TY...For Hot Girls at Work
 

We have a lot F threads so I figured to start a TY (thank you) thread.

We have a good number of hot girls in my office and let me tell you they make the day go by much easier. We have roughly 500 people in my office so us guys will pipe up when one of us haves a "sighting". We also had a couple have some enlargment surgerys done. It is funny cause they will be out for a week or so and then come back and you are like HOLY HANNAH!

Thank god for summer time and interns. =)

Let me say I am happily married but a guy can look. =)

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[quote=mredskins;571439]We have a lot F threads so I figured to start a TY (thank you) thread.

We have a good number of hot girls in my office and let me tell you they make the day go by much easier. We have roughly 500 people in my office so us guys will pipe up when one of us haves a "sighting". We also had a couple have some enlargment surgerys done. It is funny cause they will be out for a week or so and then come back and you are like HOLY HANNAH!

Thank god for summer time and interns. =)

[B]Let me say I am happily married but a guy can look. =)[/quote]
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Damn Straight

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This thread makes me laugh because my lunch table (there's 5 of us) are all dudes and we race to our circular table to get the most advantageous seat for scoping as people come out of the lunch line.

Tough thing is, my office is in north Philadelphia. First off, it's Philadelphia, one of the worst cities in the world for attractive women. Secondly, it's in the worst part of town. Thirdly, we work at a healthcare provider system (Temple) in the administrative offices. Suffice it to say we're not exactly drawing the most attractive people to fill out our employee base.

We call it "Temple Hot." A girl who would be a 5 on the normal scale ends up a 7.5 on the Temple scale. When we actually see a genuinely hot girl, an 8 on the normal scale, we stare as if she were an SI Swimsuit model. It's such a rare sighting.

But when they come along it does indeed brighten the day. TY indeed!

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In my department we only have soccer moms and they are not hot but like I said there is about 500 people here so if we see one we don't know their names so we come up with codes for them. It also allows us to talk about them with soccer moms around because they have no idea what the codes are.

There is one that is particular hot and my buddy was like you have to walk by her cube. So I walk clear across the building to see her. Well as soon as I look in she happens to turn at the same time and says "can I help you". I was like "ah ah ah no and ran off", LOL! Never gone down there since.

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[quote=Schneed10;571456]... Tough thing is, my office is in north Philadelphia. First off, it's Philadelphia, one of the worst cities in the world for attractive women. Secondly, it's in the worst part of town. Thirdly, we work at a healthcare provider system (Temple) in the administrative offices. Suffice it to say we're not exactly drawing the most attractive people to fill out our employee base[.][/quote]

I live in Baltimore and, while there are certainly exceptions to the rule, it seems to me that, of the cities I have been to, Baltimore got more than a few extra wacks of the ugly stick. (Once I got on an elevator with a coworker - he was in his 70's, about to finally retire, and just didn't care what people thought of him - he took a look around the elevator and announced "Boy, there are sure a lot of damn ugly people in this building." I was barely able to keep a straight face. BTW - he was right.)

Seriously, walk around down town DC and the ratio of hot women to even "normal" women is amazing. Baltimore, such sightings are truly to be considered special.

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Because of what we make here, none of the women (even in the office) are allowed to wear makeup or perfume. It's pretty damn rough. Every once in a while we'll host a seminar for culinary students or have some marketing reps in. When that happens, they're normally in our "fishbowl" conference rooms. Every guy in the place finds an excuse to walk by and take a look. It's like parading steaks in front of a starving pack of wolves.

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Mine didn't make the squad this year, but she is still hot...TY

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I work for a small company ( 5 people ). We have one female coworker that has the physical build of Nate Newton :(

Fortunately, Work is only 2 blocks from one of the nicest beaches in San Diego. 3 Days a week I will park/sit at the beach and enjoy the view.
YaY for Hot girls at the beach!

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[quote=JoeRedskin;571462]I live in Baltimore and, while there are certainly exceptions to the rule, it seems to me that, of the cities I have been to, Baltimore got more than a few extra wacks of the ugly stick. (Once I got on an elevator with a coworker - he was in his 70's, about to finally retire, and just didn't care what people thought of him - he took a look around the elevator and announced "Boy, there are sure a lot of damn ugly people in this building." I was barely able to keep a straight face. BTW - he was right.)

Seriously, walk around down town DC and the ratio of hot women to even "normal" women is amazing. Baltimore, such sightings are truly to be considered special.[/quote]I've got you beat my friend: I work in Glen Burnie. Does that even sound like a city that would be home to any hot women? We've got a couple of [I]decent [/I]looking women her but nothing to write home about. Unfortunately I've learned to live with this.

Edit - just as I was finishing that my boss stopped by my cube for something. She may have been okay looking 10 years ago, and I know she still thinks she's the shit. That could have been awkward.

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[quote=jamf;571516]I work for a small company ( 5 people ).[B] We have one female coworker that has the physical build of Nate Newton :([/B]

Fortunately, Work is only 2 blocks from one of the nicest beaches in San Diego. 3 Days a week I will park/sit at the beach and enjoy the view.
YaY for Hot girls at the beach![/quote]

LOL!!

I am fortunate enough to work with a few really attractive girls. It's definitely nice. I'm blessed to have a smoking hot Florida blond as a long time girlfriend, but I do find brunettes catching my eye quite a bit. I guess you want what you don't have, huh? Look but don't touch though, of course.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;571526]I've got you beat my friend: I work in Glen Burnie. Does that even sound like a city that would be home to any hot women? We've got a couple of [I]decent [/I]looking women her but nothing to write home about. Unfortunately I've learned to live with this.

Edit - just as I was finishing that my boss stopped by my cube for something. She may have been okay looking 10 years ago, and I know she still thinks she's the shit. That could have been awkward.[/quote]

Yeah, Glen Burnie is where the Hamdenites "move on up" to the double wide.

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[quote=jamf;571516]I work for a small company ( 5 people ). We have one female coworker that has the physical build of Nate Newton :(

Fortunately, Work is only 2 blocks from one of the nicest beaches in San Diego. 3 Days a week I will park/sit at the beach and enjoy the view.
YaY for Hot girls at the beach![/quote]

This reminds me. When I was in the Navy, I was stationed in La Maddalena, Italy. The island has maybe 20 or so beaches, all of which were topless. The actual detachment where I worked was on a hill overlooking 3 of the beaches. Every day at lunch we'd be out back with the binoculars. I miss those days.

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I had to read that like 10 times before I realized you had switched back to talking about the girls when referring to enlargement surgeries right after you mentioned the guys having the announcement system

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I work for a college so there are hot girls a plenty. The scenery is always nice.

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Man you guys are lucky. I work in a hot ass warehouse that leaves all 4 of us guys that work in there smelling like chems and ass every day. I've been working at my job for a month and a half and I have yet to see so much as a decent good looking woman pass through the place. We do have women in our offices next door to the warehouse but they are all of the older type and def. not that good looking on the scale.

And all this coming after a good 10 months at Target where we used to see plenty of hot girls (50/50 split between milf types and teens) come through all the time.

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I work at a large company... and let me tell you, there are girls EVERYWHERE... I mean its to the point where its almost bad because I just cant help but stare at some point... I mean its like fishing with dynamite... its not even fair... luckily I've reeled in one of these lovley young ladies.

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Im a chef at a chophouse and with an all male back of the house (obv) and all of us being typical guys between the ages of 22-29, we lovvum da ladies. The owner is gay so no female waitstaff but the hostesses, holy jehovah.

TY for hiring hot hostesses.

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[quote=mredskins;571439]We have a lot F threads so I figured to start a TY (thank you) thread.

We have a good number of hot girls in my office and let me tell you they make the day go by much easier. We have roughly 500 people in my office so [b]us guys will pipe up[/b] when one of us haves a "sighting". We also had a couple have some enlargment surgerys done. It is funny cause they will be out for a week or so and then come back and you are like HOLY HANNAH!

Thank god for summer time and interns. =)

Let me say I am happily married but a guy can look. =)[/quote]

Giggidy.

So shall we be expecting pics to verify the "hotness" of your co-workers?

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^ sorry not happening in my office on cameras can't even bring your cell phone in security pats me down daily.

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LOL great thread!!! I'm in a small office that was just a shit-show for talent when I started but got very nice once I took over the hiring.

Like someone said about posting pics...uhhhh can't imagine too many companies don't have some kind of "no random pictures" policy but hey those who can post should!

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i work in a factory, so i all i see are a bunch of boon daggers

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[quote=The Goat;571969]LOL great thread!!! I'm in a small office that was just a shit-show for talent when I started but got very nice once I took over the hiring.

Like someone said about posting pics...uhhhh can't imagine too many companies don't have some kind of "no random pictures" policy but hey those who can post should![/quote]

Basically I'm currently holding the position of my predecessor who worked here and was fired for shooting up-skirt videos of the students. He worked in IT but was often found videotaping in the gym. His last video was our senior network guy's daughter...

Charges are pending...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;572035]Basically I'm currently holding the position of my predecessor who worked here and was fired for shooting up-skirt videos of the students. He worked in IT but was often found videotaping in the gym. His last video was our senior network guy's daughter...

Charges are pending...[/quote]

Damn, and registered sex offender status to boot.

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Yup, if you saw the guy, you wouldn't be surprised. I mean he is the stereotypical SUPER creep.

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There is always someone who ruins a good thing. What a dirt bag.

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I work in a large population of women as well. I am one of very few male administrators/secretaries. Average age: 50, Average rating: 2.5

Needless to say, i do a lot of inter-office couriering to the 2's, and i'll walk the half mile(this building is bigger than dulles airport), to deliver to a 6.

Speaking of rating systems. Every 5 years that passes in my life, the same looking girls get a 1 point boost. What's up with that? I'm worried that when i'm 80, i'm going to be like, "yo, that old guy over there is sorta hot"

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[quote=Monksdown;572058]I work in a large population of women as well. I am one of very few male administrators/secretaries. Average age: 50, Average rating: 2.5

Needless to say, i do a lot of inter-office couriering to the 2's, and i'll walk the half mile(this building is bigger than dulles airport), to deliver to a 6.

Speaking of rating systems. Every 5 years that passes in my life, the same looking girls get a 1 point boost. What's up with that? I'm worried that when i'm 80,[B] i'm going to be like, "yo, that old [U]guy [/U]over there is sorta hot"[/B][/quote]
I would be very worried about you saying that too

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[quote=mredskins;571457]In my department we only have soccer moms and they are not hot but like I said there is about 500 people here so if we see one we don't know their names so we come up with codes for them. It also allows us to talk about them with soccer moms around because they have no idea what the codes are.

There is one that is particular hot and my buddy was like you have to walk by her cube. So I walk clear across the building to see her. Well as soon as I look in she happens to turn at the same time and says "can I help you". I was like "ah ah ah no and ran off", LOL! Never gone down there since.[/quote]

I work at home, so I have no women in my office...or anyone else for that matter.

However, I live 1 block from Colorado State University and there are always hot chicks walking by. Not too many beautiful women, but plenty of hot girls. I find myself smoking on the porch more than usual.

My buddies and I have a code, where we say, "it looks like it's gonna rain at 3 o'clock," and that means hot chick at your 3 o'clock. Works well when you're outside, but you could probably use it indoors as well.

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I have two women in my office and they are OK but I decided its better to hire the OK rather then the hot chick your always checking out. Back in the 80's when my dad was a boss they caught some guy using a mirrow on his shoe to look up womens dresses. If I was young and needing a summer time job I try to get a job a a Tanning Salon. I was eating a couple weeks pass at a place besides one and man the girls going in and out of their made it tuff to eat.

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I work at a law firm. Heller Keller would rise out of her grave find Bigfoot before you found a good looking person in my office.

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Pretty diverse mix where I work...there is however one girl who sits a couple of offices from me and...well, do you guys remember the comic strip Broom Hilda?

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[quote=SmootSmack;572204]Pretty diverse mix where I work...there is however one girl who sits a couple of offices from me and...well, do you guys remember the comic strip Broom Hilda?[/quote]

Haha yeah. I used to enjoy that strip. At least you have a "diverse" mix though.

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[quote=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;572202]I work at a law firm. Heller Keller would rise out of her grave find Bigfoot before you found a good looking person in my office.[/quote]
LMAO! Sig Worthy...