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post drunk/drug and anything having to do with a crazy night/day in your life. preferibly funny, and NO DRAMA stories RIGHT HERE NOW!!!!!!!! i know yall got em. the lord knows i do....


just yesterday i was sitting at a stop light with my windows down smoking a cig. now it was probably 1 or 1:30 am, i had been drinking but wasnt drunk. next thing i know a car full of black girls (no offense to black women, its just not how i roll, although they are always attractedd to me so who knows) anyways they roll down there windows and start blasting there little jungle toons of whatever they listen to. then i decide to look over, BAD idea. they are all out like turned toward me doing the most ghetto dance moves that a car permits, all the while screaming at me how much they love me and how i was blushing. i laughed for a little. then i started revving my engine because i felt like freaking them out. i drive a 2008 GTO 5.7L with flowmaster cat backs and brand new headers i got 2 weeks ago. i can scare them. anyways light turns green and i pop the clutch and sit doing a burnout for 5 sec and took the **** off. (mind you, we were the only ones on the road at the time so i was GONEEEEEEE)

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ummm cool man, hope that's workin out well for you

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I want this quote as my signature!

This is brilliant! I can actually visualize a car full of black women listening to the soundtrack to the Jungle Book.






[quote=dall-assblows;539342]post drunk/drug and anything having to do with a crazy night/day in your life. preferibly funny, and NO DRAMA stories RIGHT HERE NOW!!!!!!!! i know yall got em. the lord knows i do....


just yesterday i was sitting at a stop light with my windows down smoking a cig. now it was probably 1 or 1:30 am, i had been drinking but wasnt drunk. next thing i know a car full of black girls (no offense to black women, its just not how i roll, although they are always attractedd to me so who knows) anyways they roll down there windows and start blasting there little jungle toons of whatever they listen to. then i decide to look over, BAD idea. they are all out like turned toward me doing the most ghetto dance moves that a car permits, all the while screaming at me how much they love me and how i was blushing. i laughed for a little. then i started revving my engine because i felt like freaking them out. i drive a 2008 GTO 5.7L with flowmaster cat backs and brand new headers i got 2 weeks ago. i can scare them. anyways light turns green and i pop the clutch and sit doing a burnout for 5 sec and took the **** off. (mind you, we were the only ones on the road at the time so i was GONEEEEEEE)[/quote]

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[quote=dall-assblows;539342]post drunk/drug and anything having to do with a crazy night/day in your life. preferibly funny, and NO DRAMA stories RIGHT HERE NOW!!!!!!!! i know yall got em. the lord knows i do....


just yesterday i was sitting at a stop light with my windows down smoking a cig. now it was probably 1 or 1:30 am, i had been drinking but wasnt drunk. next thing i know a car full of black girls (no offense to black women, its just not how i roll, although they are always attractedd to me so who knows) anyways they roll down there windows and start blasting there little jungle toons of whatever they listen to. then i decide to look over, BAD idea. they are all out like turned toward me doing the most ghetto dance moves that a car permits, all the while screaming at me how much they love me and how i was blushing. i laughed for a little. then i started revving my engine because i felt like freaking them out. i drive a 2008 GTO 5.7L with flowmaster cat backs and brand new headers i got 2 weeks ago. i can scare them. anyways light turns green and i pop the clutch and sit doing a burnout for 5 sec and took the **** off. (mind you, we were the only ones on the road at the time so i was GONEEEEEEE)[/quote]

Why do they call a GTO a Goat? I am actually a huge car fan but this one escapes me.

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The jungle tunes part just blows my mind.

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allllllllrighty then

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[quote=dall-assblows;539342]post drunk/drug and anything having to do with a crazy night/day in your life. preferibly funny, and NO DRAMA stories RIGHT HERE NOW!!!!!!!! i know yall got em. the lord knows i do....


just yesterday i was sitting at a stop light with my windows down smoking a cig. now it was probably 1 or 1:30 am, i had been drinking but wasnt drunk. next thing i know a car full of black girls (no offense to black women, its just not how i roll, although they are always attractedd to me so who knows) anyways they roll down there windows and start blasting there little jungle toons of whatever they listen to. then i decide to look over, BAD idea. they are all out like turned toward me doing the most ghetto dance moves that a car permits, all the while screaming at me how much they love me and how i was blushing. i laughed for a little. then i started revving my engine because i felt like freaking them out. i drive a 2008 GTO 5.7L with flowmaster cat backs and brand new headers i got 2 weeks ago. i can scare them. anyways light turns green and i pop the clutch and sit doing a burnout for 5 sec and took the **** off. (mind you, we were the only ones on the road at the time so i was GONEEEEEEE)[/quote]

Wow, you [I]are[/I] a willllllldddd and crazzzzzy guy!

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I think he was just drunk, good to see he was driving. Could someone answer the GTO question at least something may come out of this thread.

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[quote=dall-assblows;539342]post drunk/drug and anything having to do with a crazy night/day in your life. preferibly funny, and NO DRAMA stories RIGHT HERE NOW!!!!!!!! i know yall got em. the lord knows i do....


just yesterday i was sitting at a stop light with my windows down smoking a cig. now it was probably 1 or 1:30 am, i had been drinking but wasnt drunk. next thing i know a car full of black girls (no offense to black women, its just not how i roll, although they are always attractedd to me so who knows) anyways they roll down there windows and start blasting there little jungle toons of whatever they listen to. then i decide to look over, BAD idea. they are all out like turned toward me doing the most ghetto dance moves that a car permits, all the while screaming at me how much they love me and how i was blushing. i laughed for a little. then i started revving my engine because i felt like freaking them out. i drive a 2008 GTO 5.7L with flowmaster cat backs and brand new headers i got 2 weeks ago. i can scare them. anyways light turns green and i pop the clutch and sit doing a burnout for 5 sec and took the **** off. (mind you, we were the only ones on the road at the time so i was GONEEEEEEE)[/quote]

There are no 2008 GTOs. ;)

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Here in the Philly area there's a little theme park called Sesame Place, modeled after sesame street. I had a buddy who worked there in the summers as the guy in the Elmo costume.

So we're at this party one weeknight and he shows up straight from work. He's dressed in street clothes like a normal person. So it's a nice night and we're out on the porch drinking and socializing and whatnot, and I notice this guy isn't around anywhere. Lo and behold I look towards the street and there he goes riding by on a bike he found behind the house, stark naked, with nothing but the Elmo head on. He's looking up at us and waving. I laughed so hard I nearly lost by beer.

So he goes around the block and comes by again, still funny. Then he goes around again, still funny. But as he's coming around the third time a police car comes up behind him with the lights on and stops him. The cops put him in the car. They then came to the door of the party and wanted to check IDs, and when they saw we were all 21 they were cool, and they said "Yeah we were sitting one street over when we saw "Elmo" the first time he came around the block. And we had to give him credit, it was so funny and we were laughing so hard that we couldn't bust him. The second time it was still funny, but the third time we just had to bust him."

Unfortunately they made him remove the Elmo head for the mug shot.

I still love that story.

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[quote=mredskins;539353]Why do they call a GTO a Goat? I am actually a huge car fan but this one escapes me.[/quote]



Just move the letters around GOaT. Its one of those affectionate nick names.

And Wikipedia

[quote]Although Pontiac had strenuously promoted the GTO in advertising as the "GTO Tiger," it had become known in the youth market as the "Goat." Pontiac management attempted to make use of the new nickname in advertising but were vetoed by upper management, which was dismayed by its irreverent tone.[/quote]

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[quote=cpayne5;539368]There are no 2008 GTOs. ;)[/quote]

Yeah, aren't they G8's now?

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[quote=Schneed10;539369]Here in the Philly area there's a little theme park called Sesame Place, modeled after sesame street. I had a buddy who worked there in the summers as the guy in the Elmo costume.

So we're at this party one weeknight and he shows up straight from work. He's dressed in street clothes like a normal person. So it's a nice night and we're out on the porch drinking and socializing and whatnot, and I notice this guy isn't around anywhere. Lo and behold I look towards the street and there he goes riding by on a bike he found behind the house, stark naked, with nothing but the Elmo head on. He's looking up at us and waving. I laughed so hard I nearly lost by beer.

So he goes around the block and comes by again, still funny. Then he goes around again, still funny. But as he's coming around the third time a police car comes up behind him with the lights on and stops him. The cops put him in the car. They then came to the door of the party and wanted to check IDs, and when they saw we were all 21 they were cool, and they said "Yeah we were sitting one street over when we saw "Elmo" the first time he came around the block. And we had to give him credit, it was so funny and we were laughing so hard that we couldn't bust him. The second time it was still funny, but the third time we just had to bust him."

Unfortunately they made him remove the Elmo head for the mug shot.

I still love that story.[/quote]


Nice save on this thread that was funny. I went to Seasem Park when I was kid around maybe ten and my cousin was like 15 or 16 (he is kind of fat) and he was told to watch me for the day. Well we go i nthe "jungle gym" like thing and he gets stuck in the rope tunnel trying to keep up with me. they had to cut the rope tunnel down to get him out, he was balling the whole time. It was such good fun and I loved telling everyone the story when we all meet back up for dinner.

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[quote=Schneed10;539369]Here in the Philly area there's a little theme park called Sesame Place, modeled after sesame street. I had a buddy who worked there in the summers as the guy in the Elmo costume.

So we're at this party one weeknight and he shows up straight from work. He's dressed in street clothes like a normal person. So it's a nice night and we're out on the porch drinking and socializing and whatnot, and I notice this guy isn't around anywhere. Lo and behold I look towards the street and there he goes riding by on a bike he found behind the house, stark naked, with nothing but the Elmo head on. He's looking up at us and waving. I laughed so hard I nearly lost by beer.

So he goes around the block and comes by again, still funny. Then he goes around again, still funny. But as he's coming around the third time a police car comes up behind him with the lights on and stops him. The cops put him in the car. They then came to the door of the party and wanted to check IDs, and when they saw we were all 21 they were cool, and they said "Yeah we were sitting one street over when we saw "Elmo" the first time he came around the block. And we had to give him credit, it was so funny and we were laughing so hard that we couldn't bust him. The second time it was still funny, but the third time we just had to bust him."

Unfortunately they made him remove the Elmo head for the mug shot.

I still love that story.[/quote]

Yawn.

Where's the bitches, where's the fast cars, and where's the jungle music!!

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[yt]nfHOQAT0-Mk[/yt]
Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: Don't smoke crack.

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[quote=Mattyk72;539384]Yawn.

Where's the bitches, where's the fast cars, and where's the jungle music!![/quote]

If I said it was an Elmo head with a big gold grill, would that help?

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PS I can't believe I actually told a funny story instead of ridiculing this thread.

I mean it's the parking lot, so whatever, but still I'm losing IQ points up in here.

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[quote=Schneed10;539400]If I said it was an Elmo head with a big gold grill, would that help?[/quote]

Getting close, I still need some jungle music up in here

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Schneed, tell 'em about the days when you and Zack Mills used to spit rhymes

[YT]21OH0wlkfbc[/YT]

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One day while playing jungle music I was in a rent a car and filling up with gas. I noticed this hot chick on the other side of the pump and we where exchanging smiles. As I hung up the pump and while checking her out I hopped into the car. When I finally looked up I noticed this rent a car was a four door and I actually had hopped into the back set. As kool as I could I got back out gave her a smile and jumped into the drivers seat while she gave me a little laugh.

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[quote=firstdown;539412]One day while playing jungle music I was in a rent a car and filling up with gas. I noticed this hot chick on the other side of the pump and we where exchanging smiles. As I hung up the pump and while checking her out I hopped into the car. When I finally looked up I noticed this rent a car was a four door and I actually had hopped into the back set. As kool as I could I got back out gave her a smile and jumped into the drivers seat while she gave me a little laugh.[/quote]

Now that's a story!

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For the 10,000th time on this site. Years ago I went to a preseason game, got drunk, we stopped by 7-11 on the way home, Champ Bailey walked in, in my drunken state instead of asking for an autograph I offered to buy him a Big Bite, he accepted and said "Thanks dawg, I needed that."

Good times were had by all.

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[quote=firstdown;539412]One day while playing jungle music I was in a rent a car and filling up with gas. I noticed this hot chick on the other side of the pump and we where exchanging smiles. As I hung up the pump and while checking her out I hopped into the car. When I finally looked up I noticed this rent a car was a four door and I actually had hopped into the back set. As kool as I could I got back out gave her a smile and jumped into the drivers seat while she gave me a little laugh.[/quote]

are you sure you didn't jump in the back seat because you could tell that she wanted to join you there, and like whatever might happen, but then it was time to go pick up another hot chick and so you like blasted your music and peeled out and pulled into the next gas station over on the other side of the corner, and she saw you and like pulled over there too and started jawin at you so you were like whatever, and peeled out again in your 2010 iroc z-3000?

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[quote=Mattyk72;539414]Now that's a story![/quote]

That is actually a true story but it was a buddy of mine and had always driven a two door car and the rent a car was a four door. This buddy is a trip and about once a year we here that story and he tells it much better then me.

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This thread feels really empty without some input from hess. <sigh>

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[quote=BleedBurgundy;539377]Yeah, aren't they G8's now?[/quote]

Not really. The G8 is a sedan, where the GTO was a coupe. A link could be made between the two, but I don't see them as being one in the same.

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[quote=cpayne5;539438]Not really. The G8 is a sedan, where the GTO was a coupe. A link could be made between the two, but I don't see them as being one in the same.[/quote]


I am pretty sure there is a major HP difference between the two as well.

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jungle music? :doh:

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[quote=mredskins;539442]I am pretty sure there is a major HP difference between the two as well.[/quote]

Not really. The G8 GXP's LS3 has 15 more horsepower than the 05-06 GTO's LS2.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;539415]For the 10,000th time on this site. Years ago I went to a preseason game, got drunk, we stopped by 7-11 on the way home, Champ Bailey walked in, in my drunken state instead of asking for an autograph I offered to buy him a Big Bite, he accepted and said "Thanks dawg, I needed that."

Good times were had by all.[/quote]

ahahahahahhahahaha