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As a kind of reintroduction, if you will.

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you............MUST be banned............

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[quote=Hog1;541997]you............MUST be banned............[/quote]

Absolutely. Let me get a moderator, and...

Oh...

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.............

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Name the funniest thing that's happened on the Warpath since the great April Fool's Joke of 2006?

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[quote=Schneed10;542017]Name the funniest thing that's happened on the Warpath since the great April Fool's Joke of 2006?[/quote]

There are many answers to that. [LIST][*]Any references to the musical stylings of Brandon Lloyd are good for laughs.[*]Best thread in retrospect was the general wringing of hands and rending of garments when the Cowboys signed Mike Vanderjagt. (which happened in late March of 2006, but lasted for a while)[*]There used to be a semi-regular column called Power Poll. That was nice.[*]Funniest to me in those years was when we promoted TheMalcolmConnection to Mod and had to edit him out of our "Douche Bag List" on the top-secret moderator forum before letting him view it.
[/LIST]

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How long have you been a mod here?

Where have you been, I don't recognize you really? If you were gone for a good reason, what is it?

How old are you?

What's the story behind your avatar?

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[quote=BrudLee;542043]There are many answers to that. [LIST][*]Any references to the musical stylings of Brandon Lloyd are good for laughs.[*]Best thread in retrospect was the general wringing of hands and rending of garments when the Cowboys signed Mike Vanderjagt. (which happened in late March of 2006, but lasted for a while)[*]There used to be a semi-regular column called Power Poll. That was nice.[*][B]Funniest to me in those years was when we promoted TheMalcolmConnection to Mod and had to edit him out of our "Douche Bag List" on the top-secret moderator forum before letting him view it.[/B]
[/LIST][/quote]
does he know this? hahahaha

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Much better than the "other" one.

:D



What made you move to Rehoboth Beach? *wink wink*

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[quote=Schneed10;542017]Name the funniest thing that's happened on the Warpath since the great April Fool's Joke of 2006?[/quote]
How about old question #3.

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[quote=tryfuhl;542044]How long have you been a mod here?

Where have you been, I don't recognize you really? If you were gone for a good reason, what is it?

How old are you?

What's the story behind your avatar?[/quote]

I became a mod here during a previous incarnation, so when this version of The Warpath was introduced, I was an initial mod.

I haven't posted regularly since last year. You probably wouldn't recognize me if I was right behind you - [I]which I may be[/I] - because I have one of those faces.

I was absent for a number of reasons. A business failed, I lost my house, had a nervous breakdown, was in the hospital for a few weeks, was diagnosed with chronic depression - mind you, this all happened last year [i]when we were winning![/i] - it was a "perfect storm" of shittyness. I've been lurking for a while, and kicking a little Curveball ass, but I decided I needed to post a little. Not sure if that's a good reason or not. Hope I pass muster.

I'm 38, according to my profile. Am I lying? Could be. I'm not, though. Or am I?

As for the avatar, Question #3 is the DNA upon which the Warpath is based. There would be no "Parking Lot" section if not for the Redskins Universe spinning of its axis in the Question #3 thread.

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[quote=Buster;542048]
What made you move to Rehoboth Beach? *wink wink*[/quote]

In sunny Rehoboth Beach, born and raised,
By the ocean is where I spent most of my days.

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[quote=BrudLee;542067]I became a mod here during a previous incarnation, so when this version of The Warpath was introduced, I was an initial mod.

I haven't posted regularly since last year. [B]You probably wouldn't recognize me if I was right behind you - [I]which I may be[/I] - because I have one of those faces.[/B][/quote]

you're my roommate's dog?!

[quote]

I was absent for a number of reasons. A business failed, I lost my house, had a nervous breakdown, was in the hospital for a few weeks, was diagnosed with chronic depression - mind you, this all happened last year {I}when we were winning![/i] - it was a "perfect storm" of shittyness. I've been lurking for a while, and kicking a little Curveball ass, but I decided I needed to post a little. Not sure if that's a good reason or not. Hope I pass muster.
[/quote]

damn man, sorry to hear about that.. how is the recovery from all of that going?

[quote]
I'm 38, according to my profile. Am I lying? Could be. I'm not, though. Or am I?[/quote]

You're not lying

[quote]
As for the avatar, Question #3 is the DNA upon which the Warpath is based. There would be no "Parking Lot" section if not for the Redskins Universe spinning of its axis in the Question #3 thread.[/quote]

I must research into this.

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[quote=BrudLee;542068]In sunny Rehoboth Beach, born and raised,
By the ocean is where I spent most of my days.[/quote]

chillin out max and relaxin all cool
sippin on a margarita out by the pool?

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[quote=firstdown;542057]How about old question #3.[/quote]

Started on March 17, 2005. But you did remind me of another funny event - the piejacking of threads.

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[quote=BrudLee;542073]Started on March 17, 2005. But you did remind me of another funny event - the piejacking of threads.[/quote]Speaking of pies. I had some sort of lemon creme pie from the Olive Garden the other day. Is that the best pie around or what?

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How do I tell my wife she is fat? Could you do it for me?

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[quote=gibbsisgod;542082]Speaking of pies. I had some sort of lemon creme pie from the Olive Garden the other day. Is that the best pie around or what?[/quote]

Try not to get off-topic, please?

Now, Butter Brickle - [u]there's[/u] an ice cream.

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Are you still bitter that you finished a distant 5th in the Most Awesomest Warpath Moderator Poll?

Do you think JoeCrisp will ever return?

Should my thread be called:

1. Don't Axe Me Nuttin', Youze Sumsa Bitches
2. Tell Me Anything
3. Sing Me a Song
4. All The Fellas In The House, Throw Your Hands Up In The Air And Wave 'Em Like You Just Don't Care
5. What Had Happened Was

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[quote=gibbsisgod;542085]How do I tell my wife she is fat? Could you do it for me?[/quote]
I'd be happy to tell your wife she's fat. I do have a few questions first:[LIST][*]Was she fat before you married her? If so, that's all on you.[*]Are we talking crazy fat? I mean, when you poke her in the belly, does it leave a dent?[*]Is your wife prone to violence? This isn't a deal-breaker, I just like to be prepared.[/LIST]

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[quote=tryfuhl;542070]I must research into this.[/quote]I wouldn't if I were you. Why? you may ask: well, did you ever see Apocolypse Now?

The journey that is Question 3 is much like a PBR travelling up the Nung River on an assassination mission, which is actually nothing more than a decent into maddness (and not the basketball-related kind). Along the way you'll come across many characters: a tightly wrapped chef from New Orleans; a surfer from SoCal; a young guy from the Bronx, not sure if he's a man or still just a boy; and at least a couple of confused Redskins fans. "I thought you was a Mod" they'll shout as you try to figure out just who's in charge of the situation.
Along the path allies will turn into enemies, simple questions will open the door to the darkness that hides in a man's soul, and you'll find you have wasted a lot of your day. Yes, you may fall for the simple beauty of Question 3, and you may learn to love it, but in the end you'll have to ask yourself what is the nature of truth, and where can you find old zubazz pants. You'll know what true sacrifice is but you may not know if it's worth the price, much like trading away a ton of draft picks for Cutler, thus rewarding his whininess.

My God, I haven't thought of ?3 in so long... The horror... [I]the horror...[/I]

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[quote=BrudLee;542092]I'd be happy to tell your wife she's fat. I do have a few questions first:[LIST][*]Was she fat before you married her? If so, that's all on you.[*]Are we talking crazy fat? I mean, when you poke her in the belly, does it leave a dent?[*]Is your wife prone to violence? This isn't a deal-breaker, I just like to be prepared.[/LIST][/quote]LOL! Good to have ya back Brud.


1. Not really
2. Not Yet
3. Not lately.

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[quote=SmootSmack;542090]Are you still bitter that you finished a distant 5th in the Most Awesomest Warpath Moderator Poll?

Do you think JoeCrisp will ever return?

Should my thread be called:

1. Don't Axe Me Nuttin', Youze Sumsa Bitches
2. Tell Me Anything
3. Sing Me a Song
4. All The Fellas In The House, Throw Your Hands Up In The Air And Wave 'Em Like You Just Don't Care
5. What Had Happened Was[/quote]

Am I bitter? It was a key component in my depressive state.

JoeCrisp = tryfuhl

I'd say #5, unless I can go off the board. Then I'd call it "Change my pitch up, SmootSmack my bitch up"

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You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?

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[quote=SmootSmack;542103]You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?[/quote]And is it true that this person is you know what? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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[quote=SmootSmack;542103]You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?[/quote]

You know, probably half of them are. But even in this day and age where we can elect a black man as president, I think the other half might pitch a fit that would crack the internet in half.

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[quote=SmootSmack;542103]You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?[/quote]Brudlee is actually a lady and Matty knocked her up?

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[quote=gibbsisgod;542108]And is it true that this person is you know what? Not that there is anything wrong with that.[/quote]

No more than you or me, my friend. No more than you or me.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;542115]Brudlee is actually a lady and Matty knocked her up?[/quote]

Just putting a question mark after a statement doesn't make it a question.

Sorry to disappoint you, AMD. I have man parts, and they are rather distinguished looking.

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[quote=BrudLee;542117]Just putting a question mark after a statement doesn't make it a question.

Sorry to disappoint you, AMD. I have man parts, and they are rather distinguished looking.[/quote]

"Distinguished" could mean so many things.

Carrot Top is "distinguished" in that he is an f'n freak that looks like no other and probably scares small children.

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This thread took a turn somewhere.

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[quote=tryfuhl;542391]This thread took a turn somewhere.[/quote]

An esoteric turn, indeed.

I want to know the truth about "you know who." (Even though I have no clue who "who" is).

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[quote=BrudLee;541994]As a kind of reintroduction, if you will.[/quote]
Do you pee in the shower?

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[quote=GMScud;542398]An esoteric turn, indeed.

I want to know the truth about "you know who." (Even though I have no clue who "who" is).[/quote]
I tried to follow the thread and pick up on things but gave up about halfway through.

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[quote=jamf;542402]Do you pee in the shower?[/quote]

Only in the bath I hear.

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[quote=BrudLee;541994]As a kind of reintroduction, if you will.[/quote]
Has the sight of a man ever made you sexually aroused? Smooty doesn't count, he is a sexy bitch....

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[quote=BrudLee;541994]As a kind of reintroduction, if you will.[/quote]

Have you ever tucked your "package" between your legs and looked at yourself in the mirror?

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[quote=jamf;542413]Have you ever tucked your "package" between your legs and looked at yourself in the mirror?[/quote]
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

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[quote=tryfuhl;542044]How long have you been a mod here?

Where have you been, I don't recognize you really? If you were gone for a good reason, what is it?

How old are you?

[B]What's the story behind your avatar?[/B][/quote]


dont ask that!!!!

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What HAS SmootSmack done with TAFKAS??????