Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
 

Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer

10-The word "mod" invades you daily vocabulary
9-Instead of a sense of dread you look at you in-laws upcoming visit as a good opportunity to Q.
8-Every oil drum, tool box, garbage dumpster, box car or other metal anything you see as potential smoker (with a few mods of course)
7-A neighbors tree falls on your car and the first question you ask is, "is it fruitwood?"
6-You anxiously await your weekly newspaper, why, to see what smoker fodder is on sale this week.
5-You think the icons for your local weather report should be changed from sun and clouds to a kitchen stove and a Smoker
4-You tell a friend you got some good smoke over the week end and you're talking about something that came out the top of your Smoker.
3-Someone in the room says I'm gonna go rub my meat and you don't snicker.
2-You read the NY Times best seller list and are suprised the "Peanut Mod Thread" isn't on it.
1-You can start a fire, mix a rub, apply it to 2 butts, a brisket and 4 slabs of ribs carry them to the Smoker, open the door load it up, add a couple of splits and never set down your drink!

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11 You don't play well with others, you sign every thread with "Peace, Mike", and you talk more about the food network than the Redskins.

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[quote=Schneed10;446263]11 You don't play well with others, you sign every thread with "Peace, Mike", and you talk more about the food network than the Redskins.[/quote]

lol exactly what I was thinking

Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
 

I think we're all thinking the same thing :)

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;446263]11 You don't play well with others, you sign every thread with "Peace, Mike", and you talk more about the food network than the Redskins.[/QUOTE]
U should shut yer ass dewd.

Peace,
Scott

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;446271]U should shut yer ass dewd.

Peace,
Scott[/quote]

LOL!

yer and dewd. Two staples of the SBF online vocabulary.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;446271]U should shut yer ass dewd.

Peace,
Scott[/quote]

THAT's HUMOR!!

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whatever dewd

~shakes head and walks away

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god bless.

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nuff said. basically, if Wolverine was a barbequeing maniac, he would be SBF.

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No way, because Wolverine can regenerate himself.

ZING.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;446310]No way, because Wolverine can regenerate himself.

ZING.[/QUOTE]
HA! My office is really quiet, but I just laughed so loud that I think the old lady in the cube next to mine wet herself.

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You guys are cold.

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OH my god, this f*cking thread is funny.

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Seriously, where is SBF??

Oh man, this thread made me laugh out loud.