Kutcher to Replace Sheen on 2.5 Men?
 

Didn't see this one coming

[url=http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sources-confirm-ashton-kutcher-will-188048]SOURCES CONFIRM: Ashton Kutcher Will Join 'Two and a Half Men' - The Hollywood Reporter[/url]

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Wow, I thought Ashton had more going for him than this.

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[quote=Mattyk;802596]Wow, I thought Ashton had more going for him than this.[/quote]

Well in terms of pay it doesn't get any better then the lead on 2.5 men.

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Not sure he's hurting for money, at least not enough to do a shitty sitcom.

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[quote=Mattyk;802602]Not sure he's hurting for money, at least not enough to do a shitty sitcom.[/quote]

Take it back Matty you take it back right now or I'll...I'll insult American Idol.

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[quote=Mattyk;802596]Wow, I thought Ashton had more going for him than this.[/quote]

What? Another year of punked? More douchey narcissistic commercials?

Sorry, I never have and never will get the whole Kutcher thng. He is a talentless hack who married a hot older woman.

But, hey, he is rich, sleeping with Demi Moore and now fallen into a cash cow TV series that he can milk for a couple years. Clearly he knows something I don't.

This is actually a very Kutcheresque move - when the show fails, as it inevitably will now that Kutcher is on board, no one will blame him - the second douchebag, they will blame it on the prior douchebag.

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I'm not a big fan of the guy either but to me this sounds like a step down for him. Who knows, maybe he's looking to expand his reach to the 60 and older CBS crowd who still think sitcoms are funny.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;802612]What? Another year of punked? More douchey narcissistic commercials?

Sorry, I never have and never will get the whole Kutcher thng. He is a talentless hack who married a hot older woman.

But, hey, he is rich, sleeping with Demi Moore and now fallen into a cash cow TV series that he can milk for a couple years. Clearly he knows something I don't.

This is actually a very Kutcheresque move - when the show fails, as it inevitably will now that Kutcher is on board, no one will blame him - the second douchebag, they will blame it on the prior douchebag.[/quote]

Actually the ironic thing is Kutcher left a hit show before the finale to pursue a film career. Now he's playing the replacement.

[quote=Mattyk;802613]I'm not a big fan of the guy either but to me this sounds like a step down for him. Who knows, maybe he's looking to expand his reach to the 60 and older CBS crowd [B]who still think sitcoms are funny.[/B][/quote]

Aww man, come on. If anything TV needs more sitcoms. I'm tired of the reality TV era and miss the 90's where quality sitcoms were king. There still are many good ones but the number is cut in half. Oh well, as long as How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang continue for a couple more years I'll be good.

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How I Met Your Mother Sucks

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;802616]How I Met Your Mother Sucks[/quote]

How dare you. Take that back, take it back right now.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;802618]How dare you. Take that back, take it back right now.[/quote]

I stand by my original statement.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;802620]I stand by my original statement.[/quote]

You like How I Met Your Mother. These aren't the droids you're looking for.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;802628]You like How I Met Your Mother. These aren't the droids you're looking for.[/quote]

I wish they would have the series finale and get it over with.

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lol this guy is the worst. His bit on punkd can be painfully funny though.

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I am pretty sure he doesn't take himself very seriously either.

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I wonder what the show would have been like with the alleged first choice to replace Sheen, Hugh Grant

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[quote=Mattyk;802613]I'm not a big fan of the guy either but to me this sounds like a step down for him. Who knows, maybe he's looking to expand his reach to the 60 and older CBS crowd who still think sitcoms are funny.[/quote]


Step down? I wasn't aware Kutcher is on a higher peg on the ladder than Sheen....I have always thought Kutcher to be talentless hack.

They should just kill the damn show

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I would say at this point just about everyone in Hollywood is a peg or two higher on the ladder than Sheen.

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How are they going to handle this in the script? Are they going to kill of Charlie? Or just replace him like nothing happened... Going to be pretty awkward.

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[quote=BleedBurgundy;802722]How are they going to handle this in the script? Are they going to kill of Charlie? Or just replace him like nothing happened... Going to be pretty awkward.[/quote]

For starters the real question will be who controls the money. Will Alan finally get access to Charlie's money or will Kutcher swoop in and get it continuing to have Alan cast as the mooch? At the very least they could have Rose kidnap/kill Charlie.

I doubt this can work but it can be done as proven by Charlie Sheen taking over for Fox in Spin City.

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[quote=BleedBurgundy;802722]How are they going to handle this in the script? Are they going to kill of Charlie? Or just replace him like nothing happened... Going to be pretty awkward.[/quote]
I'm seeing either:

a) drunk driving fatality

or

b) super strain of a VD

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;802725]I'm seeing either:

a) drunk driving fatality

or

b) super strain of a VD[/quote]

c) Eventual Witness protection explained away by A or B.

d) Dream...dreammmmm dream dream dream dreammmmmmm

e) Killed by Jenny McCarthy or Rose

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I don't think they kill him off because if this fails they could always try to bring him back.

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When I turn on Two and a Half Men all I see is Duckie Duckie Duckie...

[IMG]http://10minuteramble.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/duckie.jpg[/IMG]

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[QUOTE=firstdown;802731]I don't think they kill him off because if this fails they could always try to bring him back.[/QUOTE]

Just out of curiosity does anyone think Sheen will film one more episode to help send his character off? I mean it's highly unlikely but Sheen did congratulate Kutcher on getting the part so I guess anythings possible.

[QUOTE]charliesheen Charlie Sheen
#Winning Congrats to the cast and crew...CBS & WB..! My best to @aplusk [Kutcher]!! The show must go on... You got the right guy! c
13 May Favorite Retweet Reply[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]aplusk ashton kutcher
@
#2.5 @charliesheen Thank man. Always been a fan, always will be! BTW you were "born big"
13 May [/QUOTE]

Man I feel like I'm proposing a McNabb for Vincent Jackson trade by asking this question.

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[quote=Mattyk;802596]Wow, I thought Ashton had more going for him than this.[/quote]

Yeah the guy that had to wife a 40some year old had more going than a guy making over 2m an episode?

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[quote=tryfuhl;802868]Yeah the guy that had to wife a [B]40some year old[/B] had more going than a guy making over 2m an episode?[/quote]

Not sure how Demi Moore is a strike against the guy...

Moore >> Porn Skanks

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^^ Porn Skanks who dump him.

[url=http://www.ivillage.com/bree-olson-dumps-charlie-sheen/1-a-343348]Bree Olson Dumps Charlie Sheen - iVillage[/url]

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Demi Moore aint that hot. Two and a half men is way funnier than that dumb @ss show the office. I guess Steve Caroll would be the only one that could replace Charlie Sheen and make it better???????????????

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[quote=tryfuhl;802868]Yeah the guy that had to wife a 40some year old had more going than a guy making over 2m an episode?[/quote]

People underestimate Kutcher. His net worth is actually probably more than Sheen's

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[quote=SmootSmack;802938]People underestimate Kutcher. His net worth is actually probably more than Sheen's[/quote]

Cuz all his movies are being made by Demi Moore's production company. All dude had was, That's 70 show and he Punked us all with this latest move...

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[quote=SmootSmack;802938]People underestimate Kutcher. His net worth is actually probably more than Sheen's[/quote]

Thats actually not saying much. Charlie's net worth last time I read was $35 million which is ridiculously low for someone of his stature. From what I understand the three divorces as well as child support have caused him to take quite a hit.

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[quote=warpaint;802940]Cuz all his movies are being made by Demi Moore's production company. All dude had was, That's 70 show and he Punked us all with this latest move...[/quote]

Are you just making stuff up now?

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[quote=Dirtbag59;802941]Thats actually not saying much. Charlie's net worth last time I read was $35 million which is ridiculously low for someone of his stature. From what I understand the three divorces as well as child support have caused him to take quite a hit.[/quote]

Last I saw it was around 85 million, AK at around 150. But, either way, my point was AK isn't hurting for the money

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[quote=Dirtbag59;802727]c) Eventual Witness protection explained away by A or B.

d) Dream...dreammmmm dream dream dream dreammmmmmm

e) Killed by Jenny McCarthy or Rose[/quote]


I say (e) except it's killed by Jenny McCarthy AND Rose, who plot together because Charlie was dumping them both for a chance at Chelsea. The scene is all shot from a sequence where the camera is Charlie's eyes, so he doesn't actually have to do the scene. His only words are "I understand" - repeated several times.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;802941]Thats actually not saying much. Charlie's net worth last time I read was [B]$35 million which is ridiculously[/B] low for someone of his stature. From what I understand the three divorces as well as child support have caused him to take quite a hit.[/quote]

Yea that is ridiculous.

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[quote=warpaint;802936][B]Demi Moore aint that hot.[/B] Two and a half men is way funnier than that dumb @ss show the office. I guess Steve Caroll would be the only one that could replace Charlie Sheen and make it better???????????????[/quote]


WHAT???? For Demi's age, she is smokin' hot! Anybody would kill to have their wife look that hot at her age!

Agree with what was said earlier. There just aren't enough sitcoms on TV now. At least I get to see a fifth season of Chuck next year!

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Coke and crack are expensive.

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[quote=saden1;803350]Coke and [B]crack[/B] are expensive.[/quote]


Not according to Whitney Houston

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[quote=Mattyk;802613]I'm not a big fan of the guy either but to me this sounds like a step down for him. Who knows, maybe he's looking to expand his reach to the 60 and older CBS crowd who still think sitcoms are funny.[/quote]

One of the best current comedies is a step down from Nikon commercials and That 70s show syndication?