Survivor NFL: Win a spot on the Dallas Cowboys!
 

Oh...my....god. They are such a circus. It's so great that this news breaks during the same week in which their unstable locker room and poor chemistry are on full display in the media.

[URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Akzx_qF6THqIK2kddCPa1gc5nYcB?slug=ap-cowboys-realitytv&prov=ap&type=lgns"]'Survivor: NFL?' Reality TV offers spot on Cowboys - NFL - Yahoo! Sports[/URL]

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Where can I sign up?

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How is that a prize???

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[quote=RMSkins;522264]Where can I sign up?[/quote]

I think you have to either commit a crime or have a police record.

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[quote=Ruhskins;522276]I think you have to either commit a crime or have a police record.[/quote]

Castings are going to be at local strip clubs around Dallas.

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[quote=WaldSkins;522280]Castings are going to be at local strip clubs around Dallas.[/quote]

With your host: Adam "Pacman" Jones!

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Watch contestants battle each other to win special prizes...like a get out of jail free card* signed by Jerry Jones himself.



(* - card may be severely worn due to heavy use)

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Lmao, wow!! this is a joke!!! gosh the cowgirls are gona suck this year sooo bad!! haha you know what i just might watch this for the hell of it! cant be to bad=]

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[quote=Skinny Tee;522294]Watch contestants battle each other to win special prizes...like a get out of jail free card* signed by Jerry Jones himself.



(* - card may be severely worn due to heavy use)[/quote]

Special prize: Romo's luggage boy for those trips to Cabo.

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[quote=Ruhskins;522297]Special prize: Romo's luggage boy for those trips to Cabo.[/quote]

And for our parting guests a signed pink homo jersey.

(*Jesica Simpson not included)

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[quote=44ever;522301]And for our parting guests a signed pink homo jersey.

([B]*Jesica Simpson not included[/B])[/quote]

Well that's not fun. LOL.

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This is different only the Cowboys. I am just disappointed they are only considering WRs & DBs. They need to open it up a little bit and add Headcoach, Offensive coordinator, Defensive coordinator, GM, QB's, Safety's to make me happy.

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[quote=Ruhskins;522276]I think you have to either commit a crime or have a police record.[/quote]

:laughing- Why don't they just change their uniforms to prison garb? I think Jones believes in the credo that any publicity is good publicity. GMScud is right, they've become the biggest circus since Barnum & Bailey.

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[quote=53Fan;522406]:laughing- Why don't they just change their uniforms to prison garb? I think Jones believes in the credo that any publicity is good publicity. GMScud is right, they've become the biggest circus since Barnum & Bailey.[/quote]

They could have an annual game against the Bengals, call it the Big House Brawl.

:smashfrea

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Good to see they're trying to reduce the distractions. What a joke.

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survivor.... amazing race...big brother and this sure beats any soap opera shows too. so who needs a reality show when we already have one in dallas...

big brother the dallas edition....

or better yet DALLAS 90210

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[quote=birdz4gibbs;522443]survivor.... amazing race...big brother and this sure beats any soap opera shows too. so who needs a reality show when we already have one in dallas...

big brother the dallas edition....

or better yet DALLAS 90210[/quote]

More like "Dallas 75201"

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I'd rather have a spot with the Dallas Cheerleaders in the dressing room. He he he:spank:

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[quote=Trample the Elderly;522472]I'd rather have a spot with the Dallas Cheerleaders in the dressing room. He he he:spank:[/quote]

I'd rather just have a spot on a Dallas Cheerleader.

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I just don't see this being good TV. I can't see it having more than one season. Bad idea all the way around. Realty sports shows are called "game day".

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Wasn't this already done with the Eagles? I thought the movie, Invincible, was based on this true story.

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[quote=Angry;522474]I'd rather just have a spot on a Dallas Cheerleader.[/quote]

I'd rather leave a spot on a Dallas Cheerleader...


...sorry I know, kind of crude. I felt compelled to finish the pattern though.

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And this in from Troy Aikman:

[B]Aikman: Romo hasn't 'fully grasped' being 'Boys QB
by FOXSports.com [/B]

Troy Aikman, who does color commentary for NFL on FOX broadcasts, called out quarterback Tony Romo in a radio interview Tuesday for some questionable actions and comments during the young QB's career.

"I think maybe things happened so quickly for Tony in terms of obscurity to all of a sudden national spotlight that he hasn't fully grasped what being the Cowboys quarterback is all about," Aikman said to former teammate Michael Irvin, who hosts a radio show on ESPN Radio. "And you don't go to Cabo the week before a playoff game. You just don't do it.

"It didn't take away from his preparations. I know that. I mean, everything he says is I think accurate. I don't think that had any bearing. But to say, 'I don't worry about perception,' you better worry about perception, because it's a big part of making it through some very difficult times."

Romo went on a vacation with singer and girlfriend Jessica Simpson during the Cowboys' bye week during the playoffs last season. Dallas lost to the eventual Super-Bowl champion Giants.

Romo ended three weeks of silence Wednesday night..."I'm definitely going to take a more active approach with that as we move forward..." yada, yada, yada...zzzzzzzz.

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[quote=Skinny Tee;522601]I'd rather leave a spot on a Dallas Cheerleader...


...sorry I know, kind of crude. I felt compelled to finish the pattern though.[/quote]

Zing!

Thank you folks, he'll be here all week. Try the veal!

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[quote=Valleyranchgirl;522328]This is different only the Cowboys. I am just disappointed they are only considering WRs & DBs. They need to open it up a little bit and add Headcoach, Offensive coordinator, Defensive coordinator, GM, QB's, Safety's to make me happy.[/quote]


Jerry Jones is a joke this needs to be stopped,only thing missing is a big red nose and clown shoes.

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you are right it is a circus

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In an addendum to the circus that is the Cowboys, the owner of the Ravens takes a nice shot at what could have been had Jason Garrett not turned down their job offer last offseason:

[url=http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2009/01/24/ravens-owner-jokes-that-team-wouldve-been-5-11-under-jason-garr/]Ravens Owner Jokes Baltimore Would've Been 5-11 Under Jason Garrett - NFL FanHouse[/url]

Great stuff. It seems like Dallas is being mocked more and more each day. I love it.

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ya man. Michael Irvin got his own radio show on espn 103.3....u can go onto espn website and listen to it...it's from 11-2pm Central. He is SOOOOOOOOO into himself....he'll firgure out how to turn every topic into how it's about him.

They prolly only doing WRs and DBs b/c he was a WR, and understands how both positions work....plus his boy Deoin Sanders will prolly be there helping with the DBs.....And it's not for a spot on their team, it's for one of the 80 spots in training camp.

Did anyone see the Deoin (Sanders) and Pilar show? I'm not gonna lie, that shit was actually funny. And his wifey Pilar is bangin!

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[quote=Giantone;522725]Jerry Jones is a joke this [B]needs to be stopped[/B],only thing missing is a big red nose and clown shoes.[/quote]

Why?

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[quote=Ruhskins;522767]Why?[/quote]

Exactly. I'm enjoying it. Keep it going J.J.!

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And I thought The Little Danny was running the Circus....lol

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[quote=MdBluefinCrab;522775]And I thought The Little Danny was running the Circus....lol[/quote]

The way JJ runs the Cowboys makes us look like the best run team in the league. Quit bashing our own team when we're bashing the Cowboys, ok?

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Funny, now Dallas media claims that leadership is so poor in the Cowboys' locker room, a guy like knife weilding, cokehead whore monger Michael Irvin would be an improvement!

[URL="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/012509dnspotaylor.33703c1.html"]Dallas Cowboys need someone in locker room like Irvin | Dallas Cowboys News | Sports News | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News[/URL]

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[quote=GMScud;522918]Funny, now Dallas media claims that leadership is so poor in the Cowboys' locker room, a guy like knife weilding, cokehead whore monger Michael Irvin would be an improvement!

[URL="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/012509dnspotaylor.33703c1.html"]Dallas Cowboys need someone in locker room like Irvin | Dallas Cowboys News | Sports News | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News[/URL][/quote]

This just gets better and better :)

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Not to be outdone

[url=http://sev.prnewswire.com/television/20090126/NY6265426012009-1.html]VH1 :: Terrell Owens Gets in the Game With a New Reality Show on VH1[/url]

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[quote=SmootSmack;523171]Not to be outdone

[URL="http://sev.prnewswire.com/television/20090126/NY6265426012009-1.html"]VH1 :: Terrell Owens Gets in the Game With a New Reality Show on VH1[/URL][/quote]

Wow, that's just pathetic. What an oxymoron- start some dumb reality show to make extra money, the topic of which is getting your "publicists" to prove to everyone how good of a guy you are off the field. Sort of counter-intuitive, no? Hey world, look how great a guy I am - I'm getting paid to participate in a reality show where I'll be performing contrived "good guy" activities.

If he really was interested in being a good guy off the field, he 1) wouldn't feel like he needed to prove it to everyone, and 2) he would quietly do some charity work that isn't mandated by the league.

My gosh. What a joke.

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[quote=SmootSmack;523171]Not to be outdone

[url=http://sev.prnewswire.com/television/20090126/NY6265426012009-1.html]VH1 :: Terrell Owens Gets in the Game With a New Reality Show on VH1[/url][/quote]

Waking up in 3, 2, 1.

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This gets funnier and more out of control by the minute!! Here's Martellus Bennett and a new rap! Wild Sh*t in Dallas indeed!!

[URL="http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/01/26/wild-sh-t-is-indeed-happening-in-dallas/"]ProFootballTalk.com - “WILD SH-T” IS INDEED HAPPENING IN DALLAS[/URL]

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[quote=SmootSmack;523171]Not to be outdone

[URL="http://sev.prnewswire.com/television/20090126/NY6265426012009-1.html"]VH1 :: Terrell Owens Gets in the Game With a New Reality Show on VH1[/URL][/quote]

Wow, whats next The Sureal Artist: T.O Edition? A bunch of washed up celebrities learn to pickup chicks with corny routines while a star NFL reciever finds that he loves himself so much that he doesn't need to learn how to pickup chicks. Afterwards Dr. Drew stops by and makes sure Owens takes one pill at a time. Did I miss anything?