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RedskinRat · 06-07-2013, 11:55 AM

Two boys in a downtown DC suburb were playing basketball when one of the boys was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dogs neck.

A reporter from the Washington Post happens to be passing and rushes over to interview the boy. "YOUNG VIRGINIA TECH FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL" he begins writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a VA TECH fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in DC, I just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts writing again.

"GEORGETOWN FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC ATTACK." He jots in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Georgetown fan either," the boy responds.

"Sorry, I assumed everyone in the area was either a Hokies or the Hoyas fan. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Longhorns fan." the boy says. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"VILE TEXAS BASTARD KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET."

06-07-2013, 11:55 AM	#2
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: The Jokes Thread Two boys in a downtown DC suburb were playing basketball when one of the boys was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dogs neck. A reporter from the Washington Post happens to be passing and rushes over to interview the boy. "YOUNG VIRGINIA TECH FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL" he begins writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a VA TECH fan," the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we are in DC, I just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts writing again. "GEORGETOWN FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC ATTACK." He jots in his notebook. "But I'm not a Georgetown fan either," the boy responds. "Sorry, I assumed everyone in the area was either a Hokies or the Hoyas fan. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks. "I'm a Longhorns fan." the boy says. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "VILE TEXAS BASTARD KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET."