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[url=http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/07/02/lost.love.ap/index.html]Stealing another's man's wife costs $4,802 - CNN.com[/url]

Not even the deposit on the divorce lawyer

when will all the suing everyone over everything madness end?

[quote=dmek25;324097]when will all the suing everyone over everything madness end?[/quote]
When we make plaintiffs bear the cost of both parties when they lose, instead of just their own.

Alienation of affection cases are typically about revenge, but every now and then there are cases that are legit. Those are pretty rare though. I once sat in on a case where the wife was pretty much left destitute because her asshole husband left her for a skank and then tried to hide all the money in the skank's name. The wife only wanted what was rightfully hers, so she had no choice but to sue.

[quote=Lady Brave;324112] I once sat in on a case where the wife was pretty much left destitute because her asshole husband left her for a skank and then tried to hide all the money in the skank's name.[/quote]

Now I can't get the word skank out of my brain. Tomorrow at the family bbq I'll be, "skank this" and "skank that". It's a brilliant sentence.

[quote=70Chip;324114]Now I can't get the word skank out of my brain. Tomorrow at the family bbq I'll be, "skank this" and "skank that". It's a brilliant sentence.[/quote]
Did I mention she was a skank? I just wanted to make that clear.

[quote=Lady Brave;324115]Did I mention she was a skank? I just wanted to make that clear.[/quote]

Ha! It's a great word. It's one case where a word is worth a thousand pictures.

If a skank falls does she make a sound?
What would a skank Olympic be like?
If you had to meet one skank in history who would it be?
Who would win a fight between a skank and a whore?
Should skanks openly serve in the military?
Do skank need love?

These are all question that need answers.

[QUOTE=saden1;324121]If a skank falls does she make a sound?
What would a skank Olympic be like?
If you had to meet one skank in history who would it be?
Who would win a fight between a skank and a whore?
Should skanks openly serve in the military?
Do skank need love?

These are all question that need answers.[/QUOTE]

Saden, expert that I am in skankology - being that I've dated them exclusively since I was 14 - I feel that I am particularily qualified to answer your questions.

1. If you can hear over the din of clinking cheap jewelry you can hear an audible groan (it's a high pitched whine that resembles the skank's mating call in cadence and frequency).
2. They already have a skank olympics. It's called reality TV.
3. Mary Queen of Scotts. I hear she was a real piece.
4. See, you can't beat a whore. A whore is a poor girl who adopts the skank persona out of economic necessity. Skanks tend to come from better circumstances and become skanks out of choice. It's much like the fight between the street drug dealer and rich high school yo boy, which the drug dealer always wins.
5. My enlisted friends tell me that they already do serve in great numbers, and fight bravely.
6. A common misperception is that skanks don't need love like normal girls. This simply isn't true. They have the same needs, they just have flawed acquisition methods. A little known fact is that many skanks are able to succesfully change their image upon being impregnated by a rich man, instead becoming FASNARMW - LFS's (formerly a skank, now a rich man's wife, lucky f-----g skank!)

[quote=djnemo65;324129]Saden, expert that I am in skankology - being that I've dated them exclusively since I was 14 - I feel that I am particularily qualified to answer your questions.

1. If you can hear over the din of clinking cheap jewelry you can hear an audible groan (it's a high pitched whine that resembles the skank's mating call in cadence and frequency).
2. They already have a skank olympics. It's called reality TV.
3. Mary Queen of Scotts. I hear she was a real piece.
4. See, you can't beat a whore. A whore is a poor girl who adopts the skank persona out of economic necessity. Skanks tend to come from better circumstances and become skanks out of choice. It's much like the fight between the street drug dealer and rich high school yo boy, which the drug dealer always wins.
5. My enlisted friends tell me that they already do serve in great numbers, and fight bravely.
6. A common misperception is that skanks don't need love like normal girls. This simply isn't true. They have the same needs, they just have flawed acquisition methods. A little known fact is that many skanks are able to succesfully change their image upon being impregnated by a rich man, instead becoming FASNARMW - LFS's (formerly a skank, now a rich man's wife, lucky f-----g skank!)[/quote]

That was hilarious. Bravo, bravo...standing ovation!!!

That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Perfect.