How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys?
 

Figured most of us should agree with this thread! How bad do you guys hate the Cowboys? I hate the Cowboys so bad that my blood starts to boil when I see them gain a first down. Seeing the Cowboys score a touchdown is grounds to send me to anger management! :mad:

Seeing Bill Parcells coach the Cowboys is, in my opinion, the most unholy union since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. :vomit-smi

I hate the Dallas Cowboys so bad that I would be willing for the Redskins to go 2-14 if it meant that the two wins came by beating the Dallas Cowboys. well....that might be stretching it a bit! :biggthump

So if the rest of you hate the Dallas Cowboys then give me a..... :httr:

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I want to start driving railroad spikes into my man parts whenever they score a touchdown against the Redskins, ESPECIALLY when the game is in Dallas. To see those inbred hicks celebrating a touchdown against our beloved team is reason for homicide, or genocide of Cowboys fans.

I'm a non-violent protester. :)

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so am i tmc. whenever i see them gain yards, i feel like rampaging. there are big holes in the wall in my room from when i got angry at the cowboys scoring a touchdown and i took out my anger by hitting the wall.

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The Eagles are worse in my book. The Cowboys rivalry just isn't a rivalry anymore until we start beating them. Every year we find new ways to lose to those guys.

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I was closer to violence when the Cowboys beat us than when the Eagles beat us.

Since when did we start BEATING the Eagles too? ;)

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It's especially bad when you lose to your rival in a game that you should have won, but because of rediculous officiating youre just forced to take it in the shorts.
Much like poker, you get that sh*tty run of cards and sooner or later the swing comes your way.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]I want to start driving railroad spikes into my man parts whenever they score a touchdown against the Redskins, ESPECIALLY when the game is in Dallas. To see those inbred hicks celebrating a touchdown against our beloved team is reason for homicide, or genocide of Cowboys fans.

I'm a non-violent protester. :)[/QUOTE]


If you are non-violent then homicide is the wrong term...the one you want is mandatory enforced suicide

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I even get pissed seeing the cheerleaders! I mean THAT is hate. I seriously punched someone in the face in middle school because they were wearing a Cowboys jacket.

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[QUOTE=aprius]If you are non-violent then homicide is the wrong term...the one you want is mandatory enforced suicide[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHA! LOL I like that...

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]I even get pissed seeing the cheerleaders! I mean THAT is hate. I seriously punched someone in the face in middle school because they were wearing a Cowboys jacket.[/QUOTE]


WooWooWoo.......Lets leave the cheerleaders out of this..............F-the Cow.......Biotches. But cheerleaders in cowboy boots..........Amen thank you lord.

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I'd much rather see them in Skins bikinis mud-wrestling. This is my thinking on that:

You have a choice where you want to be a cheerleader. Dallas? Ugh.

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I WILL say this, their looks definitely make me want to do the OPPOSITE of driving railroad spikes into my man parts.

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Even this thread brings me pain sad story coming up....

My sons first birthday, we are having a party at my father in laws house. Skins vs. Cowboys. Afternoon game, Norv was the coach. Bad enough I was more interested in the game than my boys first birthday. Game goes to overtime, long bomb to Rocket Ishmale. We Lose. I cannot control my rage and throw the remote into the 50 inch projection T.V. that belongs to my father in law. Had to replace it the next week. Sad day.

My hate started in the seventy's when Dallas came back (Stauback and Co.) on us when we were up by 13 and scored twice in the last two minutes of the game to hand us a loss. I remember I was 8 or 9. I ran to my room and cried all night.

My hate for Dallas could light the city of Las Vegas for a month.

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Everytime I try to be rational I think, "It's only a football team." But then I'm reminded of how much pain they have caused me over the years.

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I hate the Eagles 10 times worse then the cowboys. Sorry guys but I am from central PA so the hatred for them is deep.

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Is it wrong to wish the Cowboys team plane would go down in flames?

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[QUOTE=PSUskinsfan11]I hate the Eagles 10 times worse then the cowboys. Sorry guys but I am from central PA so the hatred for them is deep.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I live in Virginia and there's alot more Eagles fans here than Cowboys fans. I definitely hear more trash from Eagles fans (especially the last 5 years), but I still hate the Cowboys more, even though its getting close.

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If we're going by which team I hate the most, its definately Dallas. I too feel that a 2-14 season w/ 2 wins against Dallas would be a success in my book.

As for the most annoying fans. It can be anybody's fans, really. The ones that bug me the most are the ones who show up at the end of the season talking smack about how their teams are going to the playoffs; you know fairweather fans. They irritate the crap out of me because they try to shove down my throat that because 'their' is more successful than mine, that they hold something above my head. I usually come back with this: name 5 starters on 'your' team. That usually shuts them up.

It was really annoying this past season as two supervisors directly above me all of a sudden claimed to be Steelers fans. I knew they both were from PA, but neither had shown any allegiance to the Steelers in the past. Just kinda ticks me off. Now there is another guy that I work with that is a Steelers fan and he's been with them through thick and thin - which I respect.

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[QUOTE=Skinsfanforlife]WooWooWoo.......Lets leave the cheerleaders out of this..............F-the Cow.......Biotches. But cheerleaders in cowboy boots..........Amen thank you lord.[/QUOTE]
i went to Burger king once and then i got a nice sandwich for myself and my friends got some too, and then i came home and i saw them damn cheerleaders advertising the exact sandwich that half of us had gotten and i threw that $4.50 shit in the trash and told everyone else that they had to eat it outside or it goes in the trash

I hate all cowboys

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[QUOTE=Krills]Yeah, I live in Virginia and there's alot more Eagles fans here than Cowboys fans. I definitely hear more trash from Eagles fans (especially the last 5 years), but I still hate the Cowboys more, even though its getting close.[/QUOTE]
damn bandwagoners

woooo woooo a new train in coming in next year all burgondy and GOLD

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The Cowboy hatred was embedded in me from day one by my grandfather. It was a Redskinns Cowboys game in the early eighties on Thanksgiving. We were at my granpa's in Oxen Hill. We had some relatives from Texas who were Cowboys fans. The Cowboys ended up winning that game and my relatives from Texas were thrown out of the house by my grandfather (NO EXAGERATION)!

During the season I would not mind rounding that part of my family and sending them to the desert of Iraq. Hopefully they wouldnt come back. That is how much I hate the Cowboys. (Figure of Speech) I do not realy wish any harm on my relatives, with the excecption of decades of Cowboy losses!

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Cowboy fans suck too. Talk about the biggest bunch of bandwagonners. Most cowboy 'fans' can't even tell you which number Charlie Waters wore or who thier 1st coach was. The greatest cowboy moment was when we were stomping the living crap out of them in the '82 championship game and Landry slammed his famous fedora to the turf! That was awesome! I hate the Cowboys.

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Oh, good, it's not just me then..... :mad:

The worst loss I've endured so far was the last one. I didn't get mad, for the first time ever, didn't break shit or feel furious, just numb.

I was in the game day thread and just *KNEW* what was coming.

[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/showthread.php?t=4280&page=54&pp=10[/url]

I really thought my visit to Cowbitches training camp in Ventura would have tainted them. It did, just not enough.

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That's pretty crazy Redskin Rat. I think you might have jinx us on that one. Next time, you gotta believe. Block those thoughts from your mind.

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[QUOTE=Red Robert]

Game goes to overtime, long bomb to Rocket Ishmale. We Lose. I cannot control my rage and throw the remote into the 50 inch projection T.V. that belongs to my father in law. Had to replace it the next week. Sad day.


Man, I was going to relate a story from this game, but that takes the cake.

Well, here's my story anyway... I was recording the game and after the aforementiond TD, I picked the tape out of the VCR and threw it against the wall and Ismail and his blue and silver buddies were smashed into a thousand pieces.

When you are at FedEx field Cowboys fans are more obnoxious, but Eagles fans are more violent...

Dallas Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm ready to get violent with any Cowboys/Eagles fans this year. I don't give a shit about getting thrown out, someone is getting one in the face if they give me ANY shit this year.

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[QUOTE=dirtbag2112]It's especially bad when you lose to your rival in a game that you should have won, but because of rediculous officiating youre just forced to take it in the shorts.
Much like poker, you get that sh*tty run of cards and sooner or later the swing comes your way.[/QUOTE


Just thought this one needed to be posted again. Last years MNF game is still killing me! :banghead:

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i really hate the cowboys,i have since 1970.i really hate the eagles as well,probably more than i have dallas the last few years.but cowboys fans are mostly some of tthe most arrogant people i know.

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Eagles fans are the worst mammals on North America. But as far as actual people go, then yeah, I dislike the cowbitches...

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I'd give my right nut to have us beat them for 10 years straight. I met a cool chick recently who is a Seahawks fan and the team she hates the most are the cowboys. She went on and on about how much she hated them. It was unfortunate that her girlfriend with her was a complete and utter cockblocker.

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I hate everyone else in the division more, actually. They have been bad for so long that I don't really care. Yeah, they made the playoffs year before last, but I knew then that they couldn't sustain it. Tom Coughlin may very well be my least favorite coach of all time and I don't really like anyone on the Giants, so I hate them more. Way more. Then Philly I guess. I kinda like Donovan, though, so it doesn't kill me to see them win. Just get to the Super Bowl, man I was pissed about that. Especially since I said Pats, Falcons in the [B]Preseason[/B]. Anyway, I think Dallas is the least hated rival in my book. I pretty much expect them to beat us and win only about 5-8 games a year.

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The Cowboys are slightly better than having a "There's Something About Mary" moment with your zipper and slightly worse than running out of toilet paper and finding only 60 grit sandpaper at hand. Don't even get me started on the Eagles ...

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[QUOTE=Red Robert]Even this thread brings me pain sad story coming up....

My sons first birthday, we are having a party at my father in laws house. Skins vs. Cowboys. Afternoon game, Norv was the coach. Bad enough I was more interested in the game than my boys first birthday. Game goes to overtime, long bomb to Rocket Ishmale. We Lose. I cannot control my rage and throw the remote into the 50 inch projection T.V. that belongs to my father in law. Had to replace it the next week. Sad day.

My hate started in the seventy's when Dallas came back (Stauback and Co.) on us when we were up by 13 and scored twice in the last two minutes of the game to hand us a loss. I remember I was 8 or 9. I ran to my room and cried all night.

My hate for Dallas could light the city of Las Vegas for a month.[/QUOTE]


That was the loss that hurt and made me a Cowboy hater for life.

Dallas has been more of a thorn in our side than Philly. We've sucked during Philly's recent run. Philly is supposed to beat us during these last 4-5 years. Dallas has been as bad as us, except for 2003, but we still lose to them. To this day I will say that Dallas cost us an undefeated season in 1991 (They won 1 game that year! Against us, the SB Champs!).

Most of our meaningful games against Philly took place in the 80's and early 90's and we usually won the important ones. Dallas and NY (so glad to when Phil Simms retired, he was a "Redskin-killer") were royal pains in butt during those years.

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Dallas is the worst. I get ill just thinking about that team, their ugly-ass colors, that stupid stadium with the hole in the roof. A few weeks ago I missed a connecting flight and was stuck in Dallas. I stayed in a hotel in Irving or wherever the stadium is. It was the ugliest place on earth. Made the friggin meadowlands look pretty. I agree about the last loss being unbearable--nothing hurts worse than losing to the roids.

I was at the Monday night game last season and their we're fights galore in our section. We had to sit there and take the loss. I'm getting mad right now. Ok, calm down.


CAN WE PLEASE BEAT DALLAS THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!


F*** the roids. F*** the Tuna. F*** Jerry Jones and his wierd looking plastic face.

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[QUOTE=skinsguy]Figured most of us should agree with this thread! How bad do you guys hate the Cowboys? I hate the Cowboys so bad that my blood starts to boil when I see them gain a first down. Seeing the Cowboys score a touchdown is grounds to send me to anger management! :mad:

Seeing Bill Parcells coach the Cowboys is, in my opinion, the most unholy union since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. :vomit-smi

I hate the Dallas Cowboys so bad that I would be willing for the Redskins to go 2-14 if it meant that the two wins came by beating the Dallas Cowboys. well....that might be stretching it a bit! :biggthump

So if the rest of you hate the Dallas Cowboys then give me a..... :httr:[/QUOTE


Yeah, the Cowcrotches suck ass water but I have to say that the Eagles fans drink it. Nothing worse than a Eagles fan, bunch of wussy pansy super bowl wanna be's. I have many voodoo McNabbs dolls sitting on my shelf with pins stuck in his balls. Thank god we didnt have to face the ultimate humilation of fat ass Andy Reed in tights....puking....god, that would have turned me off men for weeks to come!

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I hate the C-boys so much if we only win two games in any year, I pray they're both against Dallas and I have made it my mission in life to convert those poor helplessly deluded well-endowed women in Dallas cheerleader outfits that the only way they can save their mortal souls is to follow me to the true path of righteousness and become Redskin cheerleaders. Can I get an amen, brothers?

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[QUOTE]Yeah, the Cowcrotches suck ass water but I have to say that the Eagles fans drink it. Nothing worse than a Eagles fan, bunch of wussy pansy super bowl wanna be's. I have many voodoo McNabbs dolls sitting on my shelf with pins stuck in his balls. Thank god we didnt have to face the ultimate humilation of fat ass Andy Reed in tights....puking....god, that would have turned me off men for weeks to come![/QUOTE]

That's the ONE time you could actually use the Dave Chapell line:

"Bitch, you makin' my penis soft!"

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I've hated the cowpies for as long as I can remember and forever will especially after seeing my first live skins game. it was against the cowpies on monday night football when Deion was with the team (the freakin ticket had his smug face on it) and Randall Cunningham was the cowgirls qb. I kept hoping against hope even though the skins dropped big fat turds all night, that they'd still pull it out in the end, but unfortunately that was not the case. So after the game, here I was a 6 foot tall, 260 lb guy with no voice left, looking pissed as hell, and a couple tears rolling down my cheeks. I know that when watching games with my family and friends that I can kind of freak them out by how into a game I get. I hate the cowpies, the iggles, and the giants somewhat equally but I know that I root the hardest against the cowturds. I mean I hate them so much that I very very rarely ever buy anything that has both blue and silver on it.

as far as the subject of other teams cheerleaders, I just try to envision them with no team outfits on cuz then they all look the same :biggthump

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I live in Texas.....but everyone here isn't a hick.......but when it come to the Cowgirls.....no one has to hear more Cowboy crap than I do....so when were back on top I'll once again wear proudly, be the most hated man in Tejas

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I have lived in Texas my entire life.I have been a skin fan since I was 8 years old.I have heard so much cowgirl b.s. in my life and have seen so many morons wearing cowgirl gear that I deserve a medal for not attacking one of them so far.