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I had a few to many Wednesday brews (went to my 1st ever hockey game tonight) (SD has AAA Team). If this thread is terrible idea, please feel free to remove.

What happened this year to put the most sand in your vag? The refs screwing us in the Texans game still has me very sandy.

In terms of things we can control, getting embarrassed again every time on national TV. I can't take it anymore. A manvag can only have so much sand.

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What I want to know is why are you still worrying about this shit? You live in San Diego man! If I were you I would be in the line up at Mission's and smoking a fat one after the final set every day.

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agree with bmore...I would be on the beach attempting to find sandy vag

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Yeah man I lived in OB for about a year. Nobody in SD should ever get a sandy vag! That being said I think Dan Snyder is ultimately responsible for all sand in all our vag’s. The franchise literally has not been the same since he took over. He is the King of Sandy Vag.

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1211701]I had a few to many Wednesday brews (went to my 1st ever hockey game tonight) (SD has AAA Team). If this thread is terrible idea, please feel free to remove.

What happened this year to put the most sand in your vag? The refs screwing us in the Texans game still has me very sandy.

In terms of things we can control, getting embarrassed again every time on national TV. I can't take it anymore. A manvag can only have so much sand.[/quote]

Yeah that Texans game def has sand in my vag,and I'm a Texans fan! lol
I live in Houston,so I pull for the Texans if theyre not playing my Skins,but yeah that game still has me pissed

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5-2 turning into 6-6 and everything that caused it. At 5-2 they were finding ways to win games and if the offense came around a little they looked like they could make a little noise in the play-offs, then the wheels came off the wagon and it went off a cliff.

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[quote=punch it in;1211719][IMG]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181206/bfbf284d6d00d06c8e259eb59171c535.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Dude!! That’s one giant stinky PANOCHE!!!

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Fucking injuries man

Never thought it was going to happen again this year

Two QBs going down is bullshit

On our 3rd set of guards, again, bullshit



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It's been pouring rain here in San Diego the last two days. Feel like I'm back in DC. People here literally don't know what to do w/ themselves when it rains in San Diego.

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1211701]I had a few to many Wednesday brews (went to my 1st ever hockey game tonight) (SD has AAA Team). If this thread is terrible idea, please feel free to remove.

What happened this year to put the most sand in your vag? The refs screwing us in the Texans game still has me very sandy.

In terms of things we can control, getting embarrassed again every time on national TV. I can't take it anymore. A manvag can only have so much sand.[/quote]

Great thread! It has to be the refs. I know everyone gets bad calls but it has gotten to the point where it's ridiculous. The league goes out of it's way to wipe the Cowboys asses, and it's like they do everything to screw us over. I'm tired of it.

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[quote=skinsfan69;1211741]It's been pouring rain here in San Diego the last two days. Feel like I'm back in DC. People here literally don't know what to do w/ themselves when it rains in San Diego.[/quote]

silver lining, some of that sand gets washed away?

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[quote=skinsfan69;1211741]It's been pouring rain here in San Diego the last two days. Feel like I'm back in DC. People here literally don't know what to do w/ themselves when it rains in San Diego.[/quote]

I lived in both Hemet and Riverside when it snowed in those places. Now that is weird weather. It wasn't much just a dusting, but still very rare.

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[quote=skinsfan69;1211741]It's been pouring rain here in San Diego the last two days. Feel like I'm back in DC. People here literally don't know what to do w/ themselves when it rains in San Diego.[/quote]

I'm glad I don't have a commute anymore because these sandyvagges can't drive for shit.

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[quote=Chico23231;1211713]agree with bmore...I would be on the beach attempting to find sandy vag[/quote]

When I moved here to go to SDSU you could drink beer on the beach. That got taken away a long time ago. It's just not the same. And that definitely still gives me sandy vag.

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Injuries / Constant clam digging refs

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My SV moment was Lauvao starting day one without a valid replacement.
This has been rubbing me raw from day one.

My second SV Moment was getting to week 8 with Preston Smith having ZERO sacks.
I know I'm hard on the guy but you can't have a starting Edge Rusher without a sack for that long.

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[QUOTE=sdskinsfan2001;1211751]When I moved here to go to SDSU you could drink beer on the beach. That got taken away a long time ago. It's just not the same. And that definitely still gives me sandy vag.[/QUOTE]



You would think that would help keep the sand out of your vag [emoji848]

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[quote=punch it in;1211755]You would think that would help keep the sand out of your vag [emoji848][/quote]

I keep shoveling it out and the Skins just keep shoving it back in.

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my SV moment of the year was the Alex Smith trade...

Left Guard inaction was probably a close second...

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My vag is sandy over the Alex Smith leg injury. What a devastating injury, not just for us, but especially for him. At this point I hope he recovers his normal range of function.

Also yeah Lauvao starting the year with no backup was just a terrible idea all around.

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[quote=Chico23231;1211760]my SV moment of the year was the Alex Smith trade...

Left Guard inaction was probably a close second...[/quote]

Considering the new on AS injury, it looks like Bruce hit us with a 50Mil cap penalty for the next 2 years.

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If someone has a career ending injury, I don't understand why that should count against the cap. I see why he gets paid but I don't understand punishing the team. Think anyone wanted that nasty ass injury to happen?

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[quote=jamf;1211768]Considering the new on AS injury, it looks like Bruce hit us with a 50Mil cap penalty for the next 2 years.[/quote]

my whole thing with the Alex Smith trade when it happened was...we've seen this movie before from Bruce and Danny...knee jerk-as-fuck. And the contract extension was pretty horrible with a QB of that age.

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1211769]If someone has a career ending injury, I don't understand why that should count against the cap. I see why he gets paid but I don't understand punishing the team. Think anyone wanted that nasty ass injury to happen?[/quote]

I agree to an extent but some things are relative. Take Sua Cravens he had career ending head trauma. Doctors told him he should walk a way and he did. Could he keep playing for sure but at the risk of further brain damage.

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1211769]If someone has a career ending injury, I don't understand why that should count against the cap. I see why he gets paid but I don't understand punishing the team. Think anyone wanted that nasty ass injury to happen?[/quote]

I can understand the reasoning. It keeps teams from offering unrealistic contracts to older players or those coming off of injuries. It forces the team to assume the risk. Just think what would happen if a retirement or injury could be used to void a contract as far as the cap hit was concerned. You would have teams offering 10 year deals to 39 year old quarterbacks.

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[quote=BaltimoreSkins;1211772]I agree to an extent but some things are relative. Take Sua Cravens he had career ending head trauma. Doctors told him he should walk a way and he did. Could he keep playing for sure but at the risk of further brain damage.[/quote]

This isn't correct.
He quit on the team.
It was only when the team asked to get some of his signing bonus back did he start complaining of concussion issues.

He is currently playing for the Broncos.

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[quote=Buffalo Bob;1211773]I can understand the reasoning. It keeps teams from offering unrealistic contracts to older players or those coming off of injuries. It forces the team to assume the risk. Just think what would happen if a retirement or injury could be used to void a contract as far as the cap hit was concerned. You would have teams offering 10 year deals to 39 year old quarterbacks.[/quote]

Yeah, that makes sense. But the risk is there without the cap hit. They still have to pay him out the 50 million or whatever it is. Companies don't make a habbit of liking that. Good thing the rookie QB scale is there. Gonna have to have a rookie. Can't afford to sign any good FA.

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[quote=Buffalo Bob;1211717]5-2 turning into 6-6 and everything that caused it. At 5-2 they were finding ways to win games and if the offense came around a little they looked like they could make a little noise in the play-offs, then the wheels came off the wagon and it went off a cliff.[/quote]

At 5-2 I actually started to think we could be a serious playoff threat with the Defense, then... The redskins redskined and we all got brought back to earth.

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Its 30 here wish I could go down to Nags Head and get sand in my Vag.

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The first grain of sand for me was Guice's injury. I remember a couple really impressive runs only to watch him walk off and be like, "No biggie."

The true vaginal sandstorm came when McCoy broke his leg. That's when I wondered how the fuck do we have such horrible luck?!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1211784]The first grain of sand for me was Guice's injury. I remember a couple really impressive runs only to watch him [B]walk off and be like, "No biggie." [/B]

The true vaginal sandstorm came when McCoy broke his leg. That's when I wondered how the fuck do we have such horrible luck?![/quote]

No shit. His stroll to the sideline was the most unassuming "out of year" injury all time.

I don't know vag sand, but the headline out for the year for Guice was the equivalent of standing behind the home plate, Roger Clemens fast ball that a batter foul tips, just getting a piece and redirects perfectly right into my nuts.

I went down in a heap.


Typically you tell Guice to just stand up, get off the field and rub some sand on it. Little did we know, he would be rubbing sand in the vag of every Skins fan in the world. And sand would continue to build throughout the year. Culminating with signing Buttfumble and a woman abuser within a week of one another.

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[quote=jamf;1211776]This isn't correct.
He quit on the team.
It was only when the team asked to get some of his signing bonus back did he start complaining of concussion issues.

He is currently playing for the Broncos.[/quote]

Well they are fucking morons for signing him

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[quote=Chico23231;1211785]No shit. His stroll to the sideline was the most unassuming "out of year" injury all time.

I don't know vag sand, but the headline out for the year for Guice was the equivalent of standing behind the home plate, Roger Clemens fast ball that a batter foul tips, just getting a piece and redirects perfectly right into my nuts.

I went down in a heap.


Typically you tell Guice to just stand up, get off the field and rub some sand on it. Little did we know, he would be rubbing sand in the vag of every Skins fan in the world. And sand would continue to build throughout the year. Culminating with signing Buttfumble and a woman abuser within a week of one another.[/quote]

Yep... Bout sums it up.

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Guice going down was definitely a huge bummer. I was so psyched to see him play. AP has been solid but I think Guice would have been a game changer.



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Just gonna say that crabs like to play in the sand.

With that said, too many moments to make me sandy - not enough moments to make me moist!

Guice tearing his ACL, Smith breaking his leg and having complications in recovery, Colt breaking his leg, the offensive line being hurt again, the defense forgetting how to tackle, going from 5-2 to 6-6. Signing Ruben Foster. Jack Kent Cooke not still being alive and well and able to own our team.

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[QUOTE=skinsfaninok;1211778]At 5-2 I actually started to think we could be a serious playoff threat with the Defense, then... The redskins redskined and we all got brought back to earth.[/QUOTE][emoji115] [emoji115] This

Before the start of the season, I was figuring that the Redskins would be a 6-10 team or at least no better than 8-8.

Then, like you, when the Redskins got to 5-2, I actually started believing in them.

But...once again reality has set in and the Redskins have pulled a redskins and have started catering.

Since I just got married and bought a condo, I am working on the weekends to pay off some bills, and when the Redskins got to 5-2, I started to feel a little depressed that I was going to miss a lot of the Redskins games this season.

Now, however, I really don't care if I miss the games. I will still be following the scores and I will try to catch some views of the remaining games, but I am really back in my Don't Really Care...Life Goes On mode with the Redskins.



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[quote=metalskins;1211801]Just gonna say that crabs like to play in the sand.

With that said, too many moments to make me sandy - not enough moments to make me moist!

Guice tearing his ACL, Smith breaking his leg and having complications in recovery, Colt breaking his leg, the offensive line being hurt again, the defense forgetting how to tackle, going from 5-2 to 6-6. Signing Ruben Foster.[B] Jack Kent Cooke not still being alive and well and able to own our team.[/B][/quote]

If we really want to get sandy then let's put some blame on JKC too. His lack of planning a smooth transition for the Skins is what got us DS in the first place. I actually have long been a supporter of DS, but at this point you have to know that JKC's son could not have been any worse, and maybe a disinterested owner (which is what I understood about JKC's son) would most certainly have brought more competent people to handle the team and not invoked as much drama through petulant interests as DS has.

So even JKC isn't safe from this thread!

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[quote=kct1975;1211825][emoji115] [emoji115] This

Before the start of the season, I was figuring that the Redskins would be a 6-10 team or at least no better than 8-8.

Then, like you, when the Redskins got to 5-2, I actually started believing in them.

But...once again reality has set in and the Redskins have pulled a redskins and have started catering.

Since I just got married and bought a condo, I am working on the weekends to pay off some bills, and when the Redskins got to 5-2, I started to feel a little depressed that I was going to miss a lot of the Redskins games this season.

Now, however, I really don't care if I miss the games. I will still be following the scores and I will try to catch some views of the remaining games, but I am really back in my Don't Really Care...Life Goes On mode with the Redskins.



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I work on the weekends too (But doing games is my job) Still I have the skins game on usually but I missed a lot of plays this yr due to working other games. I can honestly say I'm not too upset by it. The last few years I've really cared less and less about the outcomes.

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[quote=MTK;1211799]Guice going down was definitely a huge bummer. I was so psyched to see him play. AP has been solid but I think Guice would have been a game changer.



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I hate to be like this but the guy has already had what? 2 Knee's? He's more likely than not going to be like CT, Injury prone like a mfer. I hope that is not the case and I agree , he would have been that exciting player we really needed. Although AD has been crazy good in spurts.