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I've been working on this thread for a while and been making a compilation of puppies that I would love to send skidding across the kitchen floor. Please chime in with a puppy you would LOVE to send careening down a hallway!

They're coming right for us! Triple punt!
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This little fella will take a little extra oomph. All that fur can't protect him!
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Take care of him before this dingo can eat your baby!
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I would dragon punch this furball all the way back to the pound!
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I'll learn you, freeloader!
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Tuck and cover can't save you!
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You think a sad face will stop me? That just makes me angry!
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I'm not a one trick pony! Time to see how Daseal (Clubber) got his name!
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Amazing!!!!!! LOL

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How can I get one?
---Mike Vick

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Get ready to turn in your man card boys
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I'm still trying to figure out if the girl is doing the initial howl or if it's someone behind the camera.

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Keeping with the spirit of the thread I'll say any small dog. I'm not a fan of small dogs. Especially Schnauzers.

My first thought though was this thread will be open forever while the "I'd wreck that chick" thread is no where to be found.

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YESS!!!!!!!!!! Finally. I thought you were getting soft in your old age.

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If anyone ever kicked my puppy, the end result would be me serving 25 to life

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[quote=SBXVII;793839]Keeping with the spirit of the thread I'll say any small dog. I'm not a fan of small dogs. Especially Schnauzers.

[B]My first thought though was this thread will be open forever while the "I'd wreck that chick" thread is no where to be found.[/B][/quote]

As long as no one says, "I'd wreck that puppy," we're good.

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Fast Forward to 0:30
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This guy looks like he knows he deserves a nice hard kick:

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A well placed soccer kick coule get both of these guys at once:

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Even though they look like the kind of puppies you'd prefer to drown a nice heal kick would be fun too:

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My oder would be; far right, middle left, far left, middle right:

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If I had to choose I guess I'd have to kick the puppy because let's be honest - no [I]really[/I] likes soccer.

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Here, boot this one.

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Tremendous thread!

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[quote=Schneed10;794013]Tremendous thread![/quote]...until it leads to PETA holding candle light vigils outside of Matty's house and picketing the ESPN offices as SmootSmack tries to go to work. This will be the end of us all!!!

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[url=http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/]hipster puppies[/url]

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[quote=mlmpetert;794906][url=http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/]hipster puppies[/url][/quote]
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AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

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[quote=Monkeydad;803061]AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

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You got it perfect

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Remember you need to pin them down. Their jaws are deadly and filled with venom. One wrong move and you'll die a slow painful death.
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Also Remember that Dogs are fluent in over six million forms of communication including English. The saying Dumb Dog is an urban legend. The reason PETA is able to find out who to go after is from confessions received from rescued dogs.
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This motion he does, maybe I have a dirty mind but I thought it was hilarious in the wrong context.
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This dog needs tough love. Kick him down the stairs. Make Mike Vick proud
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Be careful though because if you don't watch your back they'll come out of no where and gang up on you.
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Best to get them while they're sleeping, as the element of surprise will give you an advantage
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It's best to corner a puppy in the bath tub. The walls are usually to high and slippery which prevent unwanted escape attempts.
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Remember puppies aren't to be taken lightly. These cold hearted killers will even gang up on their mother when they don't get what they want.
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[quote=lotus;793866]as long as no one says, "i'd wreck that puppy," we're good.[/quote]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[quote=Lotus;793866]As long as no one says, "I'd wreck that puppy," we're good.[/quote]

How do you feel about "I'd kick that chick"?

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw]YouTube - Ultimate Dog Tease[/ame]

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[B]Actually, I'd kick the owners of these poor dogs.[/B]



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[quote=Monkeydad;803625][B]Actually, I'd kick the owners of these poor dogs.[/B]



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I could never go this route, but the Pac-man theme is pretty creative.

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That green thing is scary. What is it supposed to be?

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Id be pissed too if i was about to get kicked!:

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Copy this kick to your face!:

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Get a quick wrecking in and a nice kick, not bad for a day at the beach:

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This is the kind of pup youd kick off of something and into water:

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Go ahead and jam out...... Im about to kick the shit out of you!:
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[quote=Monkeydad;803169]How do you feel about "I'd kick that chick"?[/quote]

Like Chris Brown, Jason Kidd, and OJ Simpson rolled up into one big bundle of joy.

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_LZWk34xI]YouTube - ‪WORLD'S FIRST PROSTHETIC PAWED DOG‬‏[/ame]

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Why would you kick a handicapped dog?

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Too ugly to kick.

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What [URL="http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/article/20110706/NEWS01/107060324/MSU-medical-student-says-he-killed-13-greyhounds-out-anger?odyssey=tab|topnews|img|FRONTPAGE"]this sick fck[/URL] did is no joke. I hope he gets run over by a greyhound bus.

[quote]Andrew David Thompson told investigators he killed more than a dozen dogs out of anger, according to court transcripts obtained by the Lansing State Journal.

The 24-year-old Michigan State University osteopathic medicine student said he would throw them to the ground or against a wall, grab them by the neck or beat them. All were small, Italian greyhounds.

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In a June 22 interview, Thompson told LeBombard he killed the dogs out of frustration or anger because they defecated on his floor, urinated in his bed or wouldn't come to him when he called them.

"And he got frustrated they didn't want to stay with him," LeBombard said, according to transcripts. "And that made him upset."[/quote]

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