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in case anyone didn't know steven seagal has been followed by a camera crew while on duty as a police officer. i'm not kidding, it is gonna be on a&e at 10 tonight and i can't wait. i hooe to god he karate chops someone

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Oh my god this show looks so horrible. I can't wait!

[url=http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/video/?bcpid=46881070001&bclid=36527476001&bctid=39459109001&baseURL=/bcconfig/Player/3Tier/Steven_Seagal_3Tws/config-xml/&baseDIR=/bcplayers/Player/3Tier_ws/baseDIR/]Steven Seagal Lawman - Video - A&E TV[/url]

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Here's a great Seagal quote: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." Good luck with that.

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out of shape action star, Who can't even make a good B movie, which requires no acting skill's, is now trying to steal tv glory by..... becoming a tv cop........ :vomit:

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[quote=Nomad;633369]out of shape action star, Who can't even make a good B movie, which requires no acting skill's, is now trying to steal tv glory by..... becoming a tv cop........ :vomit:[/quote]

are you talking about William Shatner or Steven Seagal? (at least Bill had Heather Locklear :) on TJ Hooker)

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If I remember correctly, Steven Segal has been serving as a deputy sheriff/police officer for sometime now in his native state. It's been at least 10 years. His martial arts ability has never been questioned, but i can tell you that his lawman status is legitimate.

I hope the show doesn't provide too much fluff. But it's inevitable that somebody trys to fight him or something and gets pwoned.

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There was a time when Seagal made a.....decent action film. Then, he went...Nicholas Cage?

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No you can't question his martial arts skills, and he even seems to be quite the sharp shooter with a pistol. The funny thing is how serious he takes himself, and how serious the show is. Think 'Cops' with a bloated Steven Seagal riding shotgun.

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[quote=SolidSnake84;633399]If I remember correctly, Steven Segal has been serving as a deputy sheriff/police officer for sometime now in his native state. It's been at least 10 years. His martial arts ability has never been questioned, but i can tell you that his lawman status is legitimate.

I hope the show doesn't provide too much fluff. [B]But it's inevitable that somebody trys to fight him or something and gets pwoned[/B].[/quote]

i can only dream.

if anyone else actually watched it did you notice how unreasonably sweaty he got shooting guns on a range, but he is a damn good shot, not to mention his sweet ass collection of hand guns

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[quote=Mattyk72;633403]No you can't question his martial arts skills, and he even seems to be quite the sharp shooter with a pistol. The funny thing is how serious he takes himself, and how serious the show is. Think 'Cops' with a bloated Steven Seagal riding shotgun.[/quote]

he is pretty damn bloated, but when he was doing some of his martial arts that crap was pretty impressive, he is still pretty quick

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[quote=mlmdub130;633406]i can only dream.

if anyone else actually watched it did you notice how unreasonably sweaty he got shooting guns on a range, but he is a damn good shot, not to mention his sweet ass collection of hand guns[/quote]

Yeah dude sweats a lot, but he's in Louisiana, but then again he's fat as well.

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Sometimes i think maybe Segal's "ego" and seriousness all the time might be almost a self parody. He seems like a nice enough guy, and he's even spoofed himself in a few things(Mountain Dew Commercial, The Onion Movie, etc..).

People who know him say good enough things about him. I know a long time ago he had connections to the mafia, but i think that was resolved long ago..

He actually looked in OK shape for his last couple of DVDs that came out in 2008, but he looks a little paunchy again. It's a shame because he's at an age where he could get in good shape again easily...

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All I know is if I was a cop, I would be in the best shape I could be. Did you see him try to run last night? He could barely jog.

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Maybe he'll use the show to hock his multi-aluminum album [URL="http://www.amazon.com/Songs-Crystal-Cave-Steven-Seagal/dp/B0009SQ520"]Songs from the Crystal Cave[/URL]

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Dude can do.....Everything.
No total gym?

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[quote=FRPLG;633414]Maybe he'll use the show to hock his multi-aluminum album [URL="http://www.amazon.com/Songs-Crystal-Cave-Steven-Seagal/dp/B0009SQ520"]Songs from the Crystal Cave[/URL][/quote]

tell me you preveiw some of the songs if you didn't you gotta give 12.strut a listen

[I]When the girls start to strut
you could look at her but you shouldn't do that
Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty
They're not just to cover her kitty[/I]

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[quote=mlmdub130;633418]tell me you preveiw some of the songs if you didn't you gotta give 12.strut a listen

[I]When the girls start to strut
you could look at her but you shouldn't do that
Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty
They're not just to cover her kitty[/I][/quote]

Lyrical genius.

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[quote=mlmdub130;633418]tell me you preveiw some of the songs if you didn't you gotta give 12.strut a listen

[I]When the girls start to strut[/I]
[I]you could look at her but you shouldn't do that[/I]
[I]Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty[/I]
[I]They're not just to cover her kitty[/I][/quote]

Springsteen write that?

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Yeah his music is too funny

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just finished the first episode tonight anyone see it?? damn his dogs are badass

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Don't plan on watching it!

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damn I missed it last night, I need to set the DVR

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[quote=Mattyk72;637514]damn I missed it last night, I need to set the DVR[/quote]

i thought it would be a joke of a show, but it is actually not to bad, my fiancee won't watch a minute, but i can't get enough

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[url=http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/firearms-qualification-game/]Steven Seagal Lawman - Firearms Qualification Game - A&E TV[/url]

Pretty sweet

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for what its worth...Jefferson Parish, LA is under about 4 feet of water right now because of the coastal flooding...just saw it on TV this morning....

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[quote=Mattyk72;633403]No you can't question his martial arts skills, and he even seems to be quite the sharp shooter with a pistol. The funny thing is how serious he takes himself, and how serious the show is. Think 'Cops' with a bloated Steven Seagal riding shotgun.[/quote]

Hell that clip they showed him shotting the target in the head was only like 15' away and my mom could do that. You know your acting career is coming to an end when you do a show like this but what do I know I had to click on the link just to see who he was.

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you would have to pay me to watch this garbage.

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[quote=SolidSnake84;640604]for what its worth...Jefferson Parish, LA is under about 4 feet of water right now because of the coastal flooding...just saw it on TV this morning....[/quote]

That's what happens when you live in a swamp.

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I've only seen this show featured on the Soup, but it looks like my kind of show.

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It's on tonight at 10pm on A&E

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[quote=firstdown;640609]Hell that clip they showed him shotting the target in the head was only like 15' away and my mom could do that. You know your acting career is coming to an end when you do a show like this but what do I know I had to click on the link just to see who he was.[/quote]

he put 10 shots in a group the size of a quarter i doubt your mom can do that

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[quote=mlmpetert;640598][url=http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/firearms-qualification-game/]Steven Seagal Lawman - Firearms Qualification Game - A&E TV[/url]

Pretty sweet[/quote]

awesome! alot harder than i anticipated and i need to change the batteries in my mouse

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[quote=Mattyk;633403]Think 'Cops' with a bloated Steven Seagal riding shotgun.[/quote]

Exactly. I'm just waiting for Cartman to play SS in a South Park episode.

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This Show is Sad.... I remember a few years ago, Steven Seagal tried that shit with his body guard when he was a action movie star, and his body guard choked his ass half to death.... [url=http://www.zimbio.com/Steven+Seagal/articles/20/Seagal+Schmegal]Seagal, Schmegal... - Steven Seagal - Zimbio[/url]


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Here's a better one.......

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tramp

i hope you watched the most recent episode this week, seagal pulled over an elderly couple probably 75 beacase they were driving down the road with their rear hatch door open because they had a board sticking out and they also left their f-ing passenger side rear door open. they hit the sirens and the old lady in the front seat flicked off the cops thinking it was someone honking at them because she said multiple people had been honking at them. needless to say the old bag and her husband had no f-ing idea they had their god damn door wide open and people were just trying to let them know their door was open, and all they did was flick people off. f-ing old people

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This show sucks C*ck

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Steven Seagal [URL="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/04/13/steven-seagal-sued-sex-trafficking-assault/"]got pinched for sex trafficking[/URL].

lol @ available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

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I remember hearing the Gene Lebell story, but both Seagall and Lebell have said it's just a hollywood rumour.

He runs with bad cats, but his martial arts skills are 2nd to none.

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Did anybody here anything more about these charges Seagal is facing about sexually assaulting some model?

Tell you what though. I have been wanting to learn Akido for a long time and if I ever had the chance to take the class with Seagal teaching it, I'd jump at the opportunity! I'm sure he probably doesn't teach the classes anymore (considering how out of shape he is now) but look up his classes on you tube.