let's Make Fun of Sly
 

[URL="http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20060605/114952050000.html"]http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20060605/114952050000.html[/URL]

Isn't 60 too old to be making action movies? Seriously, what is going to be the plot of Rambo IV? Will the active adult community attempt to seal off the tennis courts once and for all? It looks like only John Rambo and his band of retirees can stop the evil homeowners association, lead by the menacing 'Widow' Goldstein.

And Rocky VI, will that be about the marketing campaign of Rocky's latest money making endeavor, the Balboa Grill? The whole movie will be about him dealing with the hot lights of the infomercial set. How will Rocky get through the filming when he doesn't know how to read the cue cards? How will be be able to pimp his grill on Regis and Kelly without punching that damn Reg in the head? Will his overactive prostate allow him to get a full night's sleep ever again? I'm dying to know the answers to these questions.

I'm sorry, but Sly needs to hang it up.

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

after his latest bout with viagra, john rambo is set to take on medicare, who willingly refuses medicare coverage?

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

We're all telling Sly to hang it up, but aren't we also rooting for Harrison Ford to do another Indiana Jones?

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

love me some indiana jones!!!

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

while were at it lets all requset another die hard and lethal weapon.

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]We're all telling Sly to hang it up, but aren't we also rooting for Harrison Ford to do another Indiana Jones?[/quote]

Good point, but Indy drank from the holy grail, so he's aloud to kick ass at any age.

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

HA! Good point. At least he can speak some semblance of English. Sly has this Arnold-drunk speak going on.

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HA! Good point. At least he can speak some semblance of English. Sly has this Arnold-drunk speak going on.[/quote]

I heard on the radio a few weeks ago that Adrian is supposed to be dead in Rocky VI. Apparently she died of ovarian cancer, but because they didn't feel that Rocky would be able to say "ovarian" he refers to it as "woman's cancer." (I'm not making that part up) Then he moves his comeback fight to Canada so that he can buy some cheap prescription drugs (I made that part up).

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

in rocky5 his boy learns how to fight. i would like to see a cage match to the death against his dad!

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

ADDDDRRRRRIAN!!!! HEY, Yo, ADDDDRRRRIAAAAN!!!! I've FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!!

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

[quote=gibbsisgod]in rocky5 his boy learns how to fight. i would like to see a cage match to the death against his dad![/quote]

With a chair shot as Adrian makes a heel turn.

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]With a chair shot as Adrian makes a heel turn.[/quote]refereed by a drunk uncle paulie

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

I heard the focus of Rocky VI is the [URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=WH3n0uEF0PQ&search=rocky%20spoof"]love story[/URL]

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

My real name is Rocky ( I was named after a song...), I wish this fucker would just go away!

Re: let's Make Fun of Sly
 

[QUOTE=jamf]My real name is Rocky ( I was named after a song...), I wish this fucker would just go away![/QUOTE]

is your full name Rocky Raccoon?