***League-wide suspensions thread***
 

I figured we'll have plenty of these throughout the season, so lets keep them organized in a single thread instead of cluttering the Locker Room with non-Skins threads.

Bucs' DB Tenard Jackson suspended rest of year (indefinitely) for another substance abuse violation. Very talented player, gets INTs...big loss for TB.


[URL="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5604682"]Tampa Bay Buccaneers safety Tanard Jackson suspended indefinitely for violating drug policy - ESPN[/URL]

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Looks like the Lions are gonna be in deep doo doo for a while.
I just read a blurb from redzone.com that says Matt Stafford cant extend his arm far enough for him to tie his shoes.


Doh!
This has nothing to do with suspensions.

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[quote=Alvin Walton;737937]Looks like the Lions are gonna be in deep doo doo for a while.
I just read a blurb from redzone.com that says Matt Stafford cant extend his arm far enough for him to tie his shoes.


Doh!
This has nothing to do with suspensions.[/quote]

Man, Millen is out of control. You hurt? You're suspended!

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[quote=Alvin Walton;737937]Looks like the Lions are gonna be in deep doo doo for a while.
I just read a blurb from redzone.com that says Matt Stafford cant extend his arm far enough for him to tie his shoes.


Doh!
This has nothing to do with suspensions.[/quote]

Why does he need to tie his shoes can't an equipment guy handle that?

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[quote=Buster;737939]Man, Millen is out of control. You hurt? You're suspended![/quote]


You mean Martin Mayhew?

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[quote=Alvin Walton;737959]You mean Martin Mayhew?[/quote]

Henry Ford?



Nice slideshow on the big preseason suspensions:

[url=http://www.rotoworld.com/premium/slideshows/?id=109&sport=NFL]The Suspension List - Rotoworld.com[/url]

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Harold Ford?

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Gerald Ford?

C'mon, someone get suspended and save this thread.

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[URL="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/7211215.html"]Texans left tackle Brown suspended for four games | Houston Texans Football | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle[/URL]

We've discussed on here, but Houston's LT is joining Cushing with a 4-game PED suspension of his own.

Hope it doesn't slow them down against Dallas...a backup Rashad Butler has to go up against Demarcus Ware now, in his forst career start.

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What's a suspensiona?

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Sounds Italian.

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[quote=GMScud;737989]What's a suspensiona?[/quote]

It's Italian, kinda like fragile

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[quote=Alvin Walton;737990]Sounds Italian.[/quote]

lol just beat me to it

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the off-season came..........fast

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[quote=GMScud;737989]What's a suspensiona?[/quote]

It's when your spaghetti is so delicious that you levitate with joy.

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[quote=GMScud;737989]What's a suspensiona?[/quote]


The road she is very a bumpy, My Fiat needs a new suspensiona,

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[quote=GMScud;737989]What's a suspensiona?[/quote]

A typo. :benched:

Noticed it immediately, edited the title...did not change. I've been waiting for someone to mock it...what took so long?

Oh Matty...job for you.

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[IMG]http://www.diyplanner.com/files/Luigi-simpsons_web1.jpg[/IMG]

EH? whatta happened to you?

doo a you hava the suspensiona?

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Cody Grimm will be starting against Pittsburgh in Jackson's place. GO CODY!!

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[quote=robh4413;738046][img]http://www.diyplanner.com/files/luigi-simpsons_web1.jpg[/img]

eh? Whatta happened to you?

Doo a you hava the suspensiona?[/quote]

loool

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[quote=GMScud;737989]What's a suspensiona?[/quote]

Its what the WNBA does to its players for violating the personal conduct policy.

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[quote=RobH4413;738046][IMG]http://www.diyplanner.com/files/Luigi-simpsons_web1.jpg[/IMG]

EH? whatta happened to you?

doo a you hava the suspensiona?[/quote]

lol love it

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[quote=Defensewins;738000]The road she is very a bumpy, My Fiat needs a new suspensiona,[/quote]Winner!

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Pacman got suspended.
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2832015]Goodell suspends Pacman, Henry for multiple arrests - NFL - ESPN[/url]

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[quote=firstdown;738157]Pacman got suspended.
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2832015]Goodell suspends Pacman, Henry for multiple arrests - NFL - ESPN[/url][/quote]

Yep.. 3.5 years ago...

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Yeah, Chris Henry is dead(literally).