

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I guess the economy really has them by the balls. They need get on their hands and knees for this.

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I guess they feel they're getting the shaft if the government is willing to bail out other industries. They just want their piece of the pie...

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When beg for it this bad you're just going to end up with egg all over your face.

By the way, this thread dominates. Five stars!

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Give them an inch and they'll to take you for a ride.

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I guess this really is a sticky situation.
They should be careful with all their whining that they don't shoot their wad too soon.

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Thats what happens when you get 8 years of bad Bush. It only takes one prick to burst the bubble.
With Democrats in office, We can expect a 4 year donkey show in front of congress...

How has the financial bailed out worked for you guys? I was still getting pounded. The hard thing is it's become a real sore spot with me. I actually couldnt take it anymore and had my analyst pull out of the market.

Well, Atleast I have porn.

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I know it's hard to make ends meat these days, but this is getting ridiculous.

Personally, I think they should let the cocksuckers go down.

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It's not too difficult to put together package deal for them. Plus, it's never too premature to pullout of any deal if it doesn't workout.

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Something smells fishy if you ask me.

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[quote=12thMan;518909]Something smells fishy if you ask me.[/quote]

Awwwwww. Ick. I was laughing at all these posts, but this one made me cringe!

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[quote=saden1;518908]It's not too difficult to put together package deal for them. Plus, it's never too premature to pullout of any deal if it doesn't workout.[/quote]

Yeah they can always spit it out if it tastes bad.

All of this has to be tough to swallow for these people.

Maybe they can come at it from both sides and double-team it.

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You would have thought all the up and comers(sp?) would have saved the industry.

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[quote=12thMan;518909]Something smells fishy if you ask me.[/quote]

LOL

Winner.

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If this passed just imagine what kind of congressional oversight they would want to have. I could hear Kenedy now "I had to watch that disgusting film four times to see if it qualified for matching funding".

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LMAO.

This should be retitled the Super Happy Fun Thread - Part 2.

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Plugging this leaky financial pipe is easy if you ask me. It doesn't take a genius to stop the bleeding.

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This problem is so big I don't even know if a gov't bailout would be able to reach around the whole thing.

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[quote=FRPLG;519025]This problem is so big I don't even know if a gov't bailout would be able to reach around the whole thing.[/quote]

Given a chance I'm sure the House Speaker can provide a womens touch and a steady guidance for any package on the table.

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[quote=saden1;519032]Given a chance I'm sure the House Speaker can provide a womens touch and a steady guidance for any package on the table.[/quote]

I'd be concerned she'd sink her teeth into it too much.

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That's a bailout, you can really get behind

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Regardless, I think Bill Clinton should oversee the whole thing because that way no one will get screwed.

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[quote=FRPLG;519072]I'd be concerned she'd sink her teeth into it too much.[/quote]

LOL LOL LOL!!!

I'd fear that if she calls her colleagues to the carpet they'll just end up burned.

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[quote=FRPLG;519072]I'd be concerned she'd sink her teeth into it too much.[/quote]


I wouldn't worry too much, she has a head start in the matter and pays attention to the polls. I would be more concerned if the Senate leader was working on the package deal.

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I just hope Nancy Pelosi does not get involved.

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You must admit this is a very cunning stunt.

With the spending orgy going on in congress, this has some validity.

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This would be funnier to me if I weren't convinced that there are almost certainly lobbyists in town that could get quite a few votes for such a thing.

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[quote=firstdown;519178]I just hope Nancy Pelosi does not get involved.[/quote]

I'm sure most will agree the bailout shouldn't apply to any kind of fetish.

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I guess the porn industry figures if AIG and the Big 3 can get a reach around, then they certainly should...

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Maybe the Larry Flynt, Joe Francis and Nancy Pelosi can have some threeways to discuss this proposal.

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Any idea the number of jobs the porn industry performs? If these people lose their jobs that would really blow. I say give them give them a hand.