TMC will live forever:
 

[URL="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6267901/Chemical-in-sperm-may-slow-ageing-process.html"]Scientific Discovery![/URL]

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Hey honey, did you know that fellatio will help you live longer? Brilliant!

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so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.

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awesome thread title.

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I thought this thread was a triubute to TheMalcolmConnection. LOL

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It is.

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What most of you don't know is that while I'm almost 28 in age, I look 3.

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"British newspaper has prophesied the coming of a “wonder pill that could extend lifespan by up to 25 years”, the truth is that human trials, let alone treatment, are a very long way off. "

A pill? I ain't gay.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;605063]What most of you don't know is that while I'm almost 28 in age, I look 3.[/quote]

So its almost like pre puberty when nothing comes out?

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^Haha TMC shoots blanks.

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LOL His penis dry heaves.

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Now I understand the saying "Dirty Old Men".

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[quote=wolfeskins;604924]so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.[/quote]I think all the booze, coke, and "internal abuse" counteracts any of the positive effects. Basically, they're F'd in more ways than one.

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In an article titled “Key to a long life found (again)”, the patient information website NHS Choices points out that while this is an exciting area for future research, it will take many more years of study including lab tests and further animal trials [COLOR="Red"]before it can be safely tested on humans. [/COLOR]

Safely tested on humans? Man these guys really need to get out of the office/lab.

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[quote=wolfeskins;604924]so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.[/quote]
there are non-whores in porn?

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[quote=hooskins;607898]^Haha TMC shoots blanks.[/quote]

More like small puffs of air.