Worst Date Ever (NSFW)
 

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Only way this story is better is if Jasnro has spun this tale.

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Wow!

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Sounds like the scene in the movie "Along Comes Polly" and if I'm correct it was also chiness food that gave him the runs.



[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdpC2XBuYvg]YouTube - Along Came Polly - The Bathroom Scene[/url]

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Oh that is brilliant!

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[quote=firstdown;645169]Sounds like the scene in the movie "Along Comes Polly" and if I'm correct it was also chiness food that gave him the runs.



[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdpC2XBuYvg]YouTube - Along Came Polly - The Bathroom Scene[/url][/quote]

indian food actually, i love that movie, phillip seymore hoffman is hilairious in it

btw i don't buy that story definitley fake

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What the hell is the leader of the taliban doing posting on a bodybuilding website :)?

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[quote=mlmdub130;645196]indian food actually, i love that movie, phillip seymore hoffman is hilairious in it

[B]btw i don't buy that story definitley fake[/quote][/B]

Me and you same boat [I]until [/I]I read this gem by him.

[url=http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801]The humannequin - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/url]

Again NSFW but it is Xmas who is in the office anyways!

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I don't know what is funnier the story or a whole bunch of supposedly "straight" dudes posting topless pictures of themselves.

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[quote=mredskins;645200][/B]

Me and you same boat [I]until [/I]I read this gem by him.

[url=http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801]The humannequin - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/url]

Again NSFW but it is Xmas who is in the office anyways![/quote]

dude what are you doin on this website that shit is foul

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[quote=mredskins;645200][/b]

Me and you same boat [I]until [/I]I read this gem by him.

[URL="http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801"]The humannequin - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/URL]

Again NSFW but it is Xmas who is in the office anyways![/quote]

Seriously, WTF!

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LOL...funny.

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[quote=mlmdub130;645207]dude what are you doin on this website that shit is foul[/quote]


They were linked off of [url=http://acurazine.com/]Acura | TL Integra MDX | News, Reviews, Owners, For Sale - Acurazine.com[/url] , I own an RDX so I go there but they probaly have one of the most colorful Off Topic sections you will ever find.

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Fake, but still quite humorous.

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[quote=mredskins;645235]They were linked off of [URL="http://acurazine.com/"]Acura | TL Integra MDX | News, Reviews, Owners, For Sale - Acurazine.com[/URL] , I own an RDX so I go there but they probaly have one of the most colorful Off Topic sections you will ever find.[/quote]
Maybe but I just couldn't get past all the guys with no shirts on to enjoy the site.

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1st Page! F*ck Yeah!

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[quote=firstdown;645283]Maybe but I just couldn't get past all the guys with no shirts on to enjoy the site.[/quote]


I think you are getting the bodybuilding site and the Acura site mixed up.

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I think i am not getting the joke here....those stories obviously didnt happen, right? I mean the shit one was at least plausible, but no way did the stuff happen with the doll....did it??

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[quote=SolidSnake84;645340]I think i am not getting the joke here....those stories obviously didnt happen, right? I mean the shit one was at least plausible, but no way did the stuff happen with the doll....did it??[/quote]

Yes and there is a picture of it walking across the yard from his detached weight room over to his house.

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[quote=jamf;645300]1st Page! F*ck Yeah![/quote]

Hilarious, reminds me of Redskins Insider

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[IMG]http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/George-Takei-oh-my.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=jamf;645300]1st Page! F*ck Yeah![/quote]

What does first page mean?

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^ I would really like to know too

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One time I left my pee bottle at home, it was bad news bears.

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[quote=warpaint;645426]What does first page mean?[/quote]

Read their forum, most people just post crap like "First!", "Second" or "First Page".
They are not adding anything just trying to be the first to post.


Check out 3rd post:
[url=http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191]Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/url]



Check out pretty much every reply:
[url=http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801]The humannequin - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/url]


you get the idea...

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I read through the entire thread on the bathroom one last night..no way could that be true. It mimics word for word a scene from another movie, but i can't remember the one. It is not "dumb and dumber" like other people suggested. It is an older movie....i think this poster is very creative, he is funny and i think he likes to make threads that are bizzare to make people happy and laugh. The mannequin one was creepy and hilarious at the same time....

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[quote=jamf;645484]Read their forum, most people just post crap like "First!", "Second" or "First Page".
They are not adding anything just trying to be the first to post.


Check out 3rd post:
[URL="http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191"]Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/URL]



Check out pretty much every reply:
[URL="http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801"]The humannequin - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/URL]


you get the idea...[/quote]


I gotta you, and was like they just read one of the most f-ed up stories and all they care about is being first to post. Losers.

Body building guys, not all, are a strange bunch of folks.

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[quote=SolidSnake84;645502]I read through the entire thread on the bathroom one last night..no way could that be true. It mimics word for word a scene from another movie, but i can't remember the one. It is not "dumb and dumber" like other people suggested. It is an older movie....i think this poster is very creative, he is funny and i think he likes to make threads that are bizzare to make people happy and laugh. The mannequin one was creepy and hilarious at the same time....[/quote]

damn,you read that whole thing? its up to 55 pages,that guy is defending his story to the death

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the consensus now at this point is that he is either a pyschopath or a comedy genius.

Many other posters on that site said that his story went almost word for word from a scene in an older movie....but i cant remember what the film is...

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[quote=Daseal;645441]One time I left my pee bottle at home, it was bad news bears.[/quote]

word up brah

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I never understood the spelling of the word Brah instead of Bro. I mean, a woman's bra is spelled B-R-A. Putting an H on the end of it just makes it sound a little more husky. Essentialy these guys are all walking around calling each other "feminine undergarments" as if they wan't to wrap each other around their cut up man boobs. I don't get it.

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Its hawaiian. Brah was popularized in the "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Show....people on the islands use it frequently. It basically just means brother.

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Thanks, joke ruined. Not that it was any good or my best material anyway.

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Brah reminds me of this douche I knew in college. He called everyone brah and he was one of those guys who always had to hug everyone. We called him the brah hugger.

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I know guys that use it on occaision. Half of those times it is used as a mockery of the types of guys that use that term.

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Hugging a brah should be a rare occassion if you ask me. Nobody likes a brah hug abuser.

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His social anxiety thread looks pretty epic, I just started reading it.

[url=http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=119211681]My attempts to overcome social anxiety (vids) - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/url]

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Like the Brug?

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[quote=Mattyk;645589]His social anxiety thread looks pretty epic, I just started reading it.

[URL="http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=119211681"]My attempts to overcome social anxiety (vids) - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/URL][/quote]


Wow just wow. Nice find. The videos alone are worth the read. I just have to beleive for my saftey and the general publics safety some govertment agency has flagged this guy.

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Those pictures were awesome!

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i dont get why he couldnt just piss and shit at the same time, or piss in a toilet earlier. doesnt make any sense to me, this story is bullshit. funny though.