Cowboys = Stupidity
 

I thought that Cowgirl fans were stupid. But I guess it doesn't stop there. The failed party zone experiment plans were a epic fail. But the players are equally if not more stupid (ie. Martellus Bennett).

Cowboys were asked to take the same exam the cheerleaders took and only one player, Marcus Spears, passed with flying colors. One player thought that "Broadway" Joe played for the Cowpukes. LMFAO

Click link below to LOL!!

[URL="http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/3759/cowboys-struggle-with-cheerleader-exam"]Cowboys struggle with cheerleader exam - NFC East - ESPN[/URL]

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I just wish they had asked to name the cowturds owner to see how many knew the answer . No questions about T.O. and the popcorn ?..... how bout calling them the dumbass cownerds ?

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[quote=budw38;594950]I just wish they had asked to name the cowturds owner to see how many knew the answer . No questions about T.O. and the popcorn ?..... how bout calling them the dumbass cownerds ?[/quote]

Well cow[B]nerds[/B] would actually imply that they are intelligent. Cowterds sounds better..lol

I was amazed at the stupidity..lol.

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[quote]Well cownerds would actually imply that there are intelligent.[/quote]
Well cownerds would actually imply that they're intelligent.

Irony win.

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Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.

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[quote=Daseal;594958]Well cownerds would actually imply that they're intelligent.

Irony win.[/quote]

:doh:

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[quote=sandtrapjack;594973]Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.[/quote]

Touche'!! Good one!! Maybe you should switch sides with Daseal. At least you have a good comeback.

But I guess we found out who the nerd is. I will proof read my comments from now on. That way people like you won't have anything to feel important about.

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[quote=sandtrapjack;594973]Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.[/quote]

I gotta admit, that was full of win.

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That Pat Watkins sure is bright. :(

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[quote=sandtrapjack;594973]Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.[/quote]
Well, they asked some Cowboy recievers, if they took the test, could they pass? Alas, they never got the chance as it always went to the opposing team.
Maybe they should try the Cowboy QB? Sorry.....same result

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[quote=dmvskinzfan08;594984]And your response also means you are anal. PRICK!!

Instead of joining in on the fun you want to chime in on a grammatical error. Douche!

Whose side are you on again?[/quote]

Dude, on another thread you claimed to treat Warpath others with respect.

Here, epic respect fail.

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[quote=Hog1;594993]Well, they asked some Cowboy recievers, if they took the test, could they pass? Alas, they never got the chance as it always went to the opposing team.
Maybe they should try the Cowboy QB? Sorry.....same result[/quote]

That was brilliant!

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[quote=Lotus;594995]Dude, on another thread you claimed to treat Warpath others with respect.

Here, epic respect fail.[/quote]

Dude please. I have no respect for those who go around on forums looking for grammatical errors or throw out insults. We are supposed to be ragging on the cowboys. But someone always has to be an ass. Like I said stick to the topic and add something relevant.

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[quote=dmvskinzfan08;594984]And your response also means you are anal. PRICK!!

Instead of joining in on the fun you want to chime in on a grammatical error. Douche!

Whose side are you on again?[/quote]

You need to calm down and quit getting so agitated so easily so often.

Here's the deal, you're on zero tolerance. One more outburst and you're getting banned. And that'd be a shame because you're a decent member of the board.

(and I'm being the good cop here, I can't promise Matty will be so tolerant)

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[quote=SmootSmack;594996]That was brilliant![/quote]


Now back to laughing at the Cowboys.

Who had the gif with Jerry in his box looking at the Jumbotron with a video of Romo crying. That was hilarious.

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[quote=dmvskinzfan08;594999]That was quite funny!! Well if someone is being a smart ass with me. I will be one back. Just because someone is being sly with their put downs doesn't mean they aren't putting someone down. They start it. I end it.[/quote]

You need to calm down is what you need to do.

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[quote=sandtrapjack;594973]Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.[/quote]

Only teams that have'nt won a playoff game in over a decade were being tested. The Redskins didn't qualify.

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[quote=dmvskinzfan08;594997]Dude please. I have no respect for those who go around on forums looking for gramamtical errors or throw out insults. We are supposed to be raggin on the cowboys. But someone always has to be an ass. Like I said stick to the topic and add something relevant.[/quote]

Dude, the original writing mistake was yours. Own your mistake rather than getting upset with others.

The disrespectful outburst was yours. Own your mistake rather than getting upset with others.

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[quote=Lotus;595013]Dude, the original writing mistake was yours. Own your mistake rather than getting upset with others.

The disrespectful outburst was yours. Own your mistake rather than getting upset with others.[/quote]

You are quite right. That's why I corrected it a while ago. It was more out of me not proofreading instead of stupidity. But I get ganged up on regularly. So regardless of what the mistake was. We need to stick to the topic at hand. Because all it does it distract from talking about football.

I will take everything with a grain of salt from now on. But anal (know-it-all) people are a pet peeve of mine. But it seems as soon as I post something certain people zoom in and try to find something.

From now on I will make my insults more covert. Is that better?

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[quote=dmvskinzfan08;595029]You are quite right. That's why I corrected it a while ago. It was more out of me not proofreading instead of stupidity. But I get ganged up on regularly. So regardless of what the mistake was. We need to stick to the topic at hand. Because all it does it distract from talking about football.

I will take everything with a grain of salt from now on. But anal (know-it-all) people are a pet peeve of mine. But it seems as soon as I post something certain people zoom in and try to find something.

From now on I will make my insults more covert. Is that better?[/quote]

Orrrr... You could be the bigger person and completely ignore them.

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[quote=dmvskinzfan08;595029]You are quite right. That's why I corrected it a while ago. It was more out of me not proofreading instead of stupidity. But I get ganged up on regularly. So regardless of what the mistake was. We need to stick to the topic at hand. Because all it does it distract from talking about football.

I will take everything with a grain of salt from now on. But anal (know-it-all) people are a pet peeve of mine. But it seems as soon as I post something certain people zoom in and try to find something.

From now on I will make my insults more covert. Is that better?[/quote]

How about this: if you make a mistake, and someone else points it out, you say, "Sorry, my bad." Then we can all move on and stick to the topic.

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[quote=SmootSmack;595000]You need to calm down is what you need to do.[/quote]
:censored:

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[quote=dmvskinzfan08;595034]:censored:[/quote]
AND..........some times it is helpful to have a "thick skin". I have found this most useful. It greatly improves the taste of the Crow I have eaten from time to time.........

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[quote=Lotus;595032]How about this: if you make a mistake, and someone else points it out, you say, "Sorry, my bad." Then we can all move on and stick to the topic.[/quote]

You know what. I will jsut sit back and read the threads. I have nothing to contribute to this board anymore. I myself try to bring good information maybe a little fun to this board and I usually start decent threads. I don't go around being the grammar police. Are we true football fans? That drink beer. Belch. Genuinely hate the Cowboys. Sit on the lazy boy with our hands in our pants. Yelling at the screen. The ones who go to the game and tailgate with some burgers and dogs.

Or are we wine and cheese eating. Uptight. Snobbish. Narcissists. Who roam the boards and talk about correct spellings and typos. Who sit on the couch with a polo shirt eating hors d'oeuvres? I love the people on this board for the most part because we are freaking brothers/sisters who bleed burgundy and gold. But yet a cowboy fans gets more respect than I. But I respect that cowyboy fan. Because he could have easily poked fun at me for that error. But he didn't!

Having intelligent debate is one thing. Being anal is not. IRONY WIN

Go figure!!

HTTR!!

DIE HARD SKINS FAN TO THE DEATH.

This is football not grammar school!!

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[quote=Hog1;595035]AND..........some times it is helpful to have a "thick skin". I have found this most useful. It greatly improves the taste of the Crow I have eaten from time to time.........[/quote]

I respect that!!

This goes from attacking the cowgirls to attacking a fellow fan...

All I can say is WOW.

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[quote=dmvskinzfan08;595041]You know what. I have nothing to contribute to this board anymore. I myself try to bring good information maybe a little fun to this board and I usually start decent threads. I don't go around being the grammar police. Are we true football fans. That drink beer. Belch. Genuinely hate the Cowboys. Sit on the lazy boy with our hands in our pants. Yelling at the screen. The ones who go to the game and tailgate with some burgers and dogs.

Or are we wine and cheese eating. Uptight. Snobbish. Narcissists. Who roam the boards and talk about correct spellings and typos. Who sit on the couch with a polo shirt eating hors d'oeuvres? I love the people on this board for the most part because we are freaking brothers/sisters who bleed burgundy and gold. But yet a cowboy fans gets more respect than I. But I respect that cowyboy fan to. Because he could have easily poked fun at me for that error. But he didn't!

Go figure!!

HTTR!!

DIE HARD SKINS FAN TO THE DEATH.

This is football not grammar school!![/quote]


Everyone can be a homer and drink the kool-aid, so long as they aren't a total ass about it.

And Daseal was just poking fun at your spelling. People poke fun at firstdown because nobody can understand what he types and he doesn't get all twisted up about it.

While you contribute lots of important ideas and opinions to the board, its like you totally take 2 steps backwards and start getting extremely defensive about little things and start screaming and taking personal jabs at people.

Trust me, I love the people on this board like my own little online family, but I am definitely not gonna take a BAN over them. Just chill out dude. That's all it takes.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;595046]Everyone can be a homer and drink the kool-aid, so long as they aren't a total ass about it.

And Daseal was just poking fun at your spelling. People poke fun at firstdown because nobody can understand what he types and he doesn't get all twisted up about it.

While you contribute lots of important ideas and opinions to the board, its like you totally take 2 steps backwards and start getting extremely defensive about little things and start screaming and taking personal jabs at people.

Trust me, I love the people on this board like my own little online family, but I am definitely not gonna take a BAN over them. Just chill out dude. That's all it takes.[/quote]

Your right dude. I just can't stand anal people!! To me people like this are worse than trolls. I just hate that it takes us off topic. My apologies to SS as the moderator. Thanks for being the good cop..lol.

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You need to calm down and stop flipping your shit dude. When you comment in a thread about intelligence, or lack there of, I think it's important to at least use the correct version of there/their/they're when insulting others. My grammar is far from perfect, and I've caught flack for it before, mainly over IM from other members. I laughed it off, called myself an idiot and moved on from the situation.

I thought the irony of the situation was humorous and so I pointed it out.

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[quote=sandtrapjack;594973]Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.[/quote]
We saw it but our pencils broke right around the 12.

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[quote=Daseal;595051]You need to calm down and stop flipping your shit dude. When you comment in a thread about intelligence, or lack there of, I think it's important to at least use the correct version of there/their/they're when insulting others. My grammar is far from perfect, and I've caught flack for it before, mainly over IM from other members. I laughed it off, called myself an idiot and moved on from the situation.

I thought the irony of the situation was humorous and so I pointed it out.[/quote]

:Flush:

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[quote=tryfuhl;595053]we saw it but our pencils broke right around the 12.[/quote]

lmao

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[quote=sandtrapjack;594973]Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.[/quote]

That was funny

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Well they asked the Cowboys to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the first round of the playoffs and they didn't show up.

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I love bashing the cowboys as much as the next, but seriously, I imagine the cheerleaders a) have a training manual which they study for the test, and b) have a much more global appeal and need more awareness for the publicity shoots.

Sandtrap: the endzone joke was a good one.

the best: The WR/QB joke

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;595065]I love bashing the cowboys as much as the next, but seriously, I imagine the cheerleaders a) have a training manual which they study for the test, and b) have a much more global appeal and need more awareness for the publicity shoots.

Sandtrap: the endzone joke was a good one.

the best: The WR/QB joke[/quote]

Have you ever seen the cheerleader challenge when they have to match the jersey with the picture of the player? HILARIOUS

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[quote=dmvskinzfan08;594946]I thought that Cowgirl fans were stupid. But I guess it doesn't stop there. The failed party zone experiment plans were a epic fail. But the players are equally if not more stupid (ie. Martellus Bennett).

Cowboys were asked to take the same exam the cheerleaders took and only one player, Marcus Spears, passed with flying colors. One player thought that "Broadway" Joe played for the Cowpukes. LMFAO

Click link below to LOL!!

[URL="http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/3759/cowboys-struggle-with-cheerleader-exam"]Cowboys struggle with cheerleader exam - NFC East - ESPN[/URL][/quote]

[B]Did anyone catch it was a joke??[/B]

"Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

S Pat Watkins, who answered, "Joe Namath and Troy Aikman." Yep, who can forget [I]ol' Beltway Joe[/I]?"

[B]He was not serious people lol, he was being a smart arse. [/B]

Governor question I think majority of Americans can barley name that one, so I can see why they got that wrong. How many football players have you ever seen or known that were into politics hardcore? I don't know any really from school or the ones I dated.

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[quote=Valleyranchgirl;595125][B]Did anyone catch it was a joke??[/B]

"Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

S Pat Watkins, who answered, "Joe Namath and Troy Aikman." Yep, who can forget [I]ol' Beltway Joe[/I]?"

[B]He was not serious people lol, he was being a smart arse. [/B]

Governor question I think majority of Americans can barley name that one, so I can see why they got that wrong. How many football players have you ever seen or known that were into politics hardcore?[B] I don't know any really from school or the ones I dated.[/B][/quote]

Never dated Shuler, Largent, or Watts I take it

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[quote=sandtrapjack;594973]Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.[/quote]

Lol that's pretty good, but atleast we can STOP teams in the red zone lol

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[quote=Valleyranchgirl;595125][B]Did anyone catch it was a joke??[/B]

"Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

S Pat Watkins, who answered, "Joe Namath and Troy Aikman." Yep, who can forget [I]ol' Beltway Joe[/I]?"

[B][I]He was not serious people lol, he was being a smart arse.[/I] [/B]

Governor question I think majority of Americans can barley name that one, so I can see why they got that wrong. [B][I]How many football players have you ever seen or known that were into politics hardcore?[/I][/B] I don't know any really from school or the ones I dated.[/quote]

1) That was Reilly's joke, not Watkins' joke.
2) You don't have to be into politics "hardcore" to know the governor of the state within which you live. You don't need to be into politics "hardcore" to name governors of other states. If you can't name the governor of your own state, you are just dumb.

Let's face it, the Cowboys locker room is not full of the sharpest knives in the drawer. Heck, some Cowboys have even discovered dinosaurs on vacation, as Marty B wrote in his blog!

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[quote=Lotus;595146]1) You don't need to be into politics "hardcore" to name governors of other states. [B]If you can't name the governor of your own state, you are just dumb.[/B]

Let's face it, the [B]Cowboys locker room is not full of the sharpest knives in the drawer. [/B] Heck, some Cowboys have even discovered dinosaurs on vacation, as Marty B wrote in his blog![/quote]

I remember seeing Jay Leno and another show where they sometimes ask random questions about who the governor of their state is and there was a lot of "Uh Uh"..I I figure the average American does not know. Why do I think that? Because I went to college (the class was Anatomy & Physiology II) and this brunette girl thought it is ok to use a INK PEN on a SCANTRON test, lol just stupid. Sad part is, the teacher had another student do the same dumb thing in the past.

The part about not being very bright is an 32 NFL team problem. I would rather pass on reading Marty B's blog or anyone's.