Strange Scene...Cerrato's Acting Career?
 

[url=http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/02/vinny_cerratos_first_ninja_sce.html]Vinny Cerrato's First Ninja Scene - D.C. Sports Bog[/url]

Sorry if this is old news or has already been posted but this is the first that I've heard of Cerrato acting in a low budget movie.

The article is also not written in Cerrato's favor. This whole thing is strange.

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Old news, but I'd never seen video footage before. Sweet jacket! :) All that's missing is Debbie Gibson playing in the background.

I think Dwight Clark was the star of the movie right?

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[quote=SmootSmack;526426]Old news, but I'd never seen video footage before. Sweet jacket! :) All that's missing is Debbie Gibson playing in the background.

I think Dwight Clark was the star of the movie right?[/quote]

I had heard about this last month but I couldn't find the clip. Thanks for posting this.

Couldn't believe it but Vinny actually looked like he fit the part. Wouldn't have taken him for a decent actor.

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What the hell was that?

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I can't wait to see this post...

"What da hell is Vinny doing in a movie, he should be thinking about the offseason! No other GM in the league would do this!! Oh, and I KNOW no one would work for Snyder"

LOL.

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To all you Vinny haters, how do you feel now? The man obviously loves the Redskins to give up such a promising acting career so he can help us out. That performance sent chills up my spine. BRAVO Vinny....BRAVO.

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That was like if The Wire were recast with early 90's porno actors. I feel dumber for having watched that.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;526455]That was like if The Wire were recast with early 90's porno actors. [B]I feel dumber for having watched that[/B].[/quote]

After rereading my last post, it apparently affected me the same way.

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Holy crap that was terrible. They might as well have ditched the kids and turned it into a halfway decent porno.


Edit: Ceratto's new porn name is SARGE!

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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Hell of a drug.

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The most convincing cop performance I've ever seen. Vinny needs an Oscar for that.

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The hairstyles in that scene are hilarious. Particularly the first injured kid they show on the ground. Awesome stuff.

And yeah, Vinny's new nickname needs to be "Sarge."

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Is anything funnier than really bad acting?

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yes i am scarred for life and my hair is falling out thanks vinny

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haha that was pretty awesome . . good find skinny tee.

go skins!!

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if only he were a better actor...maybe we wouldn't be in this Snyderatto mess!

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[quote=celts32;526568]if only he were a better actor...maybe we wouldn't be in this Snyderatto mess![/quote]

Wow, the FO Hate Express is late. LOL.

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HAHA, hilarious that is terrible acting. I like how the kids look like they are tired and the blond seemed to have lost interest in the middle of her lines...

lol classic.,

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B movie all the way his acting is as bad as his scouting skills

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[quote=Ruhskins;526569]Wow, the FO Hate Express is late. LOL.[/quote]

Ha ha...better late then never!

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[quote=celts32;526583]Ha ha...better late then never![/quote]

I expected it in the first page. LOL.

I must say, has the offseason gotten so boring that we're watching clips of Vinny acting? Btw, is this video some type of PSA or an actual movie?? B/c it looks like a PSA.

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Wow, Brian Billick back in the days...

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtowYApQNnE&feature=related]YouTube - Match Game PM - Part 1.[/url]

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[quote=Ruhskins;526585]Wow, Brian Billick back in the days...

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtowYApQNnE&feature=related]YouTube - Match Game PM - Part 1.[/url][/quote]
He royally sucked on that show...hilarious.

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[quote=SmootSmack;526426]Old news, but I'd never seen video footage before. Sweet jacket! :) All that's missing is Debbie Gibson playing in the background.

I think Dwight Clark was the star of the movie right?[/quote]

I think it was called "Kindergarten Ninja" starring Dwight Clark. :)

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Pretty cool Skinny. Is he still acting?

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[quote=44ever;526697]Pretty cool Skinny. Is he still acting?[/quote]

Every day of his life while he pretends to be an NFL general manager... c'mon i couldn't resist.

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[quote=The Goat;526699]Every day of his life while he pretends to be an NFL general manager... c'mon i couldn't resist.[/quote]

Ha ha that didn't take long. :). Goat I thought either you, Skinny or 53 would give the magic answer.

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[quote=44ever;526700]Ha ha that didn't take long. :). Goat I thought either you, Skinny or 53 would give the magic answer.[/quote]

Glad i could help...

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Cerrato: Tell you what these kids look pretty bad. Almost like there's no one there to protect them. I got it, first officer get on the radio right now and tell them we need some receivers sent down here ASAP.

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[quote=Dirtbag359;526743]Cerrato: Tell you what these kids look pretty bad. Almost like there's no one there to protect them. I got it, first officer get on the radio right now and tell them we need some receivers sent down here ASAP.[/quote]

:lol: Oh yeah good stuff. Seriously I didn't know what to think of that vid...

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[quote=Dirtbag359;526743]Cerrato: Tell you what these kids look pretty bad. Almost like there's no one there to protect them. I got it, first officer get on the radio right now and tell them we need some receivers sent down here ASAP.[/quote]

Just don't send the o-line. They can't protect anything.

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[quote=53Fan;526748]Just don't send the o-line. They can't protect anything.[/quote]

LOL sad but true :rofl:

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[quote=53Fan;526748]Just don't send the o-line. They can't protect anything.[/quote]

Speaking of that I had a little heart palpitation today reading on the official website where Bugel refers to Rabach:

[I]Of veteran center Casey Rabach: “He is one of the top players I have ever coached at his position. His preparation is impeccable. He knows the offense inside and out. He knows the defenses we’re playing inside and out.

"He’s a strong cog on our football team. He’s really a very quiet, unassuming leader.”[/I]

One of the top centers Buges coached? Doesn't sound like Rabach is going anyway so I just hope he improves over last year. I mean i have all the respect for Joe but after the penalties, mistakes and utter inability to block nose-tackles it's a little worrisome Rabach is still a "favorite."

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[quote=The Goat;526754]Speaking of that I had a little heart palpitation today reading on the official website where Bugel refers to Rabach:

[I]Of veteran center Casey Rabach: “He is one of the top players I have ever coached at his position. His preparation is impeccable. He knows the offense inside and out. He knows the defenses we’re playing inside and out.

"He’s a strong cog on our football team. He’s really a very quiet, unassuming leader.”[/I]

One of the top centers Buges coached? Doesn't sound like Rabach is going anyway so I just hope he improves over last year. I mean i have all the respect for Joe but after the penalties, mistakes and utter inability to block nose-tackles it's a little worrisome Rabach is still a "favorite."[/quote]
Yeah I caught that too. Makes you wonder doesn't it?

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[quote=53Fan;526755]Yeah I caught that too. Makes you wonder doesn't it?[/quote]

Rabach just isn't a guy I expect to reemerge as an interior monster. I sincerely hope Randy gets his groove back cause prior to his last set of major injuries and the disappointing '08 campaign he's been one badass lineman. Certainly not massive like Dock was but Randy typically played with a mean streak that punished the defense. Also anxious to see if Jansen can be a force on the interior. I think he can be but I'm not sure where his head is at... certainly will be a challenge to his confidence if he's replaced at RT by a young buck out of college.

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[quote=The Goat;526756]Rabach just isn't a guy I expect to reemerge as an interior monster. I sincerely hope Randy gets his groove back cause prior to his last set of major injuries and the disappointing '08 campaign he's been one badass lineman. Certainly not massive like Dock was but Randy typically played with a mean streak that punished the defense. Also anxious to see if Jansen can be a force on the interior. I think he can be but I'm not sure where his head is at... certainly will be a challenge to his confidence if he's replaced at RT by a young buck out of college.[/quote]

On top of that Randy's ability to pull used to be one of this teams best asset especially with the counters and toss sweeps that Gibbs use to run when Thomas was healthier.

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[quote=The Goat;526754]Speaking of that I had a little heart palpitation today reading on the official website where Bugel refers to Rabach:

[I]Of veteran center Casey Rabach: “He is one of the top players I have ever coached at his position. His preparation is impeccable. He knows the offense inside and out. He knows the defenses we’re playing inside and out.[/I]

[I]"He’s a strong cog on our football team. He’s really a very quiet, unassuming leader.”[/I]

One of the top centers Buges coached? Doesn't sound like Rabach is going anyway so I just hope he improves over last year. I mean i have all the respect for Joe but after the penalties, mistakes and utter inability to block nose-tackles it's a little worrisome Rabach is still a "favorite."[/quote]

I think Rabach gets a bad rap with a lot of fans. He's a solid player and I think he's pretty good at making the line calls and helping out JC in that regard. From all accounts he's a student of the game and is a true pro. I know some people want to turn over half the roster but that's simply not going to happen. For better or worse Rabach will remain our starting center, probably til his contract runs out after 2010.

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We have so many bigger problems then Rabach starting at Center next year. I think he's a pretty good player and will do just fine with a better overall line around him.