It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Play along if you know the rules:

Fall winds are blowing
Losing football yet again
Thank you Dan and Vin

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maroon and black or
burgundy and gold matters
none when you are old

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danny and vinny
no business with a team
it must be the scheme

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like zorn calling plays
the beatles starring ringo
not a chance , BINGO

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campbell hits behind
no wonder that they call it
an offensive line

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The redskins are so bad,
Always make me very mad,
Big butts make me glad

Bam, even rhymed

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another damn sack
i effing wish that we had
those three draft picks back

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Clutching head in hands
Throwing shit at the TV
Its Redskins Sunday.

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Joe gibbs left us this?
brian orakpo uses
all my syllables

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sherm to cal plays now
it cant be worse than zorny
or maybe it can?

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Yearly the question,
I'm embarassed to answer:
"What team do you like?"

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Autumn hopes and joys
Left in the hands of the Skins
Soon become regret.

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sporting alt logos
is sort of bush league i think
fans sport skins only

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Same story, different year
Portis lost his second gear
Time for drunk thread with a beer.

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Third and eight, we throw for six
Campbell refuses to throw for six
So much for ten and six.

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It's Redskins Sunday
The empty endzone taunts us
We lose to KC

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Haiku format is
five seven five nubs
mods please ban culprits

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For real some can't count,
Is it actually that hard?
Yeah, I am an ass.

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Skins jokes left and right
Even the Lions can laugh
At least there's the Caps

From Bingo to booth
I doubt much will really change
Will Sherm call B Nine?

Touchdown Redskins! Score!
Win Super Bowl Number Four
Vinny's still here? Shit.

These are fun!

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Glory days all gone by,
how it makes me cry,
bleeding still burgundy and gold,
a fan until I'm old.

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6
5
8
6
?

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[quote=Angry;613277]6
5
8
6
?[/quote]Don't stifle skinsguy's creativity!

Angry is rigid
Much like Zorn and his system
Stay medium, friend.

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;613282]Don't stifle skinsguy's creativity!

Angry is rigid
Much like Zorn and his system
Stay medium, friend.[/quote]

^BRAVO!




Eighteen years gone by
Is end to misery near
Bring back winning times

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[quote=hooskins;613248]Haiku format is
five seven five nubs
mods please ban culprits[/quote]

lol nice

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Glory days are gone
Oh when will we win again
Not this year it seems

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Riggo talking smack
Hard to dispute what he says
Hire a real GM

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Play six games, lose four
Matty starts a haiku thread
Now all hope is dead

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A Big Game Monday night
Will go there instead
With A punpkin over my head

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[quote=firstdown;613301]A Big Game Monday night
Will go there instead
With A punpkin over my head[/quote]

Firstdown you crack me up. The one time that you do not have to form a completely coherent sentence and you still cant get it right.

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Tom Cruise for GM
Maybe Danny would listen
"Touchdowns beat Xenu"

FedEx is like Hell
Danny is clearly Satan
Please be a bad dream

Big Albert is down
Oh no, he must be hurting
Oh wait, he's just fat

Gibbs couldn't save us
Now what ever can we do
Can Chuck Norris coach?

Spend all day on here
If my boss sees me I'm canned
I feel like Jim Zorn

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Its that time of year
when there's not enough beer
to drown my fear of no SB this year

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Oh I scream and yell
But the TV does not care
Eat me Snyderatto

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[quote=Angry;613277]6
5
8
6
?[/quote]

Fine!

Make sure you count right,
cause count them they might,
Redskins stand up, fight!

Last place you are at,
makes me beat my cat,
burned my redskins hat!

JKC please rise!
correct this demise,
cuz it hurts my eyes!

Warpath forum cool!
the other forum, tool!
makes me beat my mule!

Redskins defiant
makes skinsguy violent!
ummm........................
Hail to the Redskins! LOL

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OCD is kicking in, so I'm just gonna lay this out there.

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, 5 syllables last line.

That is all.

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^ I learned that from watching "Avatar The Last Airbender".

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[quote=skinsguy;613338]Fine!

Make sure you count right,
cause count them they might,
Redskins stand up, fight!

Last place you are at,
makes me beat my cat,
burned my redskins hat!

JKC please rise!
correct this demise,
cuz it hurts my eyes!

Warpath forum cool!
the other forum, tool!
makes me beat my mule!

Redskins defiant
makes skinsguy violent!
ummm........................
Hail to the Redskins! LOL[/quote]Haiku rebuttal fail! 5-7-5

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[quote=DynamiteRave;613349]OCD is kicking in, so I'm just gonna lay this out there.

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, 5 syllables last line.

That is all.[/quote]

Why don't you guys just go, 12th, stop fucking up the thread:)

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Chiefs loss starts long week,
three straight days of tests and work,
review will be late

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[quote=DynamiteRave;613349]OCD is kicking in, so I'm just gonna lay this out there.

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, 5 syllables last line.

That is all.[/quote]

I edited mine. I believe I'm now in compliance. :)

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Horny for zorny
Let us hope his wife still is
We as fans are not!