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SmootSmack 11-23-2010 12:12 PM

F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Starting early this week since it's a holiday week.

And really, even if we win this week, someone else can write these because...well, this just isn't right.

I say Hall has another multiple INT game on Sunday

Ruhskins 11-23-2010 12:18 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
[IMG]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070701061217/simpsons/images/thumb/a/ae/Toddflanders.gif/100px-Toddflanders.gif[/IMG]
"Ow, my freaking ears!"

freddyg12 11-23-2010 12:18 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Hall will be looking for some of Farve's slants & downfield throws into coverage, hope he doesn't gamble too much though. He had one in his hands on sunday he couldn't hold onto.

MonkFan4Life 11-23-2010 12:20 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
I don't know how you out did yourself !

Raise the MotherF***in Bar In This B**ch !!!!

Mcnabb 11-23-2010 12:22 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Lets make this Favres last F****ing game bit**es!!!!!!!!

Jontrem 11-23-2010 12:26 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Want Orakpo to get at least 2 sacks. A repeat of his game against the Raiders would be even better!

skinsguy 11-23-2010 12:27 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
A thread of morse code! ;)

I agree that Hall should be licking his chops for this game!
We definitely need to keep doing those screen passes to the running backs and tight ends as they seem to be forcing the defenses to let up on the pressure. You know Jared Allen is going to be aggressive.

CRedskinsRule 11-23-2010 12:28 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
I think these thread titles just prove conservatism 100% right. You start with a little f***in here and then comes eff'in animals, then as y'all well know it was the gods last week and now, well, we might as well tear down the whole warpath society. This way leads to madness!
Next week's title ought to be about repentance and pennance.


on the other hand:
it's time to put Favre on the ground and put us over .500!

Vikings 20
Skins 24

Mcnabb 11-23-2010 12:30 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
I see ann a** whipping coming along. Orakpo gets 3 sacks, D. Hall gets a pick, Banks Returns a KR, Williams has a 100 Yard rushing game and Cooley gets into the endzone.

Skins 27
Vikes 13

backrow 11-23-2010 12:38 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
[quote=CRedskinsRule;762081] We might as well tear down the whole warpath society. This way leads to madness!
Next week's title ought to be about repentance and pennance.

[/quote]


AMEN! Brother we need to clean up those vi-queens, and I don't mean nicely!
:cussing:
These threads are indeed entertaining!

skinsfan69 11-23-2010 12:38 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
If the Vikes keep playing poorly then it's a winnable game. But I'd still favor Minn cause if their front four decides to start playing then we'll lose.

aceinthehouse 11-23-2010 12:41 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
The Vikings are going to be pumped!
They have a new coach and new attitude already from Shianco on first take as he said.

They are 3-7 and we will certainly get their best as they are on one last shot at hoping for Playoffs,but said they will take it one game at a time.

We need to hit these guys early and often.
Turnovers would be nice.

We've not been playing well at home lately...we need to change that this week.
Said it before...I'm more nervous about this game, than the Giants game coming up.

44ever 11-23-2010 12:42 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
We need a convincing win. This is the game.
Skins 28 or more
Vikes 17 or less

Count on it!!!

over the mountain 11-23-2010 12:43 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
skins 39
vikes 5

MTK 11-23-2010 12:44 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Aww yeah go Wu-Tang on their asses!

I'm expecting another tight game that goes down to the wire.

Skins 20
Vikes 16

artmonkforhallofamein07 11-23-2010 12:52 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
I love the thread title! F$%%ing awesome!

We win. Dont know the score.

44ever 11-23-2010 12:53 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
[quote=Mattyk;762089]Aww yeah go Wu-Tang on their asses!

I'm expecting another tight game that goes down to the wire.

Skins 20
Vikes 16[/quote]

Does Gano make 2 field goals or miss the extra point? ;)

Daseal 11-23-2010 12:58 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang.

Minnesota gets a spark from Frazier.

28-17. Vikings.

Lotus 11-23-2010 12:58 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Sometimes with a coaching change, the players raise their game.

Sometimes with a coaching change, disaster ensues.

I'm counting on scenario #2.

Skins 31
Vikes 7

Mcnabb 11-23-2010 01:00 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
[quote=Daseal;762095]Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang.

Minnesota gets a spark from Frazier.

28-17. Vikings.[/quote]

come on guy!

mooby 11-23-2010 01:02 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
I'm f***in lovin the enthusiasm Smootsmack! And don't worry, if you can't handle these duties anymore, I'll gladly take over. I can write down some funky shit to get us pumped up for the game.

On a side note if there ever was a week where I think we should blitz, it's this week. Not sayin we should do it every game, or make it obvious, but we haven't seen the blitz in recent weeks and I feel like Favre will tear us up if we give him time to throw. I want a blowout gd it! One week where everything goes right and we don't have to worry at the end of the game. Come on football gods just do this for us so we can get even more pumped for the Giants after that!

over the mountain 11-23-2010 01:03 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
daseal kicks puppies

j/k

LavaRnChad 11-23-2010 01:04 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
We need to run the rock early and often. If we give up on the run then we will lose because the last thing thing we want is for Mc5 to have the ball in his hands too much. Minny's D will not drop the INTs that the Titans D dropped. Running will also limit the touches of the Vike's weapons.

GMScud 11-23-2010 01:05 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
We're gonna cut their eyelids off and feed them nothing but sleeping pills. Redskins 27 Vikes 17.

SmootSmack 11-23-2010 01:08 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
[quote=GMScud;762101]We're gonna cut their eyelids off and feed them nothing but sleeping pills. Redskins 27 Vikes 17.[/quote]

Well damn, I think I just got inspired for next weeks thread

horse 11-23-2010 01:18 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
The rahaha of a new coach is a little scary. But I loved the line play in nashville. And this week it's the D-lines turn. I could see 98 pulling an arrington and retiring favre for good.

GMScud 11-23-2010 01:21 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
[quote=SmootSmack;762102]Well damn, I think I just got inspired for next weeks thread[/quote]

Straight torture mutha f*cka! :)

hooskins 11-23-2010 01:28 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
lol GMScud, you are crazy.

Ruhskins 11-23-2010 01:32 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
[quote=SmootSmack;762102]Well damn, I think I just got inspired for next weeks thread[/quote]

I think next week's thread should have a Full Metal Jacket theme. LOL.

rbanerjee23 11-23-2010 01:33 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Smootsmack -- may I say, masterful thread title. I don't know if you can outdo yourself on the next one.

Hopefully skins take advantage of a team that's hurting right now -- (and here comes the pessimism) but probably not.

Stacks42 11-23-2010 01:41 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
sew their assh*les shut and keep feeding em and feeding em....


Skins 28
Vikes 17

CrazyCanuck 11-23-2010 02:00 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Fitting...

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CrazyCanuck 11-23-2010 02:03 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Sorry for the double post ^^^ :embarrass

Monkeydad 11-23-2010 02:20 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
"[B]F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!"


[COLOR=Red]Man, I really hope those photos don't get sent out.[/COLOR]
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GMScud 11-23-2010 02:21 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
[quote=hooskins;762108]lol GMScud, you are crazy.[/quote]

Being crazy keeps me sane, if that makes any sense. :)

Monkeydad 11-23-2010 02:22 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
[COLOR="DarkRed"][B][SIZE="7"]27-13 Skins[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

Ruhskins 11-23-2010 02:28 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
This thread brought to you by Samuel L. Jackson...

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Schneed10 11-23-2010 02:29 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Here's the reason for hope. When going through a transition year, you know the scheme better at the end than you did in the beginning. Hopefully comfort level in the schemes helps us overcome the injury bug.

After we were 4-4, I had us finishing 8-8, with losses to both the Eagles and Titans. But since we won that Titans game I now see a 9-7 finish as entirely possible. Let's get it!

44ever 11-23-2010 02:37 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
[quote=Schneed10;762124]Here's the reason for hope. When going through a transition year, you know the scheme better at the end than you did in the beginning. Hopefully comfort level in the schemes helps us overcome the injury bug.

After we were 4-4, I had us finishing 8-8, with losses to both the Eagles and Titans. But since we won that Titans game I now see a [B]9-7 finish as entirely possible[/B]. Let's get it![/quote]

So is 10-6 Just sayn...

InsaneBoost 11-23-2010 02:39 PM

Re: F***in' Lay Favre's N*ts on a F***in' Dresser And Bang Them Sh*ts with a Spiked F***in' Bat. It's F***in' Vikings Week You C*cksuckers!!!
 
Most creative thread title of the year LMFAO!


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