Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 

Did anyone else think this was rather homoerotic?

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I've also heard that the better players make worse coaches because the game came naturally for them.

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I think someone brought up these crappy videos before. Any time I hear that you can learn tips from the likes of Danny "my hands are smaller than Alex Smith's" Wuerffel I tend to walk away.

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I hadn't seen them until NFL Network started showing them. Tuna has the most SHIT EATING grin on his face ever.

"I can get the most out of young men."

I'm sure you can there, big guy.

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hahaha. "Just leave your sons alone with me in the locker room and in five minutes I can turn them into men."

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I always laugh at these commercials.

Hi, I'm Bill Parcells, the fat slob coach of the Dallas Cowboys. My boss doesn't pay me enough, so I've got this side gig of hocking cheesey instructional DVDs. Please send me your money, I need another cheeseburger.

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Seriously. It was like he was trying to hold down the laughs while he did it. Do you think he even gives instruction in them or just relies on the old has-beens and never-was's to do it for him?

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We all laugh, but if Gibbs put out a video like this we'd probably all pre-order copies.

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but then again, Gibbs rules and parcells drools, and he eats a lot.

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$199 value?

For 6 1/2 hours of video?

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE...that's worth $200.

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[QUOTE=Buster]$199 value?

For 6 1/2 hours of video?

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE...that's worth $200.[/QUOTE]
It comes with $175 worth of coupons to all of the Tuna's favorite fast food places.

"Young boys can't become young men if the Tuna doesn't feed them."

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]We all laugh, but if Gibbs put out a video like this we'd probably all pre-order copies.[/quote]

Not me. Honestly, Gibbs would lose some respect in my eyes. You shouldn't have to do crap like that unless you're doing it for free. And you KNOW Tuna got paid.

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Gibbs certainly wouldn't stoop to that level. He's got a successful NASCAR business to fall back on. I could see Larry Eustachy putting a video out (How To Pick Up College Chicks: A Coach's Idiot Guide to Being a Woman Molesting Booze Hound)...

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I would buy the tuna's videos, but only if they ever lead to back-to-back-to-back Pop Warner National Champions.

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I have a feeling it'll only lead to wang-to-back-to-wang elephant walking.