The Rant Thread
 

Mad about the Skins losing the season opener?

Is Daniel Snyder the worse owner in the NFL?

Someone cut you off in traffic today?

Do you just feel like kicking your dog?

Let it all out here!

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i laughed just reading the thread title. im sure you will have lots of replies to this

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Nice thread D Rave :)

But tell you what, let's keep this thread about ranting everything non-Redskins related. We have too many Redskins related rant threads already

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No, I am going to RANT on the REDSKINS!!!

WTF! If JC fumbles away another game, he should be cut.

If Zorn can't get his medium head out of his medium ass, he should go back to selling milk and driving a VW bug.

If Laron can't friggin tackle, he should get a new tatoo saying "I suck"

If Danny and Vinny really think we have o-line depth, they should put their crack pipes down now.

Ah, that's better.

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Rogers drops another game changing int. man do they not have him practice catching balls?

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Eff you Santana Moss. You suck! You and Portis need to learn how to speak English. I be this, they is that. Shut the Eff up!

Hall, you're a swindler! I'm not that mad at you though. Taking money from Danny Boy is like stealing from a baby. At least you have enough balls to own up on your own eff ups, these days.

Eff you Danny Boy! Can't find a real coach to come over here can you? You know why? It's because you've stirred up a huge shit cloud over this organization. A blind man wouldn't come near it. Cowher, no sir, Chucky, eff you, Shanahan, please leave a message, Al Groh, yeah I think I'll stick to this and see where it takes me, Rocky and Bullwinkle, can't be reached.

Ahh, I feel better.

Oh yeah, eff you too Vinny! I've two words for you, offensive tackle.

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It took me a while to get into it, I even gave up at one point after only a few chapters only to completely start over a few months later, but I really liked this book...
[URL="http://www.amazon.com/Rant-Oral-Biography-Buster-Casey/dp/0385517874"]RANT: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey.[/URL]

If you've never read anything by Chuck Palahniuk I probably wouldn't recommend you start with this one (or Haunted) but if you have read him and you like him I'd say this is pretty original.

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^ I really really try to like Chuck P. but his books are just so far out there at times. I have kind of giving up on him.

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I hate cell phones. I'd like to take ever cell phone T it up and smash it with my driver.

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i am very disapointed in cambell he is not even as good as i thought. we can blame the defence all day long but we know it was cambell stinking up the place!my god man bench yourself you are freaking horrible! what a embarresment to the coaching staff after getting stripped of the football you make such a pathetic effort to recover the ball that osi rumbles in for the score.you suck cambell you suck you suck you suck!!

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My wallets to small for my 50's and my diamond shoes are too tight

Life sucks

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[quote=redskinjim;589476]i am very disapointed in cambell he is not even as good as i thought. we can blame the defence all day long but we know it was cambell stinking up the place!my god man bench yourself you are freaking horrible! what a embarresment to the coaching staff after getting stripped of the football you make such a pathetic effort to recover the ball that osi rumbles in for the score.you suck cambell you suck you suck you suck!![/quote]Who is Cambell?

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;589489]My wallets to small for my 50's and my diamond shoes are too tight

Life sucks[/quote]That's like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they’re still covered with schmutz.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;589493]That's like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they’re still covered with schmutz.[/quote]

Oh, and don't get me started on the absurdly awful job of washing my Aston Martin that the Indonesian children I keep in my basement are doing.

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I hate the fact that Superiors do not understand that you are busy enough already. Your essential programs are not working properly and are being worked on by the engineer, and they still request results that are impossible to deliver. I will do my job when the engineer fixes his shit, until then, fu** off!

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Another one:

seems like this frigin team is not all that pissed at the loss. Just kind of wrote it off: well, it the giants on the road, tough team, blah, blah, gotta improve, gotta stop making mistakes.

I no longer live in NYC but I did for 20 years. I cannot tell you how friggin painful it is to have to eat sh** from gints fans and have nothing to say back. They own us. We are their prison bitches. This should really bother a pro football team, but it doesn't really seem to.

Oy.

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Here's my rant, don't we have enough Skins related rant threads going on right now? We can't even escape it in the parking lot? My lord.

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[quote=Mattyk72;589603]Here's my rant, don't we have enough Skins related rant threads going on right now? We can't even escape it in the parking lot? My lord.[/quote]

My plea fell on deaf ears

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[quote=JWsleep;589532]Another one:

seems like this frigin team is not all that pissed at the loss. Just kind of wrote it off: well, it the giants on the road, tough team, blah, blah, gotta improve, gotta stop making mistakes.

I no longer live in NYC but I did for 20 years. I cannot tell you how friggin painful it is to have to eat sh** from gints fans and have nothing to say back. They own us. We are their prison bitches. This should really bother a pro football team, but it doesn't really seem to.

Oy.[/quote]

That's because the overpaid nancys don't care. We pay their bills and they treat us like filthy blighters!

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[quote=SmootSmack;589609]My plea fell on deaf ears[/quote]

There sure are some hella dumb threads going on right now. I've always said the collective IQ of the board drops about 20 points after a loss. The theory is holding true.

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[quote=Mattyk72;589620]There sure are some hella dumb threads going on right now. I've always said the collective IQ of the board drops about 20 points after a loss. The theory is holding true.[/quote]

I basically just lurk after losses because fighting the idiocy is a such a waste of time around here.

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well m going to rant . .

got a freakin broken hand this weekend, two a holes started stuff with my girl, 1 was b/c she was wearing a skins visor saturday afternoon and this drunk ahole says "i dont care ill cut a bitch" then puts his freakin blade on the bar, we walk out she explains to me what happened (i was talkin to the bartender friend of ours), i go back to bar he comes out and starts apologizing, etc. so my girl is bartending that night, hear some commotion out front and this 40 something year old yuppy was yelling at my girl, i step in fornt of her and he says "yeah i just tiped your girl a dollar on a 45 dollar taB", so i say "waht does that make you" . . .

then im drunk and pissed, go back to other bar to find dude with blade, he sees me first hes with his girl now, we bro hug it out, lost my check card last week, my god damn paycheck couldnt be cashed friday b/c there was insuff. funds, couldnt find my car when i woke up sunday morning, had to walk all aorund balt in my haynesworth jersey, still couldnt find it, called cops at 311 to report it lost/stolen, finally found my car, then had to call 911 to report it found . . . i am literally now being attacked by a freakin lil flying insect as i type this now and im on the 5th floor of a nice office building, f this im out of here to go sit in the 95 parking lot . . .

not to mention i watched the skins game on sunday

go skins!!

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[quote=over the mountain;589740]well m going to rant . .

got a freakin broken hand this weekend, two a holes started stuff with my girl, 1 was b/c she was wearing a skins visor saturday afternoon and this drunk ahole says "i dont care ill cut a bitch" then puts his freakin blade on the bar, we walk out she explains to me what happened (i was talkin to the bartender friend of ours), i go back to bar he comes out and starts apologizing, etc. so my girl is bartending that night, hear some commotion out front and this 40 something year old yuppy was yelling at my girl, i step in fornt of her and he says "yeah i just tiped your girl a dollar on a 45 dollar taB", so i say "waht does that make you" . . .

then im drunk and pissed, go back to other bar to find dude with blade, he sees me first hes with his girl now, we bro hug it out, lost my check card last week, my god damn paycheck couldnt be cashed friday b/c there was insuff. funds, couldnt find my car when i woke up sunday morning, had to walk all aorund balt in my haynesworth jersey, still couldnt find it, called cops at 311 to report it lost/stolen, finally found my car, then had to call 911 to report it found . . . i am literally now being attacked by a freakin lil flying insect as i type this now and im on the 5th floor of a nice office building, f this im out of here to go sit in the 95 parking lot . . .

not to mention i watched the skins game on sunday

go skins!![/quote]

Sounds like you hang out in some nice places.LOL

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[quote=over the mountain;589740]well m going to rant . .

got a freakin broken hand this weekend, two a holes started stuff with my girl, 1 was b/c she was wearing a skins visor saturday afternoon and this drunk ahole says "i dont care ill cut a bitch" then puts his freakin blade on the bar, we walk out she explains to me what happened (i was talkin to the bartender friend of ours), i go back to bar he comes out and starts apologizing, etc. so my girl is bartending that night, hear some commotion out front and this 40 something year old yuppy was yelling at my girl, i step in fornt of her and he says "yeah i just tiped your girl a dollar on a 45 dollar taB", so i say "waht does that make you" . . .

then im drunk and pissed, go back to other bar to find dude with blade, he sees me first hes with his girl now, we bro hug it out, lost my check card last week, my god damn paycheck couldnt be cashed friday b/c there was insuff. funds, couldnt find my car when i woke up sunday morning, had to walk all aorund balt in my haynesworth jersey, still couldnt find it, called cops at 311 to report it lost/stolen, finally found my car, then had to call 911 to report it found . . . i am literally now being attacked by a freakin lil flying insect as i type this now and im on the 5th floor of a nice office building, f this im out of here to go sit in the 95 parking lot . . .

not to mention i watched the skins game on sunday

go skins!![/quote]Now [B]THAT [/B]was a rant!

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ok,

seriously,

HOW ABOUT LOOKING AT THE THREADS IN THE CURRENT LIST BEFORE MAKING A NEW THREAD. Is it really hard to look and see if a topic, say, Indian Group taking name to High Court, exists, BEFORE starting a thread, say Name and Logo, about the SAME DAMN ISSUE. And then in the thread ASKING if anyone else had a link. Holy Moly Mother of Cabbage. Is it that frikkin hard. Bad enough we have 20 negative threads saying the same bloody thing, but GEEZ at least I understand people wanting to express their specific problem with the game, and if they were 20 positives after a blowout I wouldn't care how many there are. But when the same topic is maybe 5 threads below the one you are starting, YOU DIDN"T EVEN LOOK. No way no how uh uh don't believe you could have. Son of a female puppy, My goodness, what can Matty do to make it easier than putting the search for topic Button RIGHT NEXT TO the thread title. Hello, is anybody out there?????

Thanks, I feel not one bit better, but it was fun while it lasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;589758]ok,

seriously,

HOW ABOUT LOOKING AT THE THREADS IN THE CURRENT LIST BEFORE MAKING A NEW THREAD. Is it really hard to look and see if a topic, say, Indian Group taking name to High Court, exists, BEFORE starting a thread, say Name and Logo, about the SAME DAMN ISSUE. And then in the thread ASKING if anyone else had a link. Holy Moly Mother of Cabbage. Is it that frikkin hard. Bad enough we have 20 negative threads saying the same bloody thing, but GEEZ at least I understand people wanting to express their specific problem with the game, and if they were 20 positives after a blowout I wouldn't care how many there are. But when the same topic is maybe 5 threads below the one you are starting, YOU DIDN"T EVEN LOOK. No way no how uh uh don't believe you could have. Son of a female puppy, My goodness, what can Matty do to make it easier than putting the search for topic Button RIGHT NEXT TO the thread title. Hello, is anybody out there?????

Thanks, I feel not one bit better, but it was fun while it lasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]


Some people just like to start threads like Monica liked cigars.

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I hate bad jokes.

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[quote=Angry;589500]I hate the fact that Superiors do not understand that you are busy enough already. Your essential programs are not working properly and are being worked on by the engineer, and they still request results that are impossible to deliver. I will do my job when the engineer fixes his shit, until then, fu** off![/quote]1)Please provide an hourly status report on the progress to fix the programs
2) make sure to properly document the engineering time on the fix.
3) Also provide a synopsis of what effect the program downtime has on operations

:laughing-

I feel your pain.

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;589758]ok,

seriously,

HOW ABOUT LOOKING AT THE THREADS IN THE CURRENT LIST BEFORE MAKING A NEW THREAD. Is it really hard to look and see if a topic, say, Indian Group taking name to High Court, exists, BEFORE starting a thread, say Name and Logo, about the SAME DAMN ISSUE. And then in the thread ASKING if anyone else had a link. Holy Moly Mother of Cabbage. Is it that frikkin hard. Bad enough we have 20 negative threads saying the same bloody thing, but GEEZ at least I understand people wanting to express their specific problem with the game, and if they were 20 positives after a blowout I wouldn't care how many there are. But when the same topic is maybe 5 threads below the one you are starting, YOU DIDN"T EVEN LOOK. No way no how uh uh don't believe you could have. Son of a female puppy, My goodness, what can Matty do to make it easier than putting the search for topic Button RIGHT NEXT TO the thread title. Hello, is anybody out there?????

Thanks, I feel not one bit better, but it was fun while it lasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

I'd be in favor of a 6 month ban on starting threads if you start a blatant dup. It is driving me crazy up in this junx.

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I just try to stay away from the gameday threads post-game. Things get too crazy, especially after a loss. It really isn't worth it.

I dont know how Matty, SS and all the other mods try to control people, threads, etc. All bets are off, and it is a free-for-all. Props to them for staying in the fire lol.

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This site needs porn...

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Why is merging so freaking difficult for people? And where does there always have to be that one a-hole that has to butt in front of everyone for no good reason? Is it that important to get one spot ahead? Really?

And how come I work in a "paperless" office yet everyone is always printing?

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[B]Note to board:[/B]
I am currently.....rant free

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I hate people who feel the need to say that they are rant free on a thread where everyone is coming to read a good rant. Are they so self-absorbed that they don't see the need to vent through good ranting? Or am I too conceited to acknowledge that some one might be having a good day and not need to rant. I hate conceited people who can't celebrate a good rant free day, they have no clue how to enjoy life. And I hate people who start every rant saying they hate people. I just hate that.

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When you're not feeling well and can't make it to work, do you call in, or do you call out? What's the proper term?

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[quote=JWsleep;589532]Another one:

seems like this frigin team is not all that pissed at the loss. Just kind of wrote it off: well, it the giants on the road, tough team, blah, blah, gotta improve, gotta stop making mistakes.

I no longer live in NYC but I did for 20 years. I cannot tell you how friggin painful it is to have to eat sh** from gints fans and have nothing to say back. They own us. We are their prison bitches. This should really bother a pro football team, but it doesn't really seem to.

Oy.[/quote]

Here's Cooley's take on your complaint:

"I mean, fans are the best coaches in the world," Cooley joked. "And a little bit to their credit, [I]so[/I] are a lot of us. In hindsight, calling a game is so easy. And a lot of the things that we do [wrong] are simple mistakes to fix. In hindsight, things are great. It's so hard to do what we do. And it's not like high school football, where guys can just go out and play.

"I understand that everyone's upset, but they need to understand that this is the most important thing in our lives as well, and that we're the ones spending all the time and doing everything, and it matters. I mean, as much as it matters to any fan, to me, it's [I]my life[/I]."

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I hate elementary statistics.

I understand I'm a psych major and since I'm going to grad school, I'll have to do a lot of research, but damnit, math sucks and I want it to die a slow and painful death.

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I pay $800/mo for health insurance and still have $50 deductibles? WTF?

I can't get my 2nd mortgage subordinated to refinance b/c I owe 90% of my home's value? FU Bank of America.

Ahhh...I feel a little better already. I'll be back.

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;589982]I hate people who feel the need to say that they are rant free on a thread where everyone is coming to read a good rant. Are they so self-absorbed that they don't see the need to vent through good ranting? Or am I too conceited to acknowledge that some one might be having a good day and not need to rant. I hate conceited people who can't celebrate a good rant free day, they have no clue how to enjoy life. And I hate people who start every rant saying they hate people. I just hate that.[/quote]
HATER.........
you might be happier in NYC, or possibly LA? Your continous ranting, and hating would go unnoticed

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I hate rushing into the store to grabe an item and then there is someone in the 12 item line with a basket full. It makes matters worse when the pin head cashier does not say anything. I will note that if you have a few items over its no big deal.