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I have never seen a caption this thread here, so maybe there is a ban on them, or some long standing reason not too. BUT the following image begs to be captioned:

[IMG]http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/vinny610a.jpg[/IMG]

MS:You promised Haynesworth WHAT?

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Hey Macarena!

(we've had caption this threads before, it's been a while though)

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"Never look directly into Vinny's eyes unless he's wearing his lead sunglasses"

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Vinnie: I can't believe that I didn't have enough self-respect to stay away from this place.

Shanahan: By the way, I found your knee pads in the credenza of my new office.

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Shanny thinking to himself: Damn you're an even bigger douche than I had imagined.

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Vinne: You do realize you didn't give up nearly enough to get DM. I would of given up 1st rd picks for the next 5 yrs.

Mike: You were a GM for how many yrs.

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"You look sexy, we both look sexy."

Sorry, unless they just came from a run two men with both their hands on their hips is very feminine.

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Vinny: "Hey Shanny...take a look at my left hand"
Shanny: "Nice Vinny is that your football IQ?"

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Vinny: You drafted wrong.

Shanahan: Excuse me?

Vinny: Yeah, you drafted 3 offensive lineman, that's not very smart.

Shanahan: ??????

Vinny: See it was great that you got draft picks but you could have easily spent those picks on a Reciever, Corner, Linebacker, and/or Tight End. Better yet you could have drafted two recievers and TE. It's a passing league Shanny, I know you've been out of the league a while but things have changed since you left.

Shanahan: ?????? Hey look a free agent!!!

Vinny: Where?

*Shanahan runs away*

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Vinny: "You should win pretty easy with this team. I put it together myself."

Shanny: "You're a f**king idiot."

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Shanny: So that's what your face looks like when it is not buried in Snyder's butt!

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Vinny: So...are you guys hiring?

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Shanny:

"Your revolution is over, Mr. Cerrato. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did--get a job, sir. Bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Mr. Cerrato?"

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Shanny "What up Smithers. Burns wants to see you in his office."

Smithers "The boss will see me? I thought Monty wasn't hear today?"

Shanny "You got me.....I'm just having a hell of a time resisting the urge to punch you in the jugular...so go.... away.... now."

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vinnie: i was antonelli, it was called kindergarden ninja, you should check it out

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[quote=mlmdub130;708574]vinnie: i was antonelli, it was called kindergarden ninja, you should check it out[/quote]

Winner!!!

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I could just.....scratch your eyes out!!!
Towed my car??...........Dude...

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Vinnie:............................
Shanny:.........yeah i'd prefer it if you swallowed.

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Vinny: "yeah, so I am auditioning for the remake of 'Risky Business'. I think I'll get the part."

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Vinny "I built this team"
Shanny " Yea I can see that, thanks" lol

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Vinny: Hey uh...Shanny..uh..Coach .. yeah... before you call your goons on me again....I swear this is the last time I show my face around here. Can you just ask your guys one more time if they've seen a bag of blow lying around....I swear I dropped it out here.

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Vinny: nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhhhhhhhh! pew pew! (imagine the south park psychic powers episode)

MS: How you gained control over a professional football team is beyond me.

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[quote=mooby;708587]Vinny: nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhhhhhhhh! pew pew! (imagine the south park psychic powers episode)

MS: How you gained control over a professional football team is beyond me.[/quote]

LMAO!

Vinnie: (Twitch, twitch...blank stare)

MS: Ummmm, are you ok?

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[quote=BringBackJoeT;708567]Shanny:

"Your revolution is over, Mr. Cerrato. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did--get a job, sir. Bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Mr. Cerrato?"[/quote]

haha this is the best one yet!

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[quote=skinsfaninok;708582]Vinny "I built this team"
Shanny " Yea I can see that, thanks" lol[/quote]

Haha...love this one.

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How did you get past security?

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Vinnie: " Do you think I may be able to get a glass of water? I had to run over here as my car was actually part of the Albert Haynesworth deal."

Shannahan: "No, but I did set up a 11-1 scrimmage with you vs. the 11 greatest Alumni. Go throw on some pads and learn about the game of football."

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Shanny- "Hey Vinnie, Knock Knock"

Vinnie- "whos there?"

Shanny- "Vinnie"

Vinnie- " Vinnie who?"

Shanny- " Good question, who the hell are you?"

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The prescription needs to be changed, the pills are wearing off.

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VC {thought balloon: I wonder if he knows I'm flipping him the bird?}
MS {thought balloon: Wow, he IS an idiot}

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Vinny, why aren't you wearing a collar so you could pop it?

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Vinny: Mike, good to see you, been awhile since we were together with the 9ers
Mike: Those were some good years, the Super Bowl.. Denver was nice, picked up two more rings there
Vinny: Yeah, I built that team as my own... didn't have the same luck here
Mike: I guess you could say that............ you left your heart in San Francisco

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[U]vinny[/U]- "i don't get it. i'm wearing a sean taylor hat and i'm standing like you. why am i hated and your not"?

[U]shanny[/U]- "are you flipping me the bird with your left hand"?

[U]vinny[/U]- "damn, you noticed" ?

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i saw this while i was looking through google images for a gameday photo at fedex, and it immediatley made me think of this thread. so.... [IMG]http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab307/mlmdub130/gay.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=mlmdub130;718688]i saw this while i was looking through google images for a gameday photo at fedex, and it immediatley made me think of this thread. so.... [IMG]http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab307/mlmdub130/gay.jpg[/IMG][/quote]"Xenu looks great on these new HD screens!"

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I'm telling you danny, this is where the mothership of scientology will land...are you a believer?

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Danny: Check out the new HD screens
Tom: Can we go up to club level?
Danny: They're 100 ft wide Tom, can't you see them fine from here?
Tom: What? No, I just heard the couches were great.

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[quote=tryfuhl;709131]Vinny: Mike, good to see you, been awhile since we were together with the 9ers
Mike: Those were some good years, the Super Bowl.. Denver was nice, picked up two more rings there
Vinny: Yeah, I built that team as my own... didn't have the same luck here
Mike: I guess you could say that............ you left your heart in San Francisco[/quote]

no tony bennett fans, eh?

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"You put your beer gut in, you put your beer gut out, you put your beer gut in and you shake it all about. Do the Hokie-Pokie......."

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Tom Cruise: And then I said to him, "I feel the need; the need for speed."

DS: Speed? Cocaine does it for me. (Does the Dave Chappelle/Tyrone Biggums Crack Dance)