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Paintrain 08-08-2005 03:00 PM

Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
Our favorite columnist, Lenny Pastabelly was on hand for Saturday's scrimmage and will be filing his Redskins training camp report based on those observations.. My predictions on what he will mention:

Poor offensive line play
Bad decision making by Ramsey
Good defense
Joe Gibbs 'ugly Dallas fans' comment
Smallish receivers

Basically he's going to make us out to be a NAIA Division III team that has no place on the same field with an NFL team, like he always does.. :smashfrea

MTK 08-08-2005 03:11 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
He's going to be at Skins camp tomorrow too

TheMalcolmConnection 08-08-2005 03:20 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
How'd he fit in the stadium?

Paintrain 08-08-2005 03:31 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
[QUOTE=Mattyk72]He's going to be at Skins camp tomorrow too[/QUOTE]
If any Warpathers are on hand and see him please ask him why does he have an ax to grind against the Redskins..

TheMalcolmConnection 08-08-2005 03:31 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
Hmmm, I'm off Wed. I wonder if he'd be there then...

Anyone going on Wed.?

BigSKINBauer 08-08-2005 03:32 PM

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really i wish i had seen him, he couldn't be that hard to miss.

MTK 08-08-2005 03:38 PM

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Just look for a chow line, he'll be in it

rickmmrr 08-08-2005 04:05 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
[QUOTE=Mattyk72]Just look for a chow line, he'll be in it[/QUOTE]
:laughing2 funny as hell.

BigSKINBauer 08-08-2005 04:10 PM

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i went to the chow line, guy said someone took em out.......... wonder who, i might have been to late

TheMalcolmConnection 08-08-2005 04:12 PM

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I can see Len being very similar to Peter Griffin. Like a football lands at Len's feet and he looks around very cautiously and then starts taking bites out of it.

Red Robert 08-08-2005 04:19 PM

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]I can see Len being very similar to Peter Griffin. Like a football lands at Len's feet and he looks around very cautiously and then starts taking bites out of it.[/QUOTE]

That is an insult to Peter Griffin tocompare him to Pastabelly, I kinda hope he gives us a bad review, just so he can eat his words later.

Eat his words lol.

BigSKINBauer 08-08-2005 04:26 PM

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[QUOTE=Red Robert]That is an insult to Peter Griffin tocompare him to Pastabelly, I kinda hope he gives us a bad review, just so he can eat his words later.

Eat his words lol.[/QUOTE]
not the most effective way of punishment for him

TheMalcolmConnection 08-08-2005 04:27 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
He's probably one of those fat-asses that gets out of breath when he eats.

GoSkins! 08-08-2005 04:31 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
I wonder if he has a specially fit keyboard for those chubby fingers?

saskin 08-08-2005 04:35 PM

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]He's probably one of those fat-asses that gets out of breath when he eats.[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lol:

It must suck for him when he types on a normal keyboard....when he aims for one key he ends up hitting five others...

TheMalcolmConnection 08-08-2005 04:39 PM

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Hahaha, with those sausages he calls fingers.

Poor guy prolly forgot what his penis looks like.

jacobyfan 08-08-2005 04:43 PM

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I'm sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat... To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

TheMalcolmConnection 08-08-2005 04:48 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's familiar for some reason...

EternalEnigma21 08-08-2005 05:49 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's familiar for some reason...[/QUOTE]



hahahaha simpsons... disability episode

mooby 08-08-2005 06:03 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
[QUOTE=Paintrain]Our favorite columnist, Lenny Pastabelly was on hand for Saturday's scrimmage and will be filing his Redskins training camp report based on those observations.. My predictions on what he will mention:

Poor offensive line play
Bad decision making by Ramsey
Good defense
Joe Gibbs 'ugly Dallas fans' comment
Smallish receivers

Basically he's going to make us out to be a NAIA Division III team that has no place on the same field with an NFL team, like he always does.. :smashfrea[/QUOTE]

he'll probably mention the food they served that day.

jacobyfan 08-08-2005 06:28 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
[QUOTE=canthetuna]hahahaha simpsons... disability episode[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Maybe Lenny P will show up in a mumu and holding his "reaching broom".

SmootSmack 08-08-2005 06:34 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
Press any key?? Where's the "any" key?

gortiz 08-08-2005 07:01 PM

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]How'd he fit in the stadium?[/QUOTE]

You didn't hear? Nunyo just reported that it took 150 cans of WD-40 to grease that fat bastard up so he could fit through the double doors ...

mooby 08-08-2005 07:08 PM

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seriously? i thought they airlifted him in with 6 different black hawks.

TheMalcolmConnection 08-08-2005 07:13 PM

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I can't believe I missed a Simpsons reference. :(

GoSkins! 08-08-2005 09:58 PM

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Ah to be bashed by a pastabelly

12thMan 08-08-2005 10:01 PM

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Man, you guys are true skins fans!!! I love it!!!

SmootSmack 08-09-2005 01:28 AM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]I can't believe I missed a Simpsons reference. :([/QUOTE]

I've talked it over with the other moderators and we've decided that as punishment we're not allowing you to post any messages between the hours of 2:30am-5:30am on Tuesday Aug. 9 and Wednesday Aug. 10

Maybe this will teach you not to skip over Simpsons references.

BigSKINBauer 08-09-2005 02:37 AM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
[QUOTE=TAFKAS]I've talked it over with the other moderators and we've decided that as punishment we're not allowing you to post any messages between the hours of 2:30am-5:30am on Tuesday Aug. 9 and Wednesday Aug. 10

Maybe this will teach you not to skip over Simpsons references.[/QUOTE]
he is officially on the clock

TheMalcolmConnection 08-09-2005 07:55 AM

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Well TAFKAS, I guess NOW I know...

... APPARENTLY you know what that is half of. :(

FRPLG 08-09-2005 08:43 AM

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So if Pastabelly was a girl would he look like Mimi from the Drew Carey show or more like Roseanne? Maybe Nell Carter? Discuss.

TheMalcolmConnection 08-09-2005 09:27 AM

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I'm voting for Mimi...

PantherFan007 08-09-2005 10:08 AM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
I'd say he'd look more like Mimi, just not as smart as her. :laughing2 I can't stand that dude.

[QUOTE=FRPLG]So if Pastabelly was a girl would he look like Mimi from the Drew Carey show or more like Roseanne? Maybe Nell Carter? Discuss.[/QUOTE]

FRPLG 08-09-2005 12:08 PM

Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com
 
[QUOTE=PantherFan007]I'd say he'd look more like Mimi, just not as smart as her. :laughing2 I can't stand that dude.[/QUOTE]
He is public enemy #1 around here. There are few who can stomach even tepidly supporting any of his biased reporting on the Skins.

TheMalcolmConnection 08-09-2005 01:00 PM

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I get as entertained by HIS picture on espn.com as I do by this pic...

[img]http://img298.imageshack.us/img298/6270/1791716mt.jpg[/img]

It never gets old!! LOL


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