Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

and other crazy stuff

[url=http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/redskins-fred-davis-legal-mess-harassment-suit-restraining-order.php]Redskins’ Fred Davis’s Legal Mess: Harassment Suit, Restraining Order | Local News | Washingtonian[/url]

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[quote=SmootSmack;923098]and other crazy stuff

[url=http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/redskins-fred-davis-legal-mess-harassment-suit-restraining-order.php]Redskins’ Fred Davis’s Legal Mess: Harassment Suit, Restraining Order | Local News | Washingtonian[/url][/quote]

:doh:

a pimpette? :doh::doh::doh:

the Santana bit is freakin hilarious....i just wanta soup nazi Davis and say "no long term contract for you!!!"

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'“It’s just all made up and flagellant,” Davis told the judge'

That's why you hire a lawyer, Fred.

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He aint worth the headache.

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I'm Alvin Walton.

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IMO, his off field stuff is why Cooley will last at least one more year and Niles is getting a chance to play TE. Even though this case seems nonsense, he just seems to attract drama.

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Sounds like they have video of it, bunch of nonsense and he sounds innocent. But I agree, trouble tends to find people who surround themselves with trouble. Needs to grow up and get out of the clubs and drugs..

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The footage “showed [Davis] approach [Chaka] and reach for her in a calm manner but [Chaka] responded by throwing a drink in his face,” according to the police report. After Davis dumped the juice on Chaka, the footage shows Davis tossing “the container at [Chaka’s] body not causing any injuries,” according to the report. “The camera shows [Chaka] being elbowed by accident which caused the cut to her lip.” The report does not identify Davis by name but only as S1, or suspect 1. [/quote]




But this quote is classic:

[quote]During cross-examination at the April hearing, the two armchair attorneys argued over a photograph of Chaka, a woman, and two men:

Davis: “As it shows, you also have your hand on his genitals. I mean why would you take a picture like that?”

Chaka: “I do not. Let’s look closely at the exhibit right here, Judge. Where is my hand placed in this exhibit?”

Judge: “I do not answer questions. . . . The witness does.”

Chaka: “Can you tell me where my hand is actually at in this photo?”

Davis: “It looks like it’s in the genitals to me. I mean your hands are on his genitals. Your hand is on his—”

Chaka: “Objection.”

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I"m sitting here laughing my ass off almost in tears. Wow...lol


Thank you Fred Davis for the laugh. Man I need that, but you sure as hell need to hire a lawyer. Guess you saving that extra dough to spend on weed.

You guys trust this dude to remain legit?...lol



thanks for sharing this gem Smoot.

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Yeah, that was embarrassing. I mean, I don't doubt that he tries to avoid her and everything, and I don't think he's in the wrong here, but representing yourself in court? Come on man.

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[url=http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/06/28/fred-davis-is-representing-himself-in-a-bizarre-lawsuit/]Fred Davis is representing himself in a bizarre lawsuit | ProFootballTalk[/url]


That whole sequence of him and chaka in court is hysterical

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Just to keep this conversation going here is a pic of F.Davis in a Pittsburgh hat:

[IMG]http://thejasminebrand.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Fred-Davis-McGahee-and-McNabb.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=mredskins;923173]Just to keep this conversation going here is a pic of F.Davis in a Pittsburgh hat:

[IMG]http://thejasminebrand.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Fred-Davis-McGahee-and-McNabb.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Its a pirates hat...we'll let it slide

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[quote=CultBrennan59;923175]Its a pirates hat...we'll let it slide[/quote]

nope can't. Why couldn't he wear a Nationals hat?

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the more I think of Fred Davis, the more I think he has no future here. He is literally a complete idiot. He is gonna need a great year to get a contract

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I understand that Davis is young and has money. But at this point he needs to just stop going to night clubs. There are plenty of places in the DC area to go that don't have people like Ms. Chaka hanging around. You are the company you keep. Davis has his career on the line so hopefully he keeps himself straight.

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[quote=mredskins;923173]Just to keep this conversation going here is a pic of F.Davis in a Pittsburgh hat:

[IMG]http://thejasminebrand.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Fred-Davis-McGahee-and-McNabb.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Gotta love MaGahee's shirt. I'VE GOT THE COKE, LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED! LOL.

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I hope the guy in the white t-shirt is wearing a wristband, he looks like he could use one.

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[quote=mooby;923199]I hope the guy in the white t-shirt is wearing a wristband, he looks like he could use one.[/quote]

:laughing2

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[quote=mredskins;923185]nope can't. Why couldn't he wear a Nationals hat?[/quote]

Cuz the Nationals don't have purple to match his clean tee and supa fly nikes.

Note: Shoe type is strictly an educated guess.

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I would like JR's professional opinion on that epic cross examination. :laughing-

[quote]During cross-examination at the April hearing, the two armchair attorneys argued over a photograph of Chaka, a woman, and two men:

Davis: “As it shows, you also have your hand on his genitals. I mean why would you take a picture like that?”

Chaka: “I do not. Let’s look closely at the exhibit right here, Judge. Where is my hand placed in this exhibit?”

Judge: “I do not answer questions. . . . The witness does.”

Chaka: “Can you tell me where my hand is actually at in this photo?”

Davis: “It looks like it’s in the genitals to me. I mean your hands are on his genitals. Your hand is on his—”

Chaka: “Objection.”[/quote]


[quote=mooby;923199]I hope the guy in the white t-shirt is wearing a wristband, he looks like he could use one.[/quote]

Well played sir.



edit: I seriously can't stop laughing at this stuff.

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[quote=NC_Skins;923213]


edit: [B]I seriously can't stop laughing at this stuff[/B].[/quote]

I always thought he probably was an complete moron...but this article confirms it. Kinda had high hopes for this guy, but someone this damn stupid I cant take seriously. This article reads like fiction, no one is this damn retarded, right?

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Please tell me "http://www.washingtonian.com" is a proxy for The Onion.

If Davis is still running with that kind of crowd, let him do what he wants in another team's uniform. I'm not saying what he's doing is that immoral, just STUPID.

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I heard the courtroom quotes on Steve Czaban's show this morning, I was laughing so hard...especially the photo examination.
[B]

We better keep Cooley around.[/B]

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[quote=Chico23231;923215]I always thought he probably was an complete moron...but this article confirms it. Kinda had high hopes for this guy, but someone this damn stupid I cant take seriously. This article reads like fiction, no one is this damn retarded, right?[/quote]

:laughing- Aw, don't be so hard on Freddy. He is facing a "flagellant" legal claim with genitalia at stake, after all. :laughing-

Are there any experts on "flagellant" law on the Warpath?

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complete moron. Cant stake too much on this guy. Decent TE's really aren't hard to find. I mean, we have a really good one in Cooley. If FD F's up again, cut or trade his ass. Shanahan doesnt need this shit, and Im sure he is keeping a close eye on this guy.

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Just show up on Sundays, that's all I care about.

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[quote=skinsfan69;923189]I understand that Davis is young and has money. But at this point he needs to just stop going to night clubs. There are plenty of places in the DC area to go that don't have people like Ms. Chaka hanging around. You are the company you keep. Davis has his career on the line so hopefully he keeps himself straight.[/quote]
He's not that young.

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26 isn't old either

Going to clubs has nothing to do with it. Its about who you are associated with and being smart if you frequent them.


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I read 3/4's of the article. Worst read of the year, my heads spinning. She sounds like a money grubbing whore though. Why is she putting M.G's name out there, his draft status, and his contract info. I know it's all out for everyone with a computer, but if I was Willis I would check her. Just saying.

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Fred Davis is like the Javale McGee of our team. Dude's a nut. But at least Freddy can produce.

That story is a mess anyway. She might get some money to hush and go away but bleh. Reading that made my head hurt.

This is awesome.

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[quote=hooskins;923284]This is awesome.[/quote]

Im shocked more people dont feel this way.

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Guys please keep this thread on track. Failure to do so will result in the thread getting locked.

-Smootsmack

[QUOTE=DynamiteRave;923278]Fred Davis is like the Javale McGee of our team. Dude's a nut. But at least Freddy can produce.

That story is a mess anyway. She might get some money to hush and go away but bleh. Reading that made my head hurt.[/QUOTE]

McGee is funny as ****!! Lmao

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[quote=DynamiteRave;923278]Fred Davis is like the Javale McGee of our team. Dude's a nut. But at least Freddy can produce.

That story is a mess anyway. She might get some money to hush and go away but bleh. Reading that made my head hurt.[/quote]

Then that means we need to trade him ASAP. Got to get rid of that knucklehead factor :D

[url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/wizards/javale-mcgee-is-not-a-knucklehead-just-ask-his-mom/2012/01/19/gIQA3Ln9BQ_story.html]JaVale McGee ‘is not a knucklehead;’ just ask his mom - The Washington Post[/url]

[url=http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/wizards-watch/2012/feb/24/even-barkley-thinks-mcgee-has-become-knucklehead/]Even Barkley thinks McGee has become a knucklehead - Washington Times[/url]

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[quote=redskins5044;923258]Going to clubs has nothing to do with it. Its about who you are associated with and being smart if you frequent them.


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All I'm saying is the club scene isn't the best place for a pro athlete that has a pot problem.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;923278]Fred Davis is like the Javale McGee of our team. Dude's a nut. But at least Freddy can produce.

That story is a mess anyway. She might get some money to hush and go away but bleh. Reading that made my head hurt.[/quote]

Looks like Davis is set on not paying her and I don't blame him.

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[quote=skinsfan69;923301]All I'm saying is the club scene isn't the best place for a pro athlete that has a pot problem.[/quote]

Club scene is GREAT for avoiding pot. It is friends' houses you need to avoid. Clubs are bad for those with party drug problems.

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[quote=tryfuhl;923350]Club scene is GREAT for avoiding pot. It is friends' houses you need to avoid. Clubs are bad for those with party drug problems.[/quote]

Quoted for truth. Not that I would know ANYTHING about that. No for serious.