New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
 

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[SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][B]In honor of the 44th President of the United States,
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has issued a new flavor,

"Barocky Road."


Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate,
surrounded by nuts and flakes.

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised
and usually denied as an ingredient.

The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased,
it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone,
but then the ice cream is taken away
and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty wallet,
no change, holding an empty cone,
with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Don't you feel stimulated?
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haha I'm sure people are going to love this...

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'W' had the market cornered for new flavors:

- Grape Depression

- Abu Grape

- Cluster Fudge

- Nut'n Accomplished

- Iraqi Road

- Chock 'n Awe

- WireTapioca

- Impeach Cobbler

- Impeach Mint

- Heck of a Job, Brownie!

- Chunky Monkey in Chief

- George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate

- WMDelicious

- Guantanmallow

- Neocon Politan

- RockyRoad to Fascism

- The Reese's-cession

- Cookie D'oh!

- Housing Crunch

- Nougalar Proliferation

- Death by Chocolate... and Torture

- Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream

- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder

- "You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae

- Credit Crunch

- Mission Pecanplished

- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf**ker... Swirl

- Country Pumpkin

- Chocolate Chimp

- Bloody Sundae

- Caramel Preemptive Stripe

- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts

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I hate to admit it but I can be a sucker for a good pun, and I find 'Yes, Pecan' to be top notch.

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holy shit to the Bush listings ahahahahaha

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I don't like Obama or Bush and find these very amusing. Give Obama some time he'll catch up to the bumbler in chief.

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[quote=Trample the Elderly;544861]I don't like Obama or Bush and find these very amusing. Give Obama some time he'll catch up to the bumbler in chief.[/quote]

He would need a very long time to catch up, or down, to W

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[quote=Mattyk72;544886]He would need a very long time to catch up, or down, to W[/quote]


If bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia and America hating on foreign soil is any indication he won't need long. Hell, he may already be there with all of the spen...err...blood sucking he has been doing. He's sucking the life-force out of America as we know it. We could have been great, now? Well, now we're not so great anymore.

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Like Trample, I'm not a fan of Obama or Bush, but I find Buster and Matty's posts both hilarious.

Yes Pecan! That's great. How about Deficit Delight? Trillion Dollar Truffle?

Next maybe Land O' Lakes can make an Obama margarine called "Spread it Around."

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Happy to announce that Ben & Jerry's is creating new flavors in honor of some of our Warpath members!

CrazyCanuck: Salary Crunch
Schneed10: Fudge You
Buster: I Hate the French Vanilla
Angry: Pissedtachio
GTripp: Numbers Don't Lime

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[quote=SmootSmack;544939]Happy to announce that Ben & Jerry's is creating new flavors in honor of some of our Warpath members!

CrazyCanuck: Salary Crunch
Schneed10: Fudge You
Buster: I Hate the French Vanilla
Angry: Pissedtachio
GTripp: Numbers Don't Lime[/quote]

You forgot:

Saden1: Luscious Links
53Fan: Alex Mackadamia
Irish: Negative Nuts
Summo: Grape Graphics

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[quote=saden1;544899]If bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia and America hating on foreign soil is any indication he won't need long. Hell, he may already be there with all of the spen...err...blood sucking he has been doing. He's sucking the life-force out of America as we know it. We could have been great, now? Well, now we're not so great anymore.[/quote]

So it's a big deal when we break tradition by touching the queen of england but a horrible thing if we follow the tradition of an arab nation

that makes sense

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[quote=saden1;544899]If bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia and America hating on foreign soil is any indication he won't need long. Hell, he may already be there with all of the spen...err...blood sucking he has been doing. He's sucking the life-force out of America as we know it. We could have been great, now? Well, now we're not so great anymore.[/quote]
Are you actually talking about Obama?

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[quote=tryfuhl;545156]So it's a big deal when we break tradition by touching the queen of england but a horrible thing if we follow the tradition of an arab nation

that makes sense[/quote]

I'm guessing he was being sarcastic

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[quote=tryfuhl;545156]So it's a big deal when we break tradition by touching the queen of england but a horrible thing if we follow the tradition of an arab nation

that makes sense[/quote]

Yes it does make sense, you just have to believe it does.

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[quote=firstdown;545219]Are you actually talking about Obama?[/quote]

Yes, what do you think?

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[quote=saden1;545328]Yes, what do you think?[/quote]
Well for an American Pres to be over seas and hating on his own country is pretty bad even if what he was saying was true or not. I have only heard peices of what he said but it does not make one proud to here those things from our president. It does not really surprise me much after what his wife said back durn the election and the fact that he attened Wrights church which it seemed he heard this often. He is what I thought he was so I'm just not surprised by anything he says or does. We don't agree much on politics but I do feel you call things from how you see them rather its right or wrong but this time we seem to agree.

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[quote=SmootSmack;544939]Happy to announce that Ben & Jerry's is creating new flavors in honor of some of our Warpath members!

CrazyCanuck: Salary Crunch
Schneed10: Fudge You
Buster: I Hate the French Vanilla
Angry: Pissedtachio
GTripp: Numbers Don't Lime[/quote]
Now THAT's funny, unlike Matty's list of fury. :D

Love my flavor name. :goodjob:

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List of fury?

Now c'mon you can't find any of them funny?

It wasn't my creation by the way, found it in the same place you got yours.

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[quote=firstdown;545358]Well for an American Pres to be over seas and hating on his own country is pretty bad even if what he was saying was true or not. I have only heard peices of what he said but it does not make one proud to here those things from our president. It does not really surprise me much after what his wife said back durn the election and the fact that he attened Wrights church which it seemed he heard this often. He is what I thought he was so I'm just not surprised by anything he says or does. We don't agree much on politics but I do feel you call things from how you see them rather its right or wrong but this time we seem to agree.[/quote]

I was being facetious and doing my best to regurgitate the current talking points on the net. I think it's safe to say that the only thing you and I agree on is that we disagree.

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saden, don't you know its a sign of weakness to admit failure?

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Love it! Thanks for the laugh!

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[quote=saden1;545365]I was being facetious and doing my best to regurgitate the current talking points on the net. I think it's safe to say that the only thing you and I agree on is that we disagree.[/quote]
I thought maybe you had come to your senses just a little. Sorry, my bad.

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[quote=firstdown;545421]I thought maybe you had come to your senses just a little. Sorry, my bad.[/quote]


Never! I enjoy being a liberal.

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[quote=dmek25;545385]saden, don't you know its a sign of weakness to admit failure?[/quote]

We're Americans, we don't fail and we don't apologize, and we certainly don't bow to no royalty...exceptions are made of course for the founders so they could beg the King of France for monies and arms.

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[quote=saden1;545435]We're Americans, we certainly don't bow to no royalty.[/quote]

agreed. thats why it's really a non issue that obama bowed, obama is not an american.

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[quote=wolfeskins;545673]agreed. thats why it's really a non issue that obama bowed, obama is not an american.[/quote]

Good point.

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[quote=wolfeskins;545673]agreed. thats why it's really a non issue that obama bowed, [B]obama is not an american[/B].[/quote]
come on. this sentence reeks of ignorance